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(Real talk, this would be magnificent)

Someone please validate this AU idea that hit me when I woke up this morning

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"At least my absence is justifiable! Your prison is of the mind! As for Willow and the General let them have their laugh, I'll beat this like I always do!

Has your murderer bandit wife come to call? Or is she still mad about you nailing her best friend? The dead one I meen" *evil smirk*

“It’s seems some of you are lacking a father figure to celebrate the day with...perhaps I could be of assistance.”

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"Riiiight, because you are the best example of a "father figure", shutting down whenever a fling walks out on you or dissappears. Too attached, and where it's left you, pitiful"

“It’s seems some of you are lacking a father figure to celebrate the day with...perhaps I could be of assistance.”

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"Like you would spend the money on a butler specifically to tie your ties for you! Honestly"

What a lovely day to remember that Jacqass Schnee wears a CLIP-ON TIE

They really made that canon huh deisdossjsdjso

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Reblog to punch Jacques Schnee in the face

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"And WHY on Remnant would we ever want to do that for my pathetic excuse for a daughter?"

fellas

its loving and appreciating weiss schnee hours can i get a yeehaw

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{Willow Schnee rp blog, side-blog of badrwbyparents here. Please like/reblog if you’re interested in interacting.}

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@purplefreemels

You dare to call me a false sir!

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Oh who could be better then a Schnee!

WATTS AND JACQUES

Will I ship it?

NO.

Watts deserves better.

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Vol 7 got leaked

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Owch

If you’re wondering, Jacques bought himself that shirt

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Oh I have much more then guns Branwen, I have more then you could ever dream, good luck wallowing in your squalor with the rest of the pigs, you can't touch me anymore then that sister of yours could, I hold ALL THE POWER IN ATLAS!!

Jaques is the Lorax, he speaks for the Schnees.

“The words of this Schnee seem perfectly clear. Unless someone like them cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

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At this moment there are at very least six snipers on you, it's not my body I would worry about HAH, and yes, the Xiao-long-Roses, they've sure done better for themselves then YOU, but I was referring to your sister, the place you were raised, a criminal patty shack who kill and steal from anyone they'd like HAH, quite the upbringing

Jaques is the Lorax, he speaks for the Schnees.

“The words of this Schnee seem perfectly clear. Unless someone like them cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

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Oh go live in a hut in the woods LIKE YOUR FAMILY!, how much blood must you spill before you learn you shouldn't mix it, good luck finding ANYONE who would put up with YOU HAH

Jaques is the Lorax, he speaks for the Schnees.

“The words of this Schnee seem perfectly clear. Unless someone like them cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

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Hmph, shounds like me HAH, not like anyone could love their own personal bad luck charm HAHA

Jaques is the Lorax, he speaks for the Schnees.

“The words of this Schnee seem perfectly clear. Unless someone like them cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

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Sober up, be an actual roll model, control your moping and self sorrow and find a girl to ACTUALLY settle down with, THEN well talk

Jaques is the Lorax, he speaks for the Schnees.

“The words of this Schnee seem perfectly clear. Unless someone like them cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

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I can't even deny this anymore can I?

Jaques is the Lorax, he speaks for the Schnees.

“The words of this Schnee seem perfectly clear. Unless someone like them cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”