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Normal laxative would have no effect on angels. But blessed laxative? Would it at last have unfortunate effects on a fallen angel? Or would it just work same as spritzing them with blessed water? It is very important. (I mean, angels do not seem to have digestive tract, and whatever Beelzebub might have is probably isn't digestive tract either but but. Why didn't I just replace it with tranquilize- oh, right, angels don't sleep. idk if there are some angel of sleep powers that can do it to 'em)

arswiss: I’m sorry but I’m CACKLING because YES blessed laxatives would work on Fallen Angels oh my god

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The anon who called Beelzebub Mr. Bubblz is back to make an important announcement. Belial can be called Mr. Bellies. That's all.

Belial: Love it

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... how many asks are there in your box?

Too many D:

(87...)

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Mihr is one of heavenly angels, right? What is her dominion?

Muriel: She is the angel of Friendship!

Jane: This some My Little Pony bullshit 

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OI, Mr Fire Demon, how do you get this lying liar who lies to wear all these coats? Is he also a fan of fashion (coats over onesie is an interesting choice tbh)?

Adremelech: Belial likes to hide the fact he is an angel, the better to fool humanity with his lies. He’s not exactly fashion-conscious, but I do notice he enjoys coattails. 

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If you guys visited us before... Can I know how did it go with the bible thumpers? How do angels generally react to them ?

Metatron: If by “Bible Thumpers” you mean those who tend to be a little head strong and perhaps militant in their faith, we are greatly disappointed in a lot of their actions. Their devotion to God is admirable, if only they focused on spreading love instead of judgement.

Mihr was once shouted down by a particular group because she suggested they send thoughts and prayers to a family of a deceased little boy instead of picketing his funeral “in the name of God”. She was not impressed.

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How does the flapping limb work in true forms?

Metatron: Picture wings, but massive. Now picture them bigger. Bigger than comprehension. Like galaxies. Made of pure force and energy. Now you’re getting close.

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Aunt Bernie, I have heard that you used to have Urim as companion. How do you feel about a chance of fighting him in a war? Would you show off in front of him or naw?

Bernael: When I’m with Belial I am an angel of Destruction. I could destroy Urim if I really really wanted to.

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Raph please tell me you took Todd under your wing too, the fact that his name is so close to "Tobias" and that he's blind is incredible. Also why didn't you give him functional eyes, are you too busy ?

Raphael: Todd has never asked me to fix his eyes. He has been blind for a very long time and has adapted well to it. I will if he wants me to, but I think he is content with the way he is.

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Yo Simon, can you check if angels have a heartbeat ? I was wondering cos if two archangels were humans, they might have one, or maybe all angels lack a litteral heart...

Simon: Ok I just checked and THEY DON’T? I never even thought about it. I also checked to see if Sandalphon has a pulse AND HE DOESNT! Also he says his eyelashes don’t fall out, his nails dont grow, and I just shone a flashlight in his eyes and his pupils didn’t even DILATE? 

Andrea: This just in- angels aren’t humans. Also water is wet.

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Okay, if you are ALWAYS lying and the person you are talking to knows that. In context that you are asked the yes/no question (with yes being truth), would it count as lie to say "yes" since the asker is going to take any answer as lie and thus will be deceited in case of being told truth?

Belial: You are confusing me.

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If I ask an angel to draw their true form, would something wierd happen like me being blinded or the paper disintegrating, or will I just be spooked by a drawing ? do angels take art requests in their spare time

Israfel: They would probably just be very odd looking drawings. And to be honest humans love that kind of stuff so I’d imagine most of you wouldn’t be spooked but would want more??

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Did any of the angels we saw thus far linked before the earthquake ? If there was no demon hunting to do, what did they actually needed linking for ?

Sandalphon: None of us no, linking was not as needed before when we could descend to earth in our corporeal forms. And demons were around long before the earthquake, they were just a little more... subtle. 

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Okay, when anyone looks at angel at beauty, they see what they perceive as most beautiful... Does this extend to fallen? Can we learn a bit of what fallen see when they look at Jophiel?

Bernael: A blackness so dense you can almost feel it pressing on your eyes

Belial: A no-whip soy latte mochiatto from Starbucks

Beelzebub: A buzzing hoard of locusts

Lilith: It hurts too much to look at her

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A question to Sachael (you don't get many questions...) Are you looking forward to having Andrea learn to flap your wings?

Sachael: YES she is going to love it, and I’m sure she’ll get over her fear of heights!

Andrea: Wait WHAT

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Hey, any angel of heaven, what do you think will happen to Michael once this war is over ? I kinda hope he'll get to rest, after bearing the weight of our world for so long...

Raphael: Michael was built to withstand and protect, he can handle it. But I do agree, we all would like to rest.

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Hey Jared, Beelzebub means "lord of the flies", but if you look it up, the story goes that he was called that way to also mean "lord of the feces" as a way to mock him. Can't believe that the first in command's name means shitlord, are you seeing that.

Beelzebub: I wish the obliteration of the human race would go faster