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Aight! Best/most creative insults ever gotten and/or given during a stream go!

Ilia: Oh man oh gods. There's only one answer to this because it popped into my head immediately and haunts me to this day.

Blake: Okay, I have to hear this.

Ilia: Yeah so, I don't remember what I was playing but I just kind of offhandedly asked the chat to roast me. Most of what they were saying was smallball stuff but one comment, one comment floored me.

Weiss: What was it?

Ilia: "Ilia dresses like a gym bro but looks like she'd die if she tried to do five pushups in a row."

Blake: *snort laughs* Oh damn-

Weiss: Dresses like a...what?!

Ilia: To be fair I was wearing a sleeveless gray hoodie and shorts during this stream, so...yeah.

Weiss: Ohhh, yes, I know that outfit...they got you good.

Ilia: They got me good.

Blake: Are they right though?

Ilia: About what?

Blake: Drop and do five pushups right now.

Ilia: Didn't you hear me? I'll die!

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Neo, texting: Saw you updated your bio to she/her and they/them.

Neo: All I have to say to that is…

Neo: Let me she/them titties!!! >:D

Cinder: ok

Neo: Wait fr? 👀

Neo: …

Neo: Cinder

Neo: Cinder pls

Neo: Cinder pls you’re boobbaiting me

Cinder: Lol screenshotting this and sending it to the gc

Neo: DO NOT

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Weiss: I am begging for Yang to start talking like a normal person.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Weiss: I mean, why can't she just call things "good"? Why can't she just say she likes them?

Ruby: Huh?

Weiss: Here, I'll show you. *calls to the other room* Yang! What did you think of that song recommendation I sent you yesterday?

Yang: It was funky fresh!

Ruby: Fuh... Funky fresh??

Weiss: You see?

Ruby: Yang, what do you think of Blake?

Yang: Oh, astounding, absolutely amazeballs!

Ruby: Amazeballs??

Weiss: You see? You see????

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Yang: Happy Wet Weiss Wednesday!

Weiss: What Wednesday?

Yang: *dumps a bucket of ice water on her*

Weiss: AAAAA-?!

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As voted on in this poll, here's a White Rose Ice Cream date!

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Weiss, looking on in utter horror: Ruby...What. Is that?

Ruby, turning to present her ice cream order to her: A quadruple scoop sundae with strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, and strawberry! Topped with strawberries! Oh, and a cherry.

Weiss: ...Well, at least there's a cherry.

Ruby: What are you going to get, Weiss?

Weiss, studying the showcase of ice cream flavors: Uhm...vanilla?

Ruby: And?

Weiss: I don't know, just vanilla.

Ruby: But what about toppings? And other flavors? *points at the toppings bar*

Weiss: Oh no, I couldn't possibly, too much sugar.

Ruby: Where's that "too much sugar" attitude when we go to the bakery?

Weiss: Hey-!

Ruby: Come on, Weiss! You can get whatever you want! Like gummy worms and almonds and chocolate chips and mango bubbles-

Weiss: That sounds horrendous- Wait, what are gummy worms?

Ruby: ...

Weiss: What?

Ruby: Oh you're serious...

Weiss: What??

Ruby, tapping her finger on the counter: Good ice cream master sir! She'll have a triple scoop sundae, all vanilla with gummy worms!

Weiss: W-Wait!

Ruby: What?

Weiss: I... *blushes* Could I get brownie crumbles, too?

Ruby: And brownie crumbles!

Shopkeep: Mhm! 👍

Ruby, grinning at Weiss: There, I think you'll like it.

Weiss, watching skeptically as the worker puts multicolored worms on her ice cream: They aren't real worms, right?

Ruby, snickering: No, you silly rich girl. They're just in the shape of worms.

Weiss: But...why worms?

Ruby, opening her mouth before looking down, finger to her chin: Good question...

Shopkeep: *rings a bell and sets Weiss' order on the counter*

Ruby: Thank you! Keep the change! *hands the sundae to Weiss* Looks tasty, right?

Weiss, sitting down with Ruby: It...kind of does... *gingerly picks up a green and blue gummy worm*

Ruby: Try it!

Weiss: *nods and awkwardly bites off a bit of the worm* Hmm...

Ruby: Yeah?

Weiss: *eyes light up* It's...literally just sugary gelatin...

Ruby: Yeah!

Weiss: And it's so good...

Ruby: Yeah!!! *takes a bite of her own ice cream* Try it with the vanilla!

Weiss, scooping a spoonful of vanilla ice cream with a gummy worm on top: Oh... *blushes and swallows before continuing to speak* How is that so good?

Ruby: Behold the wonders of the worm of gummy.

Weiss: Thank you, Ruby. I should never have doubted you...

Ruby: I mean, I am always right aren't I~?

Weiss, fondly rolling her eyes: I wouldn't go that far.

Ruby: Hey, you got a little something... *gestures to her cheek* Right there.

Weiss, rubbing her face: I do?

Ruby: Yeah, it's right there.

Weiss: I don't feel anything.

Ruby: Here, I'll get it. *leans across the table and kisses Weiss' cheek* Hehe, there, got it~

Weiss, blushing: Oh...

Ruby: *proud smile*

Weiss: Heh...Blake taught you that one, didn't they?

Ruby, blushing: Yeah they did...👉👈

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Neo: And before you ask, yes, I woke up like this~✨

Cinder: I wasn’t going to ask, I could already tell…

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White Rose ice cream date it is!

since you asked for it :P

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Thank you so much @annafall for gifting me a poll!

