Official unofficial detective/thief. No, I do not work for ACME. No, I would not like to work for V.I.L.E
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That's my job, you absolute asshole.
Trauma? On a scale of "Ow, i got a papercut" to "Even if i die and be reborn, a hundred times. I still feel it."
I can never escape it. I shall never escape it, they're always hunting me down. Mentally, physically, it doesn't matter. If I were to be caught for the sins I committed, death would be too good, and jail would be too easy. I would come back again just to feel it from another perspective. I've already experienced jail, on a small island. Nobody knows me, I truly don't know anybody. I'm alone, so it doesn't matter how many times I die inside or out, comfort is something I shall never feel again.
I'm breaking, Anon, I'm breaking. I truly don't know how much time I've got left.
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Is Chief still breathing?
I want to make sure she's not by the end of the decade. -F.J
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#tell no trusted adult#for once#I agree with him#we need to make sure she's not breathing by the end of the decade :)
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I'm God, bitch.
If God didn't want me to live another day, he would've struck me down when he had the chance.
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I hate that man so much! (He's my sibling and he deserves to be put 6 feet under.)
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One of these already has happened.
Kill one save the other.
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WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO GET YOUR NUMBER?!
Cough.
Could I possibly have your contact details please D- ... Midnight.
You don't need to know who this is.
um 😐 you ARE contacting me dumbfuck
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#Can confirm he did indeed basically say that before attempting to blind me in one eye.#I would've laughed if it wasn't so serious.#jude core
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NO SLEEP FOR YOU.
>:3
The tradition of showing up late to a certain detective's house is a tradition nobody in the Nacari family shall break....
Heera, Damian and Faheema by @tiredguyswag
Jude by me
Oc ask blogs: (GO AND SPAM THEM WITH ASKS.)
@detectiveakkineniofficial
@midnightcs
@falcon-jewels
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Cackling noises increase.
The tradition of showing up late to a certain detective's house is a tradition nobody in the Nacari family shall break....
Heera, Damian and Faheema by @tiredguyswag
Jude by me
Oc ask blogs: (GO AND SPAM THEM WITH ASKS.)
@detectiveakkineniofficial
@midnightcs
@falcon-jewels
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Guess what bro?
@tiredguyswag :3
If not gay, why attracted to dramatic man?
I read those logs, Jude.
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alexis your brother is being GAY on tumblr dot com please stop him
I would say this is out of my hands since he's still meant to be missing. But I found this gay dumbass on Tumblr at least.
JUDE. Stop making obvious advances to @midnightcs, you're scaring not only the neighbours, but your co-workers. Jude, they can see your history, I beg-
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If not gay, why attracted to dramatic man?
I read those logs, Jude.
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Hah, more like, where in the world is my brother?
To: +1767******* Jude. Seriously. Enough of the jokes. Where the fuck are you? Happy 30th birthday I guess. I miss you a lot. <3
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