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This two being mad are so funny to me

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btw if you want to start watching wrestling just remember it is basically like comics in that you'll drive yourself insane trying to keep up with everything happening, just a pick a fave character and see where you go from there. I got into wrestling as a kid bc Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio did flips while HBK have funey entrance and Kane make big fire. I got into wrestling again as an adult bc I saw Shinsuke Nakamura be Michael Jackson as portrayed by Tim Curry vs Kota Ibushi who is basically a homocidal suicidal kpop idol. and then I saw Tanahashi's gigantic bazoongas and fujoshi tendencies and Taichi's visual kei tearaway pants to tiny vinyl panties gig. it's really simple. You can look up Daisuke Sekimoto right now and see the biggest man you've ever seen with the prettiest dolliest shoujo eyes in the world. very easy. very fun. absolute dogshit fanfic community but look even that is camp

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@coffee-at-annies @podcasts-8-my-heart @velozes-efuriosos @reavenedges-lies oh yeah, mariah may, current poster girl for lesbians who proudly wear the "i am an international simp" shirt

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Babygirl

[All comics in order here]

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for no reason at all

reblogging

what................................ literally what

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i miss him like scar tissue

Zach Aston-Reese? 👀

how did you know that I love him and miss grind line desperately?

I'm mad at how good these two photos are

then again look at him! he's a cutie

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

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MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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the cleansing riptide from three rivers should shake that nerd awake

Back on my bullshit (throw staffers out a window/down a mineshaft/into a river)

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over the last few months, what's been giving me joy is looking forward to every single arizona coyotes' "keys to the game". there were so many great one-liners that i have tens of screenshots saved on my computer. and you're telling me this is their key to the game in the franchise's potential final game??? brb crying

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SHUT UP IM CRYING

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A desert without ice is like a night without stars. Goodbye for now, but not forever. Thank you, Yotes.

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HISTORY MAKING VANCOUVER CANUCKS!!!!