#glo.exe

[ask-the-riders]

Glo: Diamondback is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day he's fun to be around

Glo: The best part is you never know when they're coming

[lover-of-skellies]

(16. If they were arrested with no explanation, what would their friends and family think they had done? Connie and Glo XD)

Pffffft XD

Honestly, everyone would probably think Connie didn't do anything wrong. They'd be upsetti spaghetti, claiming she was innocent

Then Glo,,, oh boy. It could range from assault to arson, depending on who called the police on her

[ask-the-riders]

Glo: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie

[ask-the-riders]

Glo, playfully wiggling her brows and trying to tease Cobalt: So, do you have a crush on anyone?

Cobalt: Glo, please. The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety

[ask-the-riders]

Betta: I like girls who are environmentally aware

Glo, pointing outside: That's a cloud!

[ask-the-riders]

Conquest, texting: Sorry, I'm running a little late

Glo, still in bed, having forgotten they were meeting in the first place: You always do this

[ask-the-riders]

Glo: My favorite game is to act like I don't understand something very simple when a man is explaining it to me to see how dumb he thinks I really am

Retribution: That's called deception

Glo: What do you mean?

Retribution: It's a form of dishonesty that you are using for self gain or amusement. It's actually quite sophisticated stuff, well done

Glo: Sorry, I don't get it?

[ask-the-riders]

Glo: You were alive the whole time and didn't tell us?!

Cobalt: What was I supposed to do? Break into your house and leave a note "Not dead, details later"?

[ask-the-riders]

Conquest: Aren't you gonna go to bed, Glo? You're usually asleep by now

Glo: I can’t, this is too important

Conquest: What?...

Glo: Someone is wrong on the internet and I have to show them how stupid they are

[ask-the-riders]

Part one of the set that I have so far for RiderVerse

[ask-the-riders]

Glo: Do you want a tarot card reading?

Retribution: No. That’s stupid, those are Pokemon cards

Glo: Too bad. You get a Bidoof it means fuck you

[ask-the-riders]

Glo and Skink: *play fighting* 

Diamondback: Could you two at least TRY to be a little more mature?

Glo: TAXES!

Glo: *decks Skink in the face*

[ask-the-riders]

Glo: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on

[ask-the-riders]

Pestilence: [Gently carries War]

Betta: [Nyooms past Pestilence and War with Glo over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes]

Betta and Glo: [Both of them are screaming]

[ask-the-riders]

Skink: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Diamondback: *sighs* What?

Skink: Nothing, they just waved

Diamondback: Oh

Skink: Did ya sea what I did there?

Diamondback: Nope *sighs*

Skink: I'm shore you did

Cobalt: How are you two even dating

Glo: Come on, Cobalt, don't be such a beach

Cobalt:

Skink: I don't get it

Diamondback: Don't yoU dArE eXplain-

[ask-the-riders]

Cobalt: If I eat all 12 of these rice balls without stopping, would you give me a kiss?

Conquest: Sure, why not!

Cobalt: Okay! I'm ready for the challenge-

Glo: WHO SAID CHALLENGE??? SOMEONE WANTS TO CHALLENGE GLO THE GREAT????