ask-aesop

[ask-aesop]

"ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴀsɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ… ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴍʏ sɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ… ᴀʟsᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ."

Rank the best blood types to drink and I'll give you 20 whole ass dollars

“Despite your money being of little value to me, I shall indulge you.”

“1. The blood of enemies.” “2. The blood of traitors.” “3. The blood of that misbehaving little rat that tried to murder me last night. Again.”

[Referencing tis lil masterpiece: https://www.flickr.com/photos/royaloperahouse/26475173481] [Laura Morera and Steven McRae in rehearsal for Frankenstein (The Royal Ballet)]

[ask-aesop]

"…ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ."

"Hello Miss Woods. Are you excited by the Christmas season?"

— @ask-aesop

“ As ever! It’s the most wonderful time of the year, wouldn’t you agree, Mister Carl? “

[ask-aesop]

Not related to the blog but just some fun experimental art <3

I was debating if I wanted to make this the new Aesop art style (since there's been an established style) or if I want to make a side blog for quicker responses. Maybe Emil, Richard, or an OC?

I think I like taking my time with the Aesop art (I know I'm slow with it T~T) so maybe Richard or and OC who are both equally assholes

Let me know what you guys would like to see!

[ask-aesop]

Mun: It me :3. I drew that.

Why does the vampire bite everyone but no one bites the vampire

“ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇs ɪs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʙɪʟᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ʙɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴀᴡғᴜʟ.”

“ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ- ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇs ᴡʜᴏ ᴏᴅᴅʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ. ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜʏ…”

“ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ʙɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜɪs ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ… sᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ.”

"Exorcist, I’m thirsty~"

"ғᴜᴄᴋ…"

Artist: @ask-aesop ❤️

[ask-aesop]

:p

[ask-aesop]

I promise you I'm alive and I have like 4 WIPS XD

Got screwed over with last minute stuff, so some xmas related questions and replies will be late (or on time hopefully)

Thanks guys! Love you all 😘

(Also here's a pic of Chai Ice Tea Latte for the troubles ♡)

[ask-aesop]

[Lmao thank you XD ur josephs are the best so no wonder I'm so quick to like things]

[Love you too uwu 💖]

@ask-aesop [I JUST POSTED HOW FUCKING FAST ARE YOU?!]

[ask-aesop]

"ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴜʙᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ? ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏғғɪɴ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ."

//When your fave comes back every now and again to remind you they exists-

[ask-aesop]

"...hello, Victor." @theunconcernedembalmer

[ask-aesop]

"…ℕ𝕠 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞…"

"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖓 𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝕴 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖉. 𝕿𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖘, 𝕴'𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊?" -𝕰𝖝𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖎𝖘𝖙

Am I just everyone's favourite person to blame when things go wrong? Eh... I guess I can make an exception for you uwu~

[ask-aesop]

"Miss Woods! My- This is unexpected. I would ask what happened, but it's none of my business... I will say how is it like being on the other side? Has the other hunters been treating you well?..."

Oh yeah. Most of the hunters have been super welcoming and helpful!

Now that I'm no longer competition, I feel like I can finally really understand some of them.

But--there are of course a select few that I've been close with from the start~

[ask-aesop]

"𝕋𝕔𝕙! 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕊𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕. ℍ𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦… 𝔸 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖!"

"𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖…"

"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖓 𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝕴 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖉. 𝕿𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖘, 𝕴'𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊?" -𝕰𝖝𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖎𝖘𝖙

Am I just everyone's favourite person to blame when things go wrong? Eh... I guess I can make an exception for you uwu~

[ask-aesop]

“Hello.. I’m unsure how this works in a sense but I’ll see how active I am and if people even find this interesting… maybe collaborate with other ask blogs? I’ll see but I think that’s all that I need to say”

[Ask Blog post]

[ask-aesop]

*cutely bites his hand*

ᴏᴋ?

[ask-aesop]

Word is that there is a monster hunter among your ranks. I am merely sending a message that if they meddle with me, expect trouble. I do not plan on dealing with trivial attempts at destruction this Winter and would prefer a compromise, so I hope this letter finds you well. I expect we come to an agreement soon.

*~ Necromancer (necromancer-idv)

𝖁𝖎𝖑𝖊! 𝕱𝖎𝖑𝖙𝖍! 𝕿𝕽𝕬𝕾𝕳! 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖞 𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖑?! 𝕳𝕬! 𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖊! 𝕬𝕷𝕷 𝕺𝕱 𝕿𝕳𝕰𝕸 𝕬𝕽𝕰 𝕮𝕳𝕰𝕬𝕿𝕰𝕽𝕾 𝕺𝕱 𝕯𝕰𝕬𝕿𝕳 𝕬𝕹𝕯 𝕴 𝕬𝕸 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕺𝕹𝕷𝖄 𝕺𝕹𝕰 𝖂𝕳𝕺 𝕮𝕬𝕹 𝕾𝕬𝖁𝕰 𝕿𝕳𝕰𝕸! 𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓!

[ask-aesop]

ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬… ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔰. 𝔐𝔶 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔈𝔵𝔬𝔯𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔱… 𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢… ==============

Exorcist is also here to answer questions and interact! (Everyone else running late :) )

[ask-aesop]

ɢᴜᴇss ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɴᴏᴡ- ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴʙᴏx ɪs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ!