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All the cheese people seem really cool, I really hope they aren’t bad

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can’t wait to see the fallout of jet talking about lapin and the sugar plum fairy in front of theo, because whether he already knows or not that’s gonna be such a fun conversation 

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•Oath of the crown Ice cream paladin, he serves the ice queen who I might write more about, also his heavy armor is his waffle-cone

CoC oc ideas

• a drunken master monk who is literally just a bottle of beer

•path of the battlerager durian

•gummy bear cavalier who rides a gummy worm (I don’t know mechanically how that would work but I think it’s pretty fun to visualise)

•a necromancer that summons rotten foods

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@apple-scrumper‘s tags on this post about Zuko and Azula having the same vibes as Adaine and Aelwyn got me thinking about an a:tla au for fantasy high, and it spiralled out of control into this super long post. Enjoy!!

Adaine’s family are Fire Nation and are Important Advisors to the Fire Lord Kalvaxus. Adaine and Aelwyn have that sibling rivalry going HARD – Aelwyn has already mastered lightning-bending and Will Not Shut Up About It. Really, Adaine, it’s not that difficult, I don’t understand why you can’t do it? (Adaine punches her)

Adaine is invited to sit in on a war meeting and has a panic attack when she realises the evil things they’re all up to, embarrassing her parents. They send her on what they think is a futile quest to find the Avatar to regain her Honour. She is accompanied by Arthur Aguefort, another advisor to the Fire Lord but one who is… a problem, to say the least. Two birds with one stone for the Fire Nation!

Kristen is from the Northern Water Tribe and is a pretty powerful waterbender, with a focus on healing. Her parents are super involved in this weird bloodbending cult but she’s pretty sure it’s normal, right??? 

She also has some kind of connection to the Spirit World, which makes her extremely vulnerable to the weird end of days sacrifice Daybreak is doing to try and reopen the spirit world.

Fig lives in the Earth Kingdom in a town that’s been conquered by the Fire Nation and joins some other rebels pretty much as soon as she can walk. She’s sure she’s going to be an earthbender like her mom and kick some serious Fire Nation butt, but then it turns out she can firebend? Gilear’s not her dad? Her mom slept with someone from the Fire Nation??? How could she???

(It’s only when they visit the Fire Nation several shenanigans later and meet Ayda that she’s like………….okay I get it now.)

Keep reading

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So I’ve for some reason been trying to think of what the band of boobs would be in a crown of candy and while I could immediately think of what Moonshine (mushroom cause duh) Balnor (Tuna cause again, duh) and Bev (Broccoli because in a hearthside chat he said for the elder champion feature of green knight he could be a little broccoli dude, that or a sticky bun since his parents are sticky buns in this au) I can’t really think of anything for hardwon, I considered sticky bun for him but like that just doesn’t feel correct to me, so if anyone had any ideas for hardwon, or if for some reason you want to hear what I think other people in Bahumia are (you’ll never guess what Old Cob is) inform me.

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my three favorite npcs

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In fantasy high Murph sat to Brennan's right.

Riz had a gun.

In escape from the bloodkeep Ify sat to Brennan's right.

Marcus had canons which are basically big guns

In the unsleeping city Ally sat to Brennan's right.

Pete had a gun.

In tiny heist Travis sat to Brennan's right.

Car-go had a gun.

In crown of candy Zac sits to Brennan's right.

What I'm saying is: Give Lapin A Gun.

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CoC oc ideas

• a drunken master monk who is literally just a bottle of beer

•path of the battlerager durian

•gummy bear cavalier who rides a gummy worm (I don’t know mechanically how that would work but I think it’s pretty fun to visualise)

•a necromancer that summons rotten foods

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I love the dynamic of the seven maidens

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i love their dynamic SO much brennan please don’t kill them

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y’all: i dont trust caramelinda. she’s sus

caramelinda: has been ruling for 20 years without amethar’s help, polar opposite of her husband and obviously frustrated in her marriage, strong, independent, intelligent, calls amethar on his shit

me: she just seems like a bad bitch but Okay...

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Literally Brennan right after Siobhan says Ruby is on top of the carriage: 

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The Unsleeping City was Brennan’s love letter to New York.

A Crown of Candy is Brennan’s love letter to Murph.

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i like it when old men hate each other

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Anyway I wrote a fic you could read it maybe?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23570884

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Amethar Rocks was the youngest out of 5 siblings and he was Not Supposed To Be King

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Hey so I know a lot is gonna happen in this season so I’m gonna get it out now before it gets overshadowed by bigger emotional stuff but when Amethar corrected the cake guy saying “THE greatest heroes” that hit me HARD