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Harry Potter Funny Book Titles: Professor McGonagall’s PoV Text credit: (x)

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things that are hilarious: 

the fact that Tumblr’s userbase is largely comprised of jaded, cynical, broke-ass 16-25 year olds who hate capitalism, use adblocking software and are as such incredibly resistant to targeted marketing

Yahoo’s desperate, pitiful attempts to monetise the site in spite of this

the massive, massive losses they’re incurring as a result

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little girl can’t say “frog” (x)

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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

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All women speak two languages: 
the language of men 
and the language of silent suffering.
 Some women speak a third, 
the language of queens. - Mohja Kahf [insp.]

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A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He shouts, "Don't do it. You have so much potential."

Everyone should submit puns to me, this is great

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so gentle

so kind

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Dogs That Don’t Care About Your Personal Space.

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It’s caption “The First Angel To Greet You In Heaven” 😂😂😂😂

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you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

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#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck

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