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Though it's been nearly a year since our last post, we wanted to remind you that we are still alive. 1, 2, 3.

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What good is a Windows computer without a mouse?

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Clarence is in his lane. Vibing. Watching 'The Swamp Thing'.

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No, we're not dead. We're still working through the tremendous collection of the Found Footage Festival. And we hope your weekend was wonderful.

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If you want to leave a message on this answering machine, you must follow these simple rules.

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Haas is on a real Montgomery Gentry kick - he won't stop calling about these Roughneck Rebels.

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To continue on from his last message, Haas wants to talk to you about Country music. His style.

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Winter is here but warm up with some singing of "Ramblin' Man" by Hass - from the collection of the Found Footage Festival.

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Nothing like a vulgar impersonation of Red Fox to cheer up both of you guys.

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Risks of going back to Rob's living quarters: mildew, disease and bugs.

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He's got your literature from Las Vegas, you pervert.

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Look, we really don't know what is going on in this recording, Baby Doll.

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I don't know what I expected to immediately follow up a Beavis and Butthead impersonation but I did not expect a Thomas Edison impersonation. Again, from the incredible collection of the Found Footage Festival.

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With the most recent post (the Woody Allen impersonation) we thought "this must be a one-off". We were incorrect. With the discover of this "Beavis and Butthead" impersonation shortly after the Woody Allen impersonation, we can confirm that we are just at the cusp of a staggering number of impersonation messages.

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Right out of the "Angry Toby Keith Fan" kitchen and right into the "Woody Allen impersonation" frying pan. We left the cut-off on this message because you wouldn't believe how perfectly awkward the timing really was.

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The most well-spoken caller to complain about Steve's review of a Toby Keith concert yet.

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This upset Toby Keith fan wants Steve to know that his article "sucked". Again, a gem from the collection of the Found Footage Festival.