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Guess who's being added to my team of bad bitches

I will not stop until my girl group is complete

I think I'll name her lana del Rey

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sorry for leading all of you on, and catfishing you. this is actually what i look like irl

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Magical.

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me

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i am not taking any criticism

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Pardner, why u mad? Cuz my spurs jingle jangle jingle and yours don’t?

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as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

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bite the vampire first to establish dominance

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chaos reigns 

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🧐

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shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

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Beyblade hair genuinely scares me more than YGO hair