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how do you all come up with things to talk about so easily.

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No more "Can it run doom?" we have entered the age of "Can it run Buff TF2?"

God help us all.

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Can someone tell me why we all collectively decided that we'll use the destiel meme for any breaking news? like I understand that the supernatural fandom is literally everywhere on here but why that scene specifically? the day i log on here and get told by dean winchester that a nuclear war just started is officially the day I'm done with everything.

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This is the best post, ever. Shut the site down. We've hit peak tumblr, it's only downhill from here.

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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"Hm I wonder what's going on twitter at the moment." -Checks- *sigh*

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don't mind me, just preserving this important piece of history for the future.

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

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On the Chaosdivers

I really wish the Chaosdivers didn't have the reputation we do, i mean the concept of mass defections and a resistance led by disillusioned Helldiver veterans who are sick and tired of watching fellow divers get slaughtered due to the manipulations and warmongering of Super Earth is cool as fuck.

I can really see some good potential for stories and events there, but thanks to some jackass griefers stealing our name and Reddit being Reddit, we're now seen as a bunch of teamkilling edgelords who want to ruin the game for everyone else. It's a massive shame to see this happen to such a cool RP concept.

At the end of the day, we may serve different flags, but we still fight for the same species.

Vera Libertas.

Edit : separated the paragraphs because it was stream of consciousness rambling in text form.

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The world can't get me in here, this is my little pocket dimension where nothing goes wrong ever and we aren't lurching close to the apocalypse.

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Anyone else have that one particular Sabaton song that YouTube keeps recommending you, yet you watch it every single time without fail? Because I sure as hell do.

It's Versailles, in case anyone is curious. the final minute or so is just too damn good.

"FROM A SHOT THAT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD! TENSIONS RISE AND A WAR'S UNFURLED! NOTHING LIKE WHAT HAD COME BEFORE! IT'S THE WAR THAT WILL END ALL WAR!"

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"Oh Son Of A-"

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Super Duper Helldive boss leaked(Real) (pardon the shitty editing i can't afford editing software)

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Well shit.

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After extensive research, I have come to the conclusion that everyone on this site is batshit insane.

I've found my people.