🏳️🌈 He/Him . Writer of few, thinker of many. Hitman is my fucking life rn but expect a mix. Yes I am 18, no I will not draw porn for you. Just be nice ya'll🏳️🌈
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Found tf2 scout's cat
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I have lost at least 4 pets (1 dog 3 cats). Not a day goes by when I don't think or talk about them.
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Apex Genus is on an indefinite pause. I've lost inspiration to finish it at this time
HOWEVER
I have been working on am original independent novel, so keep your eyes open for updates.
For now I'm kinda absent on tumblr for my own good after going through a traumatic collapse of a "friend group". I'm rebuilding myself from the ground up. Its time for a change. Sorry to everyone I've let down
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His 2nd weakness
Small animals
I think about him a normal amount.
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Mf bit the onion
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Despite not understanding some of the last ones, im in the top 5.31%
I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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Its so...
BEAUTIFUL
And a song I love too and associated with hitman.
Here's the low-rez, non-link version of the Hitman PMV for your viewing pleasure :) 🖤 If you want to see the full-resolution version, check out my YouTube!
#Hitman#Hitman WoA#Agent 47#Diana Burnwood#Arthur Edwards#Lucas Grey#hitman amv#not my art#but holy shit#SO FUCKING GOOD
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I MISSED MY BLORBOS BIRTHDAY
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Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:
Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast.
Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.
Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.
Engineer is NOT the most sane of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.
Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.
Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.
Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.
Soldier WAS racist until he met Zhanna.
Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.
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Lord have mercy....
I'm back in the tf2 fandom and am ALREADY RETHINKING THAT FIC I MADE WHEN I WAS 13 ABOUT MEDICS BACKSTORY. THE ONE NOBODY SAW (I hope...) WHERE I BUTCHERED GERMAN GEOGRAPHY.
YEP
So...
anyone interested?
#i was a wattpad kid#that fic has been lost to time#but im genuinely rethinking making it#tf2 medic#tf2 fandom#every time i go through some truly traumatic shit this game grabs me by the throat and is like#HEY#WE'RE FOCUSED ON THIS NOW
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If abso is anything to go off, If Victoria is anything to go off, i think the answer is obvious
Propaganda:
Would definitely make it to the hospital, no question. He’s a hyper-competent all-around badass and could probably sneak all the way there with minimum human casualties. Whether he’d get emotionally attached to Ellie is debatable though. He almost never shows emotion, but the entire plot of Absolution revolves around him trying to save a young girl from being used as a hitman by his agency, so it’s not out of the question.
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How would they have handled the Firefly hospital shootout:
You how in TLOU it’s optimal to try to kill as many enemies in stealth as you can? He would clear the entire shootout that way.
#couldtheyescortelliewilliams#agent 47#hitman absolution#ellie williams#hitman#hitman agent 47#yes he would#but the ending would be the same
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I said what i said
So if tf2 medic actually surgically implanted an external uterus, thereby performing the first uterine transplant, he would likely there be capable of supplying transitional care to trans people in the tf2 universe.
In this essay I will-
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stimming :>
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Based on this tweet
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So if tf2 medic actually surgically implanted an external uterus, thereby performing the first uterine transplant, he would likely there be capable of supplying transitional care to trans people in the tf2 universe.
In this essay I will-
#tf2 medic#tf2#medic says trans rights#and trans wrongs#insane or not he's still a man of (dubious) medicine#team fortress medic#team fortess 2#fixtf2
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Looks like TF2 has gripped onto my brain again.
TF2 Fandom,
I M H O M E
#tf2 fandom#tf2#for context tf2 was my hyperfixation for YEARS#and every so often it comes back to me#i had a previous account dedicated to it but lost the password
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