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Obi Wan and Quinlan Vos probably wrote that book, and let it be passed among the padawans, in order to discourage padawans from trying to start romantic relationships. It would be to Obi Wan’s immense confusion when he realized that Anakin somehow managed to bag Padme. 

//Also, I couldn’t get much info on when Aayla was born, but I would like to headcanon her as around Anakin’s age. 

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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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@skybridgerweekend is less than a month away yippee! Silly doodles to celebrate! (Make sure to check out the prompt list of you haven’t already!)

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how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

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BOGA (and Obi-Wan)

Starwars cannot look me in the eyes and tell ME (an avid bird watcher and lizard owner) that a giant lizard bird hybrid would be "majestic".

NO. Varactyls would be GOOFY AS HELL AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE.

Boga deserves to be goofy. It's her god given right. You have to draw her goofy!

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Whoever says that the passenger gets to pick the music is just wrong. The driver picks the music and the passenger shuts the fuck up and presses play or they walk <3

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“Comics Chloe Price is a better characterization of Chloe post-bae ending than what we have so far of Double Exposure Chloe Price” I say in the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off stage, defeated. “She’s right,” a voice says. I look up and it’s her. 2014 Chloe Price.

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AU where Obi-Wan hides under the empire's nose by shaving his beard and getting minor reconstructive surgery to make himself unrecognizable (plus Force binders to make him impossible to detect by Vader or Sidious) to pose as the Organas' concubine.

It's more of a throuple situation than concubine, but... Officially, concubine. While Obi-Wan is closer to Bail, it's safer for him to stay on Alderaan with Breha. Royal bedwarmer. Paid to be pretty.

Sometimes The Concubine Takes The Princess And His Own Son On Field Trips That Are Definitely Not An Excuse To See Fulcrum.

The concubine has his own child 'from a previous relationship' that is close friends with the young princess. 'Ben' goes blonde to match Luke.

(There's a year or so between him splitting from Bail in RotS and coming back around to Alderaan with 'Owen and Beru didn't have the resources for a child' and a new plan, so he knows Luke is blonde, rather than the ambiguity of a newborn.)

And from @atagotiak, who absolutely egged me on:

Probably gets rid of his wrinkles and shaves so he looks a bit younger. Because while I doubt he cares much about his apparent age at this point, just got cover story’s sake, a mid to late-20’s boytoy would be more expected than an 38 yr old one. Also it makes for more distance btw Ben and Obi-Wan

The shaving is first up, specifically to emphasize The Babyface.

Obi-Wan: Well, it's a little late in life, but I've become the sugar baby Quinlan always said I'd end up one day.

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They’re excited to re-build the Jedi order together

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This conversation!!!

Max wouldn't be wrong if she thought this week was nothing but hell for her. After all, she's experienced an amount of trauma in five days that most people won't get in a lifetime. I personally wouldn't blame her character at all if she had a breakdown and said: "Sometimes I wish I never came back to Arcadia Bay"

But that's not what she says. And that's not what Max would ever say.

Instead, she would say "I always wanted my life to be special, an adventure, but not without you." Which insinuates that she thinks her moving back was a GOOD thing because she got to live this special adventure with Chloe. She even insinuates that her power was a good thing in this sentence....while actively standing in the storm her power caused.

It's not shocking that she doesn't hate her power, of course. It was the thing that made her able to save Chloe, and that means her power will always be tied to her best friend. I think that's why Max was never able to hate her power in it's totality, because without it, she would have lost Chloe before even getting to know her again. And how would that have been better?

Max has gone through so much by the time this scene happens, and even still she's glad for the opportunity to be a pirate again. Chloe and Max's relationship haunt me on the daily. There will never be a dynamic like there's again.

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Skybridger is just the prettiest ship name

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The fact that I made this profile so I had somewhere to post about Star wars and then never post anything because I get self conscious is killing me so I'll slowly go ahead and drop some art okay thanks bye

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"The lightsaber is a Jedi's life"

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"As written, the ray-shield scene was longer than what ended up in the movie, and I was sorry to learn that one bit of humor was cut. Originally, the trio discuss how they might escape, and Palpatine has a suggestion: surrender and work out a negotiation. He gives his whole pitch to the Jedi and, once he's finished his speech, Anakin and Obi-Wan turn and look at each other as if nothing had been said." (via john knoll, visual effects supervisor, creating star wars)

we were ROBBED i tell you. robbed. i want the significant eye contact and ignoring darth sidious to his face.

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between the "if droids could think none of us would be there" line and how his attitude towards artoo, obi-wan is really embodying an old man who reads the evil ai clickbait fearmongering articles in space daily mail & thinks every personal problem faced by The Youth can be boiled down to too much screen time. i dont think that line gets enough attention even bc what a thing to say. and so casually too. obi-wan by that point still shared quarters with anakin (known creator of sentient electric-based lifeforms) and he still believed fully in the concept of our robotic overlords. he was certain that the only thing keeping droids from evil was the lack of intelligence yet unconcerned with the notion. 1) the prejudice had to come from somewhere, theres a "anakins evil toaster" shaped hole in the narrative & im embracing that explanation wholeheartedly and 2) he must have felt so smug when the clone wars started and his problems were indeed suddenly evil droids