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Sniper, what is the difference between Blu spy and Red spy's personalities ?

Sniper: Ah, well.

Red Spy is much more conniving. I know 'e cares about someone an' we get along enough to not murder each otha' all the time. Sometimes he can be good company if he's not bein a shit.

Sniper: Still a smarmy prune most of the time tho.

Blu Spy is more laid back, I think. 'E doesn't have the same secret our Spy has to hide which helps a bit. Much more quiet than I thought he'd be.

Sniper: ... that bein' said, he's a royal pain in my ******* *** ****.

But aside from that and the, yknow, opposite team thing n tryna murder each other as a day job? I like his company.

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Uhh..hi i'm new here I have a question what is refer French bread or pizza??🥖🍕 :>

Sniper: Pizza. Lotta topings, fills ya up 'n good for keeping yor hands free.

Spy: Pizza as well.

Spy: I enjoy seeing the bushman failing at eating hands free, he's not as good at it as he thinks.

Spy: His distress over lost cheese is quite amusing.

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Has spy seen the other him in medics fridge?

[Spy does not, in fact, know of the Him in Medic's fridge!]

[... I think he's thoroughly confused of what it means.]

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Spy: It is nice to be missed, non?

Sniper: It'd be nicer without you pokin' at me all the time in this weird white void.

Spy: What do you mean? There is a completely rich backdrop in all of this time.

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Im going through old asks (there are a lot) but feel free to leave new ones! The other mercs can drop in too once in a while if you so fancy

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Have either of your medics experimented on you two?

Sniper: I can only speak for myself, mate, but the doc tried to implant stuff in me back to help with.. backstabbing. I still don't know if it worked or not.

Sniper: .. Got a cool scar out of it though.

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Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass.

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i love that the last ask answered was "what does spy think of the piss"

Spy: Quite displeasing.

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what does Spy think of all the piss ?

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Sniper: I tolerate his existence because he was the first thing in a long, long time that was able to sneak up on me. I can respect his skill.

Spy: It was easier than I expected.

Sniper: Used to be.

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Hey sniper , do you defend spy from pyro?

Sniper: … Not really.

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Most accurate saxophone translation, pulled from an old, dusty file cabinet: Medic keeps us alive in the field, not that he’s around me much, but I try my best to avoid him off the war zone. We might as well be walking experiments to him.

is sniper in love with our dearest medic?

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is sniper in love with our dearest medic?

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STILL ALIVE!

It's certainly been a while, sorry about that! New job is kickin my ass.

I'd like to get on here and answer questions more often, but here's MY question. Would you rather I answer a few questions a week on a specific day (Thursdays or Fridays), with more effort put into the art, or continue what I've been doing (artstyle wise) with more frequent answers?

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Spy: I could swear that damn Red Medic did something but I can’t put my finger on it.

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Spy: I don’t remember asking.

Sniper: even more sax noises

Bonus Sniper taunt that I traced so I could freehand him doing the sax.

That sounds weird. Nevermind.