anastarrynight

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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you want me to start dating? why? so I can get married? so I can wear a ring? the thing that killed Isildur and brought doom and destruction upon Middle-Earth? nice try dude! I see through your deception! now you must find another pawn to use in your evil machinations, o Lord of the Rings!

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The Shape of Ideas

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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

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happy hanukkah from everyone in falsettoland.

edit: i initially thought hanukkah had ended when this went up. it had not. my bad yall.

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Truly nothing beats a Supernatural rewatch when you finally see “Misha Collins” in the opening credits

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i’m always always a “dean kisses cas first” truther BUT dean chickens out halfway through because cas isn’t reacting so he pulls back and has a million apologies on his tongue and is literally dying of shame and guilt when cas comes back online and mauls him like an over enthusiastic golden retriever

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— Clementine Von Radics

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My apologies to people named Gareth.

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This is the only Elrond-hair discourse I will ever partake in but I’m rewatching the Hobbit films and…

Elrond is so smart this, Elrond is so smart that, but tell me THIS: if Elrond is all that smart then why the fuck does he, an elf who works closely with and lives in the same goddamn house as Glorfindel ‘Cautionary Tale’ of Gondolin, aka the resident ‘guy who famously died because a fucking Balrog pulled his fucking hair and is now the star of moralistic bedtime stories for elflings who don’t like their hair braided’… and yet every time I see Half-Elf McGee in any scene of battle he has his hair going wild and free like a Disney Princess 😭😭😭

the FUNNIEST part is that the costuming guys did a great job working with HW’s actual hairline so film Elrond doesn’t even have some thick majestic mane (because that would look unrealistic with the hairline in question) it’s just very normal fine hair and yet my guy really went into Mount Doom with his locks whipping about like a walking, talking fuck you Glorfindel I’m built different

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≈ Sheep fighting against the storm to get home. ≈

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rewatching supernatural and why is every time someone flirts with castiel its like "*some suggestive remark, doesn't even really have to be that major*" and it cuts to dean with a DEATH glare. like that man is so pissed.

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love when a professor is like "i'm not assigning any work over the break, take it easy" like that is literally so sweet and so considerate but I will not be taking it easy because no other professor at this school shares your philosophy

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Decided to redraw my Candle Girls from last holiday season, and a new friend of theirs that someone suggested I include- Kwanzaa!

Once again, happy candle month to all who celebrate!

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god