alchemical-creations
Varian🧪
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Hi! I do a lot of Incorrect Vat7k quotes! 💙
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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(FYI this is a joke, don’t come at me)
Hugo: *makes a joke about Varian*
Varian: (playfully) Go to hell!
Hugo: Nope! I can’t go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.
Varian: *tries not to laugh*
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Varian and Hugo: Let’s get one thing straight
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We’re not!
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Varian: Ow! I stubbed my toe!
Nuru: on what?!
Varian: (gets serious) on life-
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Hugo: Hey! I didn’t catch your name.
Varian: I didn’t throw it.
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Vat7k quotes based on me and my friends conversations:
Nuru: I raised a $100 in stalks
Varian: Stonks
Nuru: Stonks
Varian and Nuru:
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Hugo: [Sends Varian a text at 3 am]
Varian: [Responds]
Hugo: Whoa whoa whoa what are you doing up this late go the fuck to sleep this isn't healthy!
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Hugo: hey <3
Varian: Hey <3
Naru: stfu and kiss already
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alchemical-creations · 4 years ago
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Varian: why won't Demanitus talk to us?
Hugo: Maybe he's homophobic.
Varian: We're not gay.
Hugo: we're not?
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