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So someone did a parody of Stacy's mom but from Stacy's side and it is very good and funny!

I also listened for the lyrics so these are based on my ears (I guessed on one line because it's inaudible almost)

Lyrics under cut

Why did you want to come over after school?

After school

I don't know you well and i don't have a pool

I don't have a pool

How'd you know my mom left for a business trip?

A business trip

You seem too obsessed with a woman who has kids

Kids your age

I'd warn you now, but its getting kinda late (a guess)

My dad walked out for work he will be back by eight

That's my mom, the fuck is going on

she's all you want and to me it's so wrong

What more can I prove that she's not the one for you

I know it's just a song but no you cannot have my mom

That's my mom, the fuck is going on

That's my mom, the fuck is going on

I remember the time you mowed my lawn

Mowed my lawn

My mom came out with just a towel on

A towel on

I said yo mom please go back inside and go get dressed

Go get dressed

I looked at you, your eyes were staring tight at her breasts

It was so messed up

You know it's really kinda strange that you're just a teen, my mom's 45 i don't know that you see

That's my mom, the fuck is going on

she's all you want and to me it's so wrong

What more can I prove that she's not the one for you

I know it's just a song but no you cannot have my mom

Music riff

Stacy's mom, oooh oh

Stacy's mom, oooh oh

What more can I prove that she's not the one for you

Its really, really wrong that you're in love with...

Stacy's mom, oooh oh

What is going on

Stacy's mom, oooh oh

What more can I prove that she's not the one for you

I know it's just a song but no you cannot have my mom

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Fanfiction writers version poll

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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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First off, click here.

The wheel just assigned you one of the Worldwide Box Office Winners from the past 35 years. (No 2024 because we don't know that winner, yet.)

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bro LMFAOOOO

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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Did you guys know there's nothing inherently wrong with selfish thoughts and desires and there's no such thing as thought crimes or thought sins and a balanced amount of selfishness is healthy and adaptive for living things to have and it's fine to act selfishly as long as you don't harm others

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why are they in the princess void

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[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

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Lily and Garret kissing makes me happy. But mostly because of Lily. Because she is a sweet adorable cinnamon roll too pure for this world and I love her

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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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Opinion Here’s how to get free Paxlovid as many times as you need it

When the public health emergency around covid-19 ended, vaccines and treatments became commercial products, meaning companies could charge for them as they do other pharmaceuticals. Paxlovid, the highly effective antiviral pill that can prevent covid from becoming severe, now has a list price of nearly $1,400 for a five-day treatment course.

Thanks to an innovative agreement between the Biden administration and the drug’s manufacturer, Pfizer, Americans can still access the medication free or at very low cost through a program called Paxcess. The problem is that too few people — including pharmacists — are aware of it.

I learned of Paxcess only after readers wrote that pharmacies were charging them hundreds of dollars — or even the full list price — to fill their Paxlovid prescription. This shouldn’t be happening. A representative from Pfizer, which runs the program, explained to me that patients on Medicare and Medicaid or who are uninsured should get free Paxlovid. They need to sign up by going to paxlovid.iassist.com or by calling 877-219-7225. “We wanted to make enrollment as easy and as quick as possible,” the representative said.

Indeed, the process is straightforward. I clicked through the web form myself, and there are only three sets of information required. Patients first enter their name, date of birth and address. They then input their prescriber’s name and address and select their insurance type.

All this should take less than five minutes and can be done at home or at the pharmacy. A physician or pharmacist can fill it out on behalf of the patient, too. Importantly, this form does not ask for medical history, proof of a positive coronavirus test, income verification, citizenship status or other potentially sensitive and time-consuming information.

But there is one key requirement people need to be aware of: Patients must have a prescription for Paxlovid to start the enrollment process. It is not possible to pre-enroll. (Though, in a sense, people on Medicare or Medicaid are already pre-enrolled.)

Once the questionnaire is complete, the website generates a voucher within seconds. People can print it or email it themselves, and then they can exchange it for a free course of Paxlovid at most pharmacies.

Pfizer’s representative tells me that more than 57,000 pharmacies are contracted to participate in this program, including major chain drugstores such as CVS and Walgreens and large retail chains such as Walmart, Kroger and Costco. For those unable to go in person, a mail-order option is available, too.

The program works a little differently for patients with commercial insurance. Some insurance plans already cover Paxlovid without a co-pay. Anyone who is told there will be a charge should sign up for Paxcess, which would further bring down their co-pay and might even cover the entire cost.

Several readers have attested that Paxcess’s process was fast and seamless. I was also glad to learn that there is basically no limit to the number of times someone could use it. A person who contracts the coronavirus three times in a year could access Paxlovid free or at low cost each time.

Unfortunately, readers informed me of one major glitch: Though the Paxcess voucher is honored when presented, some pharmacies are not offering the program proactively. As a result, many patients are still being charged high co-pays even if they could have gotten the medication at no cost.

This is incredibly frustrating. However, after interviewing multiple people involved in the process, including representatives of major pharmacy chains and Biden administration officials, I believe everyone is sincere in trying to make things right. As we saw in the early days of the coronavirus vaccine rollout, it’s hard to get a new program off the ground. Policies that look good on paper run into multiple barriers during implementation.

Those involved are actively identifying and addressing these problems. For instance, a Walgreens representative explained to me that in addition to educating pharmacists and pharmacy techs about the program, the company learned it also had to make system changes to account for a different workflow. Normally, when pharmacists process a prescription, they inform patients of the co-pay and dispense the medication. But with Paxlovid, the system needs to stop them if there is a co-pay, so they can prompt patients to sign up for Paxcess.

Here is where patients and consumers must take a proactive role. That might not feel fair; after all, if someone is ill, people expect that the system will work to help them. But that’s not our reality. While pharmacies work to fix their system glitches, patients need to be their own best advocates. That means signing up for Paxcess as soon as they receive a Paxlovid prescription and helping spread the word so that others can get the antiviral at little or no cost, too.

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This has been bopping around in the back of my brain for forever, I had some time to finally get it done!

The Untitled Elessar design is up here:

You can find him here on Teepublic, and here on Threadless!