Text
(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands
159 notes
·
View notes
Text
some people will remain incurious and uninvolved all their lives and its okay to talk about that but dont let it affect you the way it feels like its affecting some people on here
. <- snail
395 notes
·
View notes
Text
cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them
4K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Sherilyn Fenn, David Duchovny & Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
every time a supposed communist decides that whatever political upheaval they're currently in is finally the one historical event entirely inexplicable from material interests and due to the crazy idiocy of the people in charge, a cia agent gets a promotion
596 notes
·
View notes
Text
Pro tip:
with the Pervert trait you can equip Black Nitrile Gloves to gain a Morale bonus while washing dishes
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
in 2035 when we get the eyes wide shut remake with timothée chalamet and anya taylor joy what will you be doing
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"
26K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'll be in my freezing cold apartment freezing my ass off if you need me
1 note
·
View note