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Alex Rider : summary

MI6 / Villain of the Week:

Alex, a 14 y/o who didn’t signed up for this shit:

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current mood:

so...I’ve never considered pirating a show before online...like the law-abiding citizen I am...but due to not being able to access the Alex Rider show in my country...I am considering my options...

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AH and name mix-ups, a thread:

1. The entire Ben Daniels = Fox = Wolf mess

2. Today’s tweet:

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I WANT TO WATCH THE TV SERIES SO BAD AND I LITERALLY HAVE PRIME VIDEO BUT IT’S NOT AVAILABLE IN THE USA YET AHDKDJAFDNFJSBFNJDSANFJFJBFJFXZFDSFGSYFGDSYF

on the bright side I’ve heard good things about it on Tumblr so I. AM. SO. HYPED. 

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Tom you slut

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Yassen trying to find an excuse for not killing Alex that's not "shit this smol child figured out how to turn on the emotions function and I don't know how to deal with it"

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im scared the alex rider tv show will turn out something like Riverdale. this is what keeps me up at night.

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Jack: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of the stuff you've lost throughout your life.

Julius: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.

Tom: Oh, wonderful, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding it!

Alex: My will to live! I haven't seen this in fifteen years!

Freddy: Mental stability, my old friend!

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Wolf: I hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Alex: Actually, we have three.

Tom: Pick your favorite.

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Children, please kindly repeat after me:

ANTHONY HOROWITZ, NO 

ANTHONY HOROWITZ, NO

ANTHONY HOROWITZ, NO

ANTHONY HOROWITZ, NO

#PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ALEX RIDER A DEPRESSED ALCOHOLIC. GIVE HIM A THERAPIST IN THE NEXT NOVEL OR SOMETHING, HELP HIM NOW INSTEAD OF LATERRRR AHHHHHHHH

#DON’T MAKE THE BOY SUFFER ANOTHER 15 YEARS LIKE THIS

#PLEASE START A NEW SERIES WITH THIS KIND OF CHARACTER BC UR WRITING IS AWESOME BUT ALEX DOESN’T NEED THIS 

I saw this on Pinterest and thought it sounded both awful and amazing. The poor kid needs a break. I think it was originally posted on tumblr, but I don’t know by who. So credit to them. What do you all think about it? 

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Alex: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Tom: Don’t you hate yourself?????

Alex: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Cause of death: hugging an assassin who then promptly killed me 

I know for a fact that if I were in the Alex Rider universe I’d be an uninteresting character that dies instantly...somehow I’ll find a way to jump into Yassen��s arms though.

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WHO HERE HAS READ THE DIAMOND BROTHERS SERIES BY ANTHONY HOROWITZ

WHERE IS THE DIAMOND BROS FANDOM AT 

WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE

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your daily reminder that Helen Beckett Rider went thru so much sh!t for John’s cover story, sticking with him the whole time which ultimately resulted in her own death too and she never got to spend the rest of her life with her family that she helped protect from the very beginning. brb gonna go bawl my eyes out real quick

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there is NO WAY Yassen was not madly in love with his hot af mentor John Rider who heroically saved his life like a dashing knight. dude was FASCINATED with John. reblog for lovestruck Yassen

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Anyone else experience this?

End of Skeleton Key trying to fool readers into thinking Alex died and Mrs. Jones even saying: “We’ve lost Alex Rider...”

Me, reading the series for the first time while fully knowing there were still like 7 more books in the series about Alex after Skeleton Key: oh no did he die is he gone forever