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when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

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when it’s november 1st

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the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

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The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

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my therapist????

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And the roast continues 😂

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a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

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Good tweet is good.

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this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

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U are allowed one carry on baggage

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my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

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college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time

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Otter teaches human how to pet him.

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here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

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