arcanawhat
Magically Incorrect
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arcanawhat · 4 years ago
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Nadia: He died of natural causes.
Julian: You kicked him off of a roof.
Nadia: Gravity is normal
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arcanawhat · 4 years ago
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Portia, [carrying a large box]: What would you say if I came home with four cats?
Julian: What's in the box?
Portia: ...
Julian: Tell me what's in the box
Portia: I think you already know.
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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It was supposed to be the answer to an anon ask “Can we see Asra as a parent ?” but I accidentally deleted it ^^;;;;
I drew the first (Proud Asra carrying his bb) then I got carried away a bit XD
Anyway, I hope you like it anon (=`ω´=)
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Portia: Jail’s no fun I’ll tell you that.
Julian: Wait, you’ve been to jail?
Portia: Once. In monopoly
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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MC: i can fit my whole world in my hands
Asra: haha so can i
Asra: *cups MC’s face in his hands*
MC: *cups Asra’s face in their hands*
Asra & MC: *sighs contently* …
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Hello Nani, could i please request a short little thing? I want to start off with if you can't or have too much else to do PLEASE don't feel pressured! This is only if you can! I wanted to request asra just... comforting a super depressed mc (nb or male if needing to use pronouns). It's just one of those weeks ya know? I've been having a real low lately and I would give anything to have an asra in my life lolll
[[hey sweetpea! sorry this took so long. I’m sorry you’re feeling down, I absolutely understand.If you ever need someone to talk to or comfort please know you’re always welcome to reach out!!]]
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He’d noticed it for a while truthfully. You’d withdrawn, grown a little more quiet,gone to bed a little earlier, picked less and less at your food. It worried Asra to see you as such. For a while he tried to give you a little space to breathe lest he smother you and upset you further. Eventually Asra will come into your room, a plate and cup balanced carefully in one hand with a soft knock on the door frame as not to startle you. “Dearest…” Asra calls softly before settling beside you, worry clear in is amethyst eyes but he’ll pull a gentle smile to hopefully coax one out of you in return. Asra will settle the plate and cup in front of you, before carefully reaching to hold your hands within his own, leaning to rest his head upon your shoulder. “Talk to me…your mind feels heavy.” You share so much it’s plain as day that Asra can FEEL the heaviness on your heart and head, as your lover all he wants to do is soothe and comfort you.
If you need to scream and cry, Asra will listen intently- avoid interrupting you if he can unless he needs something repeated or will patiently wait until you’re open to accept his questions and inquiries. If it helps,while you’re crying or venting to be held- Asra will eagerly accept you into his arms, curling you into his chest to rest his chin atop your head or suggest you move to the bed where he can cuddle you a little better in the event that you’re taller and maybe want to be little spoon. Asra is happy to fawn over you with an abundance of comfort. Asra will run his hands through your hair and press gentle kisses to your forehead, kiss away or wipe your tears gently with soft murmurs of affection in between. You’re vulnerable and scared, depression and anxiety eating away at your nerves, Asra will do whatever he can to make you feel safe and secure, wrapping you in a snug embrace, making a cozier nest with the variety of blankets and pillows- if it’s additional squeezes you may need for comfort; Faust is happy to curl up with you as well.
Asra will run you a hot bath if you feel embarrassed or have perhaps been neglecting yourself. When you’re swallowed up by the depths of your own mind and fixated on the negatives, he understands it’s all too easy for certain things to fall through the cracks. Gently, he’ll coax you into the tub and wash your hair- fingertips massaging your scalp, using the scented oils you like so much- he will cater to your every whim and may even join you in the tub if you’d like some company. Asra knows that some days giving 100% is impossible, so whatever you can give be it 30, 50, or 70 percent- Asra will carry the additional with stride. The man would move mountains to see you smile, this is a piece of cake for him.
If part of your problem is feeling overwhelmed with the circumstances around you, Asra doesn’t entirely condone bad coping mechanisms but perhaps a breath of fresh air and change of scenery might help calm you down. Whatever it is that may have upset you into this spiral or the comingling of things-starting fresh can help. Asra will offer to take you to the succulent house in Nopal, a little stay cation if you will. Away from the hustle and bustle of Vesuvia, sweet silence to meditate and clear your head, lazy brunches and late nights curled up in bed or around a fire pit outside while gazing at the stars. If it helps, that’s all Asra needs to pack your bags.
But when it comes to comforts of any kind Asra does his best to be well versed. He’s plentiful in his affections but not overly so to the point you may get the wrong idea or feel he’s misreading the mood. It’s all gentle soothing touches and peppering with sweet adoring kisses. You’re loved without a doubt. “You’re the other half of my heart. There’s nothing I won’t do for you. Just say the word.” He’ll press a kiss to your temple and snuggle you into his lap giving you a gentle hug. If you are craving something, anything- He’s happy to find away to get it even if it’s traveling to Nopal, Nevivon, or Prakra- Asra always has a way and the sky is the limit when it comes to you.
