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damn the women of severance really be going through it.

helly - forced to be an eternal office worker against her will. punished for justifiably stepping out of line. tried to off herself and failed. has to reconcile with the fact that her outie is the reason for her and her friends' torment

gemma - the horrors. trapped in a basement and fractured into dozens, maybe even hundreds of versions of herself, all forced to live through various unpleasant scenarios in perpetuity. before that, dealt with devastating fertility issues that put tremendous strain on her otherwise loving marriage

devon - married to ricken

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Bill Demonstrates His Value to Ford

audio from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S5E10)

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fedex or UPS or amazon or SHUT UP. BE QUIET...have you considered? big slingshot

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a hairline that recedes (pronounced like mercedes)

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charlie smiling friends is the character design ever........

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mac and dennis move to the suburbs but they move into the house from house of leaves

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today i woke up with a pimple inside my nostril. what fresh hell is this

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this was the scott pilgrim anime i think

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oh my god dude thats why nandor was shown reading so much this season. he was learning shit about vampirism and van helsing blood and how everything works. was it so he could find out more about himself? was it so he could be prepared for guillermo's eventual turning? was it so he could prove to guillermo that he's totally just as cool and intellectual and scientific as laszlo? who knows :)

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sometimes self-care is spending time with friends.

sometimes self-care is eating some good food.

and sometimes self-care is creating an elaborate wizard of oz daydream scenario complete with metaphors about your identity that culminates in you reaching into a man's chest and consuming the pressure-cooked diamond within in order to lower your blood pressure

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i feel different now

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dennis has been wearing long sleeves in every episode in order to cover up the patchwork of shamrock tattoos he secretly got before the season started

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theres no way tonight's episode could POSSIBLY make this season more homosexual (jinxing myself on purpose)