asharkapologist
asharkapologist
a shark apologist in several fandoms
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"George, contrary to what the movies would have you believe, sharks rarely attack humans." (aka the only good line in RAN). Posts about Criminal Case, Pokemon, and Nancy Drew. (Really, whatever I'm interested in.) I'm sharkyena_queen on Instagram, sharkyenaqueenm on TikTok, and SharkGirlNirea on Archive of Our Own.
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asharkapologist · 3 hours ago
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real! The fact that people say Gale was just as bad as Snow is WILD. Gale was a VICTIM of the system Snow ruled over! Gale was driven by hatred of Snow and the circumstances of D12. People also like to forget that he saved hundreds of D12 lives by evacuating them before the district was bombed. I’ve even seen people say he was worse than Caesar Flickerman???
people also call him weak for being injured and out of it for being flogged nearly 3 dozen times??? I don’t even like gale but people’s horrendous takes and garbage reading comprehension are making me defend him. (Ppl also act like he deliberately ordered the strike that killed Prim, or sent a bomb directly to her, as if he wasn’t on the ground fighting when she was killed. People literally blame him more than COIN for her death.)
It is a tiny bit crazy to me that people are like obsessed with coriolanus’s crazy ass but are very quick to condemn Gale.
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asharkapologist · 6 hours ago
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criminal case pacific bay crashout tier list (my opinion)
uploaded on my computer, you may have to zoom in
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asharkapologist · 7 hours ago
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#74
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Unova Visit
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asharkapologist · 1 day ago
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Skill issue
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asharkapologist · 1 day ago
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Spread the word.
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asharkapologist · 1 day ago
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#034 - ref
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asharkapologist · 1 day ago
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thank you Canada 🇨🇦
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asharkapologist · 1 day ago
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thank you Canada 🇨🇦
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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Crying my eyes out because I won’t find anyone like Anakin who’d trespass the rules and expectations of his career just to save the love of his life and stop anything from possibly harming her like how he does throughout all of AOTC.
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OW just straight up telling Padmé they ain’t pulling out all the stops cause they got rules to follow and a job to do, but Anakin out here declaring his pledge to Padmé that he’ll hunt down whoever the sicko that’s hunting her is, and OW has to try and keep him in check by telling him they’re not going out their way to do anything other then their task 😭
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Anakin bursting into Padmé’s room, jumps on her bed to slice and dice those nasty worms that would have killed Padmé, boy wasn’t motivated by his dedication to the Jedi is all I’m saying 😗
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Then Anakin putting the whole weight of the Force into his interrogation on Zam Wassel, and OW once again noting that this ain’t coming from Anakin’s dedication to his job 😭 (yeah, it’s called wanting to keep the love of your life safe so you become overprotective and possessive.)
And ofc how could I make this post without mentioning one the best scenes in AOTC, aka one of my favourite scenes 🤧 Padmé falls out the ship, and Anakin immediately without a second thought was ready to jump out of a flying ship to save his beloved and once again OW fighting tooth and nail to try and stop his madly in love padawan from ditching his duty in favour of letting his emotions win.
What I love most is how Anakin wasn’t even phased by OW mentioning how he’d be kicked out of the Order if he did this and Anakin straight saying “I can’t leave her!!” So OW’s last resort being to ask him what Padmé herself would want him to do, which is the only thing from out of every consequence he mentions that actually works because Anakin values Padmé’s values, opinions, and beliefs and he never wants to look like a failure in her eyes. (Even though he never would.)
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[Anakin Skywalker : A Jedi's Journal]
Anyways, where can I find me someone like this?
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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and 200 lbs too, rip Meera getting a wrench smashed onto her head by that creature (definitely woke up with a splitting headache from a concussion and then things only got worse)
Why is Christian so tall. That feels wrong. Get down from there
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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“Did you even have a reason for killing Meera?!”
“OF COURSE I DID! I’m a PERFECTLY RATIONAL MAN! I—*goes on incel rant*
I love how it took one piece of dialogue to make Christian from looking pretty good, to looking like a soppy wet weasel of a man
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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“Meera who?” As if this wasn’t him after she laughed at his insane confession
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Yeah sure, totally, Mr. Bateman
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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Christian: No homo! I don't partake in the entertainment, just the drinks!
Also Christian: (literally has a mf VIP for an EXCLUSIVELY male strip club)
It's okay, Christian, this is a safe space ❤️just maybe go to the club more and kill women for rejecting you less? Everyone will be happier that way ❤️
Sure do love the criminal case canon
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asharkapologist · 2 days ago
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Mina: "I have just had a few hurried lines from Jonathan from Transylvania. He is well, and will be returning in about a week. I am longing to hear all his news. It must be so nice to see strange countries."
Jonathan in Transylvania:
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asharkapologist · 3 days ago
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castle dracula arc my beloved
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asharkapologist · 3 days ago
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Mina, my beloved, is back!
Mina, clever, brave, extraordinary Mina. Tech obsessed Mina. Record keeper Mina. Demands to be part of it all, not left to the side to be rescued Mina. Unholiest love Mina, adored by all but especially Jonathan. Devoted best friend even beyond death. Train fiend Mina. Absolutely prepared to work if her husband can never recover and support him despite living in an era when women just did not do that. Mina, who has the courage and strength of will not only to tell Dracula to fuck off but fucking use the psychic connection he established to hunt him. Mina who never NEVER had any mind of secret love forbidden romance thing with the Count.
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