Going forward if you think it’s wise for yourself to seek therapy or counseling- perhaps taking medication to help, Asra is COMPETELY the empowering and supportive significant other. Asra will walk you to your sessions, do some shopping while you’re in- hell if you want him to sit in, he’s happy to do so and glean some knowledge on how he could potentially be a better partner and help you further. He understands it’s a journey and will help you navigate as best he can. If you need reminders to take your medication, Asra is gentle but firm if you need him to be. You take medicine for a reason and while it can be cumbersome if it works for you- he’ll help so you don’t stray or deviate from your routine or regiment. Faust will also act as the peppy little reminder you may need in the morning or afternoon, with a playful snoot kiss you’ll her her voice in your mind “remember!!” and really- how can you say no to Faust?
Daytimes are spent with stolen kisses in between chores or customers, the affectionate hand squeeze and understanding smile. Evenings are tangled up together, Asra helping soothe you to sleep with back rubs or playing with your hair; whatever it may take to help your eyelids grow a little heavier.
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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How do you imagine Asra would act towards a person who is being a total jerk to the apprentice? Aggressive and mean, and also shouting at them and making Asra's s/o upset and close to tears?
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We’ve seen that Asra has no problem being cold and callous to people and that he would do anything no matter the price for his significant other. Needless to say anyone who had the audacity to regard his beloved, his other half, in such a way- is going to regret itimmensely.
Asra is incredibly protective so the moment someone starts acting aggressive to them, their tone raising, aggressive and intimidating body language- Asra will gently grab you by the arm and stand in front of his partner. His demeanor will be colder than a foreign tundra, his gaze will be steely, lips pulled thin in a frown. Typically this is enough to deter anyone from incurring his wrath any further after all he’s a well regarded powerful magician, would anyone really want to tango with someone who has cosmic powers that reach beyond the realm of standard reality?
But the minute Asra glances at his significant other and either sees tears welling up in their eyes or the soft sound of a sniffle reaches his ears- ALL FUCKING BETS ARE OFF. But not in the way you might think, no- Asra is a patient man. He doesn’t believe that violence will solve an issue and he’s become a part of the community, the valiant magician who serves the Countess, who saves towns from droughts, who loved so hard he brought his beloved back from the dead. Asra is no fool.
Instead that frown will peel back into a dark smirk or maybe a slight sneer, his partner will feel a palpable shift in his aura, it’s vibrancy taking a darker hue- not malicious really but mischievous maybe a little bitter. Asra’s lips will move, it’s subtle- only his partner’s trained eyes will see it, a short term hex. Most likely for a slew of bad luck at every turn, poor finances, annoying health issues, always tripping on the last stair,taking a bite too early at every meal and scalding their tongue. Is it petty?Of course. Is Asra petty? When it comes to his beloved, that goes without question.
Should he run into that person again and they don’t seem to have learned their lesson, Asra will stop them, “You know…it’d be pretty unfortunate if your hair were to start falling out next hm? Or say your teeth? It’s pretty hard to talk shit without them…just a thought, enjoy your day!” He’ll end the conversation with a bright shiteating grin before wrapping an arm around his partner’s waist while going to the baker’s to share a pumpkin loaf and spot of afternoon tea.
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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So I posted this on my main so ima post it here too
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Lucio: It’s times like this when I wished I listened to what my mother told me.
Mc: Why, what did she tell you?
Lucio: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Lucio: Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year.
Lucio: Most of the year.
Lucio: Once in a while...?
Lucio: Nevermind, I’ll buy my own presents
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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MC: Alright to get to know each other better I'll ask you some simple questions.
Muriel: I guess.
Mc: Okay first up, what's one of your happiest memories?
Muriel: My what now?
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Asra: Where's Julian?
Portia: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus.
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Julian[crying]: They said they wanted to focus more on their magical studies...and he thinks it's best to end thingss.
Nadia: [reassuring him] It's alright try and work it through with them.
Portia: Wait who gets the Minecraft server if you guys break up!
Julian: [starts sobbing harder]
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Head Servant, Muriel as an acompianment to Hermit!Portia
Where one becomes angsty, another must become less so.
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So yeah, Muriel with some good rest and less trauma, but he gets to keep his adorable wolf friend.
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Me, before the Lucio origin story: Huh, you know, maybe Lucio won’t be a total piece of garbage. Maybe he’ll have some sort of redeeming quality or tragic past that will make deciding whether to kill him actually difficult.
Me, now, having played his Tale:
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Asra: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?
Julian: Maybe their homophobic.
Asra: We aren’t gay, Julian
Julian: We aren’t?
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arcanawhat · 5 years ago
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Lucio: Hey~
Nadia: What do you want?
Lucio: I can’t sleep
Nadia: Well I can
Nadia: Goodnight
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