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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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i personally did not go to mine as a protest because they wouldn't allow students to bring dates of the same gender (my prom was in 2013 and in florida so).
#nah#i never went to dances what's the point of going to an even fancier one#besides my sister went to 4 proms she basically did it for me#polls
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Have you played the same video game more than 10 times (from start to finish)?
#needs a nuance button#i have games i've played for hours and hours and hours#but not always to the end#i'm really good at playing the beginning and middle of games#like#borderlands 2#or#grim dawn#or skyrim of course#polls
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Dichen Lachman as Gemma Scout/Ms Casey SEVERANCE | 2x07 | Chikhai Bardo
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you wait all week in eager anticipation to spend one hour staring at your screen with your mouth open in abject horror and then it ends and you get to wait again. now thats television.
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I loved all these things about her, equally.
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oh so you thought existing only to perform a soulless office job was bad. how about existing only to go to the dentist. how about existing only in planes. how about existing only to perform stupid and repetitive yet socially expected tasks. how about existing only to withstand every unpleasant thing that somebody else decided to go without
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No, actually, I don't think my indoor cat would be happier if he could free-roam. For one thing, the feather-toys inside have never died on him mid-playtime, and I feel like that might be a disappointment
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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The magic of Orpheus and Eurydice is that you always hope for Orpheus to not turn around. No matter how many times you've seen the story been told. No matter if you know the ending. You always hope for Orpheus to get her out of hell. But an Orpheus who turns around is an Orpheus that loves.
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Have you guys heard of cats. They're great.
#what even are cats#kasey has been sitting in laps so much lately but he is so effing sharp#and it's not easy to trim his nails
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Do you wake up before or at 7am on most days?
#i'm in disability and not working#but a schedule works better for my migraines#so i have a 6am alarm and a 7am alarm#and i get up sometime between them#i am so much more functional in the mornings#the longer my body has been awake the less it likes to work#anyway#polls
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Synesthesia drawings of personal favorite hit songs - 2007: “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance
This one was so hard to draw, there's so much stuff going on
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