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you mentioned you don’t like television interviews, but have you ever participated in any? if so, how did those experiences go for you?

I’ve had journalists ambush me and try to get an interview. I tried to push through the nervousness but eventually clammed up. Luckily Venkman stepped in both times and saved me.

Most people who want interviews don’t actually want to interview me because I have a reputation for being dry.

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Egon, is there a correlation to a blood moon with paranormal activity, or is it superstition?

Oh, certainly. There’s a noticable pattern between blood moons, eclipses, or atmospheric changes and heightened reports of paranormal activity.

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Egon! It’s that time of year again for those little cartons of chocolate marshmallow eggs. I bet Ray already bought a few from the store

Oh, yes. I’m not a huge fan of the marshmallow eggs, but I’m very much looking forward to enjoying a Cadbury crème egg or seven.

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I'm (hopefully) getting my wisdom teeth out soon,any advice?

Ice cream (or whatever soft frozen treat you prefer which fits within relevant dietary restrictions). Lots of it.

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No thanks to you.

Hmph. I knew Melnitz was here but I wasn’t expecting YOU to be here either.

@agent-walter-peck

Mm. And yet, here I am.

Before you get too nosy, rest assured, we’re on our best behavior. No need to trigger the apocalypse.

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…We WERE arrested. You’re lucky I was stopped from breaking your nose.

Hmph. I knew Melnitz was here but I wasn’t expecting YOU to be here either.

@agent-walter-peck

Mm. And yet, here I am.

Before you get too nosy, rest assured, we’re on our best behavior. No need to trigger the apocalypse.

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I'm pretty sure turning into a ghost is, for the most part, a pretty straightforward process.

From my own personal experience (don't ask) your soul starts to leave your body,if you're ok with dying or don't fight it,you move on,if not there's a slim chance to go back in your body if both body and spirit permit,if not you become a ghost (at least that's what I gathered from my short time not among the living,sorry for jumping in and answering someone else question,I hope it helps with yalls research)

Well, yes, all correct. I was speaking more along the lines of scientific details, or what it looks like when we take quantum mechanics into account.

Plus, there’s the subtle differences among types of hauntings — residual hauntings, intelligent hauntings, psychokinesis, physical manifestation, etc. All of those have certain conditions under which they can happen and we don’t know exactly what those conditions are, although we have an idea of what it looks like.

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Don't you want to be my valentine?

Maybe next year.

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Happy new year Egon! How many active Petri dishes with specimens do you have now?

Thanks. Sorry it took me so long to get to this. I think I have around…forty-seven? It’s been a minute since I last counted.

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You are a very silly guy,Spengler😀

That’s a new one. Usually I’m told I’m too serious.

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what is your favorite fast food place and your regular order at said place?

Mm…probably McDonald’s. My typical order is a McDouble with extra pickle, small French fry, and medium Diet Coke.

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do you have any pictures of yourself where you’re like “you know what? i look damn good.”

Only a few. Sometimes I’ll see my photo in the paper and instantly think “Hm. That’s not half bad.”

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Happy New Year Egon! Hope everything's alright at the firehouse. Busy season as I've heard... but hopefully you guys are taking it easy, yeah?

On a separate note- you should tell Winston that he would look like a total HUNK if he wore turtleneck sweaters. Tight—not slack. Maybe a rich maroon with subtle patterns stitched into it. Gosh or maybe a nice lavender colour.

You would look good in pink, I think(that rhymes!), or maybe a subtle forest-y green. Ooo, or maybe when you wear a dress suit, you can pick a funky, bright tie. Or a bowtie.

I’ll make sure to pass on your fashion advice. I’ve never thought of myself as the kind to wear pink, but maybe I’ll give it a shot.

I do like green. It’s easily my favorite color and I’ve been trying to incorporate it more into my wardrobe. Thank you for the suggestions.

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…Well, we do NOW, since you and others of your kind insisted.

But licensed or unlicensed, it wouldn’t have made any difference if the world ended…which is what would’ve happened if it weren’t for us and our dangerous unlicensed tools. …You’re welcome.

Hmph. I knew Melnitz was here but I wasn’t expecting YOU to be here either.

@agent-walter-peck

Mm. And yet, here I am.

Before you get too nosy, rest assured, we’re on our best behavior. No need to trigger the apocalypse.

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Well, let’s think back: do you remember what happened last time you didn’t believe us? The whole business with the earthquakes and the gargantuan marshmallow monster?

…That’s why.

Hmph. I knew Melnitz was here but I wasn’t expecting YOU to be here either.

@agent-walter-peck

Mm. And yet, here I am.

Before you get too nosy, rest assured, we’re on our best behavior. No need to trigger the apocalypse.

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Hmph. I knew Melnitz was here but I wasn’t expecting YOU to be here either.

@agent-walter-peck

Mm. And yet, here I am.

Before you get too nosy, rest assured, we’re on our best behavior. No need to trigger the apocalypse.

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You know Walter Peck is on here right

He’s what?