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I’m planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year

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products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything

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When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…

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This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I’ve ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you’d be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows

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Oooh i get it now. Its the misfortune of my birth! Ill blame it on that

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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

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🌱☕☕COFFFFFEEEEE☕☕🌱

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heyyy i’m being denied the catharsis of punishment over here, what gives

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I'm gonna fucking kill myself... [remembers suicidal comments deeply worry my beloved gf] *terrible Jimmy Carter impression* "my peanut farm withered away! My peanuts went sour.... I donwanna live no more"

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Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

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What are your political views?

pretty good

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ok diva

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There’s a freaking CHEETO in the White House and all you’re doing is blogging about sucking anime cock!

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she was real as fuck for this honestly