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G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

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a little tufted titmouse out trick-or-treating! <3

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For science!!!!

(Please reblog if you vote! :D )

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me when i fuckging get you

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“Dallas is all I’ve ever wanted to be and the only place I want to be." ⸻ ★

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Okay so I should probably start uploading my oil paintings here.

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So Discord...

I'm curious. I know it's common for a lot of people to join servers and just lurk or join and immediately perma-mute BUT

edit: obligatory "reblog for reach" etc etc blah blah pls

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Aw its Tove Jansson's birthday today, it's Moomin Day! My biggest inspiration <3

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And then there are the request stops in case you actually wanted to get out in the middle of nowhere and only one carriage fits the platform

Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't

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underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

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UK VOTERS - GENERAL ELECTION VOTING IS OPEN.

REMEMBER YOUR VOTER ID.

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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In honour of National Otter Day (May 29th)