alchemist876

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Rich people showers

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SURFING at LONG BAY, Portland Jamaica

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business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

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What Gravity? 

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Shooting with Yvonne & STOFFinJA (BTS + Extras)

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Model: @yvonne_charburn in #jamaica #alchemistchronicles (at Paradise, Westmoreland, Jamaica)

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REEF DAY!

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my life is a constant cycle of me deciding to get my shit together and me deciding to not give a fuck and giving up

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Feel like I was relevant...

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Model: @kxng.barbie in 🇯🇲 #jamaica #images #ishootnikon #island #islandlife #paradise #photographer #capture #moments #nikon #photog #capture #beautiful #model #creativity #art #photographer #caribbean #photo #pics #model #photoshoot #models #summer #alchemistchronicles #jamaicanphotographer #negril #negriljamaica

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Ryan Snow | Alchemist Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/alchemistchronicles

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RyanSnowAlchemistChronicles

Facebook: http://facebook.com/thisisthealchemist

500px: http://500px.com/alchemistchronicles

Tumblr: http://alchemistchronicles.tumblr.com/

MM: http://www.modelmayhem.com/34218390

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Model: @j.christianaa 🇯🇲#jamaica #images #ishootnikon #island #islandlife #paradise #photographer #capture #moments #nikon #photog #capture #beautiful #model #creativity #art #photographer #caribbean #photo #pics #model #photoshoot #models #summer #alchemistchronicles #jamaicanphotographer (at Negril, Jamaica)

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#jamaica #images #ishootnikon #island #islandlife #paradise #photographer #capture #moments #nikon #photog #capture #beautiful #model #creativity #art #photographer #caribbean #photo #pics #model #photoshoot #models #summer #alchemistchronicles #river #rafting (at Martha Brae, Trelawny, Jamaica)

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@daenarochelle 🇯🇲 #jamaica #images #ishootnikon #island #islandlife #paradise #photographer #capture #moments #nikon #photog #capture #beautiful #model #creativity #art #photographer #caribbean #newyork #florida #london #brazil #california #photo #pics #model #photoshoot #models #summer #negril #alchemistchronicles #jamaicanphotographer 📸 (at Negril, Jamaica)

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🇯🇲 #alchemistchronicles #nature #jamaica #islandlife #caribbean #macros #marco #viewsfromthe876 #beautiful #flowers #flower #tropical #goodvibesonly #876 #details (at Negril, Jamaica)