Vote for the shippy skit you’d most want to see uwu

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since you asked for it :P

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Thank you so much @annafall for gifting me a poll!

Vote for the shippy skit you’d most want to see uwu

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so what were the families reactions to y'all being together?

Yang: I think my dad was the least surprised a parent could possibly be.

Nora: Yeah, your dad was weirdly chill about you having so many partners.

Yang: I think it just runs in the family.

Jaune: When I told my parents, my mom just kind of sighed because she realized she had four more birthdays to account for with gifts. My dad was pretty proud, though.

Yang: “My boy, mah boy, that’s mah boy,” so much “my boy,” it was cute! *laughs*

Pyrrha: My mom was really surprised when I told her.

Ren: Is it that surprising that you attracted us~?

Pyrrha, blushing: No, she just…said that she was glad I was branching out because I was so shy and introverted in high school.

Yang: Aww but you’re cute when you’re shy!

Pyrrha: *more blushing*

Yang: Yeah yeah like that!

Pyrrha: Okay but that’s nothing, I really was just a huge nerd in school.

Jaune: You’re a three-sport varsity athlete. You call that being a nerd?

Pyrrha: Those were pre-contacts days for me. You didn’t see the goggles I had to wear during volleyball. I looked like an alien.

Nora: A cute alien, probably.

Yang: Yeah, you should bring the alien goggles back!

Pyrrha: How dare you conjure my dark past…

Jaune: It’s true that you don’t wear glasses enough. They suit you.

Pyrrha: But I’ll look like a nerd though…

Jaune: Exactly!

Yang: I’ll wear glasses if you do.

Pyrrha: But you don’t need glasses.

Yang: I can get them just for looks. I can totally rock the busty nerdy girl look. Just need to put my hair up more and get me a tiiight sweater vest.

Nora: Loving these ideas…

Pyrrha: *sigh* I might consider it… But don’t tease me!

Jaune: Who teased you in high school?

Pyrrha: Everyone! They’d make up nicknames like “nerdy girl” and constantly look at me and smile at me ask me for piggy back rides because I’m so tall.

Yang: They were flirting, honey.

Pyrrha: Impossible!

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Ruby: I hid all of Weiss' gloves so now when she gets colds, she'll have to hold my hands!

Yang: Or she could just put her hands in her coat pockets.

Ruby:

Ruby: I'm going to hide all of Weiss' coats-!

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What's your favorite thing about each other

Neo: I love how terrifying Cinder is.

Cinder: ...

Cinder: Thanks?

Neo: What, it's hot seeing you engulfed in rage.

Cinder: It is?

Neo: Just absolutely ready to snap.

Cinder: Ah.

Neo: Just...seeing the bloodlust in your face... *sweats*

Cinder: ...

Cinder: My favorite thing about Neo is how fucked up she is.

Neo: ^~^ I love you too.

Cinder, whispering to herself: Is this why she annoys me on purpose all the time? Because it's hot when I'm angry?

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If you all started a band, who would play what instrument?

Joanna: With how much Fiona drums on things and taps her feet, I think she's suited for drums.

Fiona: I could use my semblance to store a ton of different instruments, too. Could pull out a xylophone if need be.

Robyn: I honestly pictured you as the drummer, Jo.

Joanna: Nah, I'd be on bass.

May: Dibs on guitar! I can finally be the punk rock trans girl of my dreams.

Robyn: But...wait, that leaves me as the lead singer.

Fiona: Yeah!

Robyn: Pfff. I can't sing.

Joanna: Doubt.

May: The twenty minute power ballad you dropped while in the shower yesterday speaks to the contrary.

Fiona: I gave you a standing ovation from the living room.

Robyn: Eh, thanks, but I don't see it.

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What was your time at Atlas academy like?

Robyn: Amazing and terrible. On the bright side, I met my partners. On the other hand... *gestures dramatically* ✨Atlas Academy✨

Fiona: I did my first arson there!

May: We all did.

Joanna: That was a fun Thursday.

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I happen to think Weiss is the cutest! She's like, totes adorbs! It's almost silly how cute she is. So I guess you'll have to either duke it out like highlander, or join up together in some sort of cuteness singularity, whatever that means?

Weiss: *was just sitting there drinking coffee and reading but is now blushing and looking over at Penny* Am I really that cute?

Penny: I certainly believe so!

Ruby: You heard the anon, make a cuteness singularity!

Weiss: What does that even mean?

Ruby: I dunno. Maybe try kissing?

Weiss: Kissing?? O///O

Penny: That would make us both even cuter, Weiss! Come here!

Weiss: I…o-okay! *is kissed*

Ruby: *dazzled* So much cuteness…

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Penny, how does it feel to be the most adorable character?

Penny: *grins* I try not to let it go to my head. But yes, I am quite cute, perhaps the cutest!

Ruby: So true! *hugs her*

Penny: Oh! I am mistaken, I am second cutest~ *pokes Ruby's cheek*

Ruby, blushing: Oh...

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Ruby: Hmmm… *closely studying a periodic table*

Penny: Hi Ruby, what are you looking for?

Ruby: I’m trying to find the material you’re made of.

Penny: Oh! My chassis is made of an alloy of—

Ruby: Where on here is “Girlfriend Material?”

Penny: O.O

Ruby: :3

Penny: Ruby that is not an actual element I am actually made of—

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Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby:

Weiss: ah...ah-choo!

Ruby: Woah, did you just Schneeze?

Weiss:

Ruby:

Weiss: *realization*

Weiss: RUBY-!

Ruby: *petal bursts out of the room giggling*