alenadragonne
~ Math is Pretty ~
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Once upon a time, there was a simple human. They liked dragons, they were 28, and they didn't know what to do with themselves, so they spent all of their time on tumblr. The end. Side blog: dressupdragonne•My Best Friend is @naked-aardvark•
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alenadragonne · 11 hours ago
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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English
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Her name was Nao and she was feeling sea sick but also really sad because she was headed back to college which was far away from her home...My japanese isn't very good...
I sat with her for a while and ended up asking a staff member for help. It was really bad weather that day, the sea was choppy so that was making her sea sickness worse...It was raining heavily with strong winds, and the staff member suggested she went out on the deck of the boat for some fresh air but it was TERRIBLE weather out there so I went with her. she ended up feeling better! and we waved goodbye once we got to our destination! Nao, I hope you're doing alright out there!
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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I just want to send the message directly to various brains at various companies that using generative AI makes your product look less trustworthy. Like how the fuck am I gonna be interested in your food when all the "photos" are fake? How do I know that suncatcher or dress or blanket is real when you made the ad with generative AI? You can't be trusted, your product can't be trusted, and no matter how well-known you are as a company you immediately look and feel like cheap scammers
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Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends
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alenadragonne · 12 hours ago
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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?
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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism
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i want to say that every man i have ever slept with has at some point said something along the lines of “i don’t know what it is about you but the sex is incredible” but it’s literally because every time i’m in the sack i think really hard about 2016 kylux fic and try to mentally embody hux’s like fragile yet cunty space dictator turn of the century serve. and it works! i thought this was relevant to ur blog rn
Anon I want you to know that’s the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard, obsessed 😭❤️
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"Hey, what do you want for Ch-"
I don't know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there's now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.
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Big-Winged Berfomet
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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for
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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through
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alenadragonne · 12 hours ago
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controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute
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