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Friends Season 1 Episode 2 → The One with the Sonogram at the End “I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.”

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Friends Season 1 Episode 1 → The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate “Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You’re going to love it!”

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if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

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I’ve been fighting with one arm tied behind my back but what happens when I’m finally set free?

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Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in Captain Marvel (2019)

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People like to tell me things, those deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind. It’s a gift. Must be something about this face.

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Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

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sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing 

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Spinning Out  |  1x03 - “Proceed with Caution”

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some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

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Eve Polastri in I Hope You Like Missionary.

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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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That is a horrible story. Come on, it’s your favorite story!

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i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil

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if cherries didn’t have that little rock in them then grapes would be out of a job