I made a tumblr. mostly for Locked Tomb. I am unfamiliar with cultural practices on this website and might do it incorrectly. I draw stuff. neurodivergent trans queer adult💖
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Every time someone calls Shallan’s sense of humor cringe without realizing that it is part of her character… an angel loses its wings… my brother in Vorinism, she’s a 19-20 year old (in earth years) girl who spent all of her life in a horribly abusive household and developed her humor as a coping mechanism to make herself and her brothers feel better about living with The Worst Guy Ever. She’s not meant to be amazingly funny. She tells dumb dad jokes and that’s so stupidly endearing. Do u not get it. Kaladin is allowed to be cringe with his emo boy dialogue and no one complains about it…. Why can’t she……. The story is about 20 year olds Doing Their Best of course they’re going to be cringe
#stormlight archive#shallan davar#i feel like a lot of people miss the point of shallan#but i lived for her chapters my first time through way of kings#pattern is funnier though
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tfw your favorite hood is disintegrated in a death trial and the backup is giving the wrong vibe 😔
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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
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funny teehee hours are over. back to sad griddlehark time!!!!!
also sorry for the captions being so hard to read sometimes, im gonna be real with you I was too lazy to fix it cause I had already merged the layers djdhsh
#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth spoilers#gideon the ninth spoilers#animation#griddlehark#excellent work
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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
#I read the locked tomb and then felt i had a choice#i put the books aside for like a month#then dived in#but it was the first hyperfixation ive ever had that felt like a choice
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And neither the angels in Heaven above
Nor the demons down under the sea
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee
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What was John & co doing to those bodies for the cryo project tho
"[The bodies] were going to get dumped in some concrete skip because after what we'd done to them they couldn't be cremated or buried safely"
"Most of the bodies got the melt, like we thought they would. Damaged beyond repair. Their brains liquefied almost immediately"
The shareholders suggested melting them all into a liquid contained inside a concrete box, very This Is Not A Place Of Honor type of situation
#nona the ninth spoilers#the locked tomb#john gaius#“i was irradiated - I'd never work in the industry again”#hmmm#as Mercymorn would say#Yuck!!
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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun
#adhd#depression#oh well as i stare into the distance#not enjoying what im doing but changing it seems annoying somehow
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I choose to believe there's someone in Blood Of Eden named Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and no one can get me off this horse
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everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone
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go my isopods!!
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ortus and harrow my beloveds their duo is so underrated harrow hate memorizing the noniad and experiencing emotional and physical pain whenever ortus takes his stupid little preparatory recitation breath, the solemnity and chill as they walk into the room as the reverend daughter and cavalier of drearburgh, the most disgustingly stereotypical examples of their house the nine houses have ever seen.the facade crumpling immediately as the giant bone hefting cavalier begins reciting poetry in the most disgustingly stereotypical and clunky metre you’ve ever heard, the reverend daughter throwing her head back in a long suffering groan of petulant disdain - immediately revealing this ridiculous pair to simply be a 17 year old girl eternally embarrassed by her uncle brother’s lameness. It appears to be a calligraphic S milady. How are we meant to understand potato? As your closest living relative. Pent is a marvel. I will write songs for pent - oh shut up and MOVE . Harrow I have come to the conclusion you were never mad. I should have offered you help I should have died for you I was and am a grown man and you both were neglected children . KILL ME
#the locked tomb#ortus nigenad#harrowhark nonagesimus#ortus being amazing was my biggest surprise takeaway from HtN#no way of knowing he would come through the way he did#ortus fanblog i guess
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modern au where kaladin works at a coffee shop and regularly serves a sweet but rather annoying couple, shallan and adolin, who don't usually come in together. they both seem to be flirting with him, and he doesn't want to be the one to break it to either of them that their partner is cheating on them. meanwhile, adolin and shallan are