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ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔬𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔞𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲

𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒: 𝑀𝒶𝓁𝑒!𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇, 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃

A/N: ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴋᴀʏ???

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Alastor didn't take much interest in you when you first walked through the door, especially since you were vaggies friend or best friend for that matter.

But after some time, he noticed, you never initiated touch on him ever since you came here. Angel and the others have touched him on the shoulder or elsewhere once in a while, but you? You haven't even done it once. Somehow, and just that simple somehow...makes him...annoyed?

He, THEE alastor knows he hates touch when it comes from others, and prefers initiating the touch but why does it annoy him when you don't touch him? It frustrates him.

Hes not dumb when he sees you touch Charlie's or Vaggie's shoulder, arm, and wrist, and maybe the others, though what about him? He hasn't felt your touch, only your fabric that hides your skin, he wants to feel the sensation of you...you just have to touch him, so why won't you?

When he thought long and hard about this, he finally realized something. He just has to make you touch him first.

He failed a couple of times, cause of your somewhat oblivious stubbornness, but he failed successfully when you gave a kiss on his cheek, he didn't even care how it happened, it just...felt nice...wait...what's happening with my heart? Why is it thumping? He thought

A: "What's this feeling?.."

Bonus:

A: "What's this feeling?.."

You: love

Alastor: mm..I suppose I like this feeling...I will occupy your lips then.

You: WAIT, WHAT!?

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Creator teleporting kenjaku, gojo, sukuna, mahito, and Uraume with male!OC.

Minato, to literally nobody: Are u a charger cause I'm in you all night...*wheezes and coughs*

Creator: MINATO I SWEAR TO MY UPPER LIP STFU

Kenjaku: Um..well..this is something...

Gojo, mahito: ???

Sukuna: this is where things go downhill uh...

Uraume: I think so, master...

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Apollo, excited: Who's your favorite god?

Percy: Definitely not you nor anyone "up" there for that matter.

Percy: FUCK YOU OLYMPUS AND ALL YOUR PROPHECIES THAT BRANG ME PAIN!! *Flips off the sky and using his other to flip off Apollo*

*1 hour later*

Thalia, to chiron somewhere: Do you know who percy's favorite god is?

Chiron: hades.

Thalia: Why? Didn't he kidnap his mom? *Confused*

Chiron, sighs: No explanation but Percy says he deserves way more respect than those "guys". I could agree on his part. Hades is definitely better than his other-*He stops realizing he almost talked down Zeus and Poseidon which he would never do.. but..he wouldnt regret it* Nevermind..

*Note: Honestly, In my opinion hades is def better ❤️❤️ but tell me your fav gods*

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Martin: I could take someone if I wanted to

Bloodbath, cracks his knuckles to prove him wrong: Like a puny person like you can beat someone up.

Martin: I wasn't talking about fighting someone.

Bloodbath, stops cracking his knuckles:

Martin:

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Ms.Nomad: Someone pushed you purposely and it starts a fight what do you do?

Bloodbath, snickers: Beat them until they learned their lesson

Ms.Nomad frowns at that and was about to speak up to scold him but-

Martin: We take it to the bed.

Flinch, Trash, Cheater, and Lucky: ...What..?-

Bloodbath: What?-

Hindenburg, Lip and Torchie: What in the hell?-

Ms.Nomad: Martin Anderson!!

Martin:

Martin: *Realizes what he said* Oh...OH-...

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Twobit: I wrestled Darry and Sodapop earlier and lost so now I can't walk properly

Ponyboy: In a fight right?

Twobit:

Ponyboy:

Ponyboy, panicking: RIGHT?

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Twobit: My back hurts

Dally: it better be because you tripped or else I'm going to stab someone and scream.

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Darry: If you wanna beat these socs you gotta be able to take them ya hear me? *He says sternly*

Steve, Soda, and Dally nod

Twobit: I can take them.

Darry: Good. Cause everybody needs to be ready for the fight-

Twobit: When did I say I can beat them in a fight?

Them:

Twobit:

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Twobit: I was gay before the storm.

Ponyboy: What storm?

Twobit: Well, you see..

Dally: Oh no..he's telling his whole life story.

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Twobit: Come on give it back.

Bob, swings twobits blade: Not until you say my name.

Twobit: Fine, big daddy now give it bac-

Bob:

Twobit:

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Twobit, leaned on the counter, bored and decided to joke around.

Twobit: Raise your hand if you would fuck me if you had the chance?

Soda, raises his hand along with darry, dally, and steve raising their hands.

Twobit: ???

Twobit to the camera: They would? *confused*

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Darry: Would you kiss me for $50 cents?

Twobit: Why?

Darry: Just curious.

Twobit: Sure..?

Darry slams $50 cents on the table: WELL, WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT.

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A group of socs: Look who we have here. *snickers* A bunch of greasers.

Dally: Get lost, if you don't want trouble. *growls and steps up but darry puts a hand on his shoulder*

Darry: Calm down. *Darry looks at the socs and the one leading them*

Darry: You should leave bob.

Bob, stares him down: Why, should I?

This gets dally, steve, and sodapop a little annoyed, though mostly dally.

Bob then spots johnny and laughs: Now who do we have here?

Johnny freezes and shakes while ponyboy notices and tries to calm johnny down.

Soda, glares: Leave the boy alone.

Bob, just rolls his eyes while randy and david are next to him: I don't see why I should leave a greaser like him alone.

Dally grits his teeth and was about to punch him.

Twobit, geninuely curious: Have you ever tried eating your own dick while ejaculating?

Bob: ....What?

Soda: Keith..come on..

Dally: Twobit. Seriously?

Ponyboy: I can't...I just can't with you... *shakes his head*

Johnny: I can't express the words of how much I want to get brain damage from hearing that.

Steve: Ya, know? I never thought about dieing until now.

Darry: Honestly, just WHAT IN THE HELL is wrong with you?

Randy: I think...I'm done for the day.

David: No words....

The group of socs: ....

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Johnny to soda: What do you do if you hate someone?

Soda: let go of that hate and accept the person and lead your life into a happy one with no regrets.

Johnny:

Johnny to twobit, and dally: What do you do-

Twobit, and Dally: Brick to the face.

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Twobit: Brunch with the bestie

Soda: Yay, so fun!

Twobit: These tacos got me feeling gay AF.

Soda: Two, I told you people don't use gay as "happy" anymore that's not how it's used.

Twobit: My bad yall. These tacos got me feeling bisexual af.

Soda: Two, NO.

Twobit: What am I supposed to say if I like tacos??

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Two-bit: I found out that I have sdf guys.

Ponyboy: What's sdf?

Two-bit: Synchcronous diaphragmamatic flutter

Sodapop: Two. English.

Two-bit: Hiccups.

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your outsiders post are fucking funny and awesome , would ya like to be greaser friends?😄

Freak yeah! I'm all in for it lmao.