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God I fucking hate chemistry

like wtf is kinetic molecular theory

why do I need to know it

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Hamilton: I will eat your shower curtains

Jefferson: But I have glass doors..

Hamilton: Crunchity Munchity

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I love me some Jamilton and one-sided (?) Whamilton so much like sksksksk

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HELLO HI HI HI The Witcher or Wiedźmin thoughts, as a native polish speaker it makes me unreasonably angry when people make the diminutive form of Jaskier to be Jask or just Jaskier as a shorter form???

I see it it a lot of fanfics and I know I'm talking a lot of shit for a person that can't spell gorgeous w/o autocorrect but to use his name in the diminutive form with polish rules and all should be something like "Jaskierek" or if you would like to address him "Jaskierku".

Examples: "Jaskierek is acting up again.”, "Jaskierku please put the Lyra down."

ALTERNATIVELY WE CAN JUST STRAIGHT UP ADD MORE LETTERS,,,, AND UH THESE ABOMINATION DEVELOP: Jaskiereczek, Jaskiereczku, Jaskierunio, Jaskieruniu and lots LOTS MORE.

And more shit about him,,,,, so Jaskier is a flower that looks like this:

AND NOW IF SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT DOES JASKIER TRANSLATES TO IN ENGLISH,,,,,,

it's buttercup. do you imagine geralt just straight up calling Jaskier buttercup. And I'm ALSO unreasonably mad at mfs who translated the witcher cuz dandelion is just not it for Jaskier.

I am rambling yeah yeah shut up >>:] anyway I feel like I'll be posting a lot more about the polish language lmao jdbxbdb yeah I know nobody reads my shit, shush,,,,,,,,,

thank you for reading!!!!

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how are you today?

I’m so sorry I haven’t checked my inbox in forever

I’m doing great today though, how about you?

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petition to delete the color red

no more red

only blues and greens

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This is how I feel right now

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Do yall ever think to yourself

Why the fuck is

ASEXUALITY

not taught in sex Ed?

like I know it's hard enough getting gay and lesbian and bisexuality taught in schools but like really

no one should have to think they are broken because someone else in sCaReD of what teaching about asexuality will do

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will: i got us meat

hannibal: [surveys the package] was it expensive

will: [shrugs] it's jeff bezos

hannibal: i said to get us quality meat, will

will: it is. it's prime

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What the f*** does Tumblr think I'm doing?

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Pineapple or Garlic Bread

Discuss

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What are hair straighteners but tongs with a little heat added

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I’m fine

hmmm

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LGBTQ+ Icons

Lesbian | Gay/Queer | Bisexual

Transgender | Pansexual | Asexual

Aromantic | Aroace | Nonbinary

please rb if saving :)

requests are open in the comments

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What if my name spelled right is with a Y??

Reminder

Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.

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This is a collection of my favourite bitter Post-Civil War Team Iron Man fics. Heed the tags: Not Team Cap friendly, Team Cap is full of Shit, Not A fix-it, etc.

100.000+ words

Nobody’s Heroes The people demand justice for those who were really trying to save them and paid the price for it.

And The World Moves On… It Has To The New Avengers, headed by Tony Stark, have finally established themselves in the world, working closely alongside the UN to maintain public trust. However, when Thanos comes to threaten the earth, the Avengers will be forced to face some old ghost when Steve Rogers and his team of renegades are called in to work with Tony’s team.

Rebirth That time when Tony does what is necessary to survive just so that he can continue to fix things and makes extremely rash decisions; because even if Steve may have left him behind, doesn’t mean Tony would do the same. Kind of.

Uncompromising Principles After leaving Siberia Captain America begins his plans to overturn the Accords. But not all is as it seems.

Winter’s End One year after the Civil War, Bucky Barnes is pardoned, thanks in large to Tony Stark, and given the chance to return in order to remove the triggers in his head, courtesy of the upgraded BARF tech. The path forward seems daunting and there are challenges ahead, but maybe both he and Tony can find hope in the most unexpected place - each other. (wip)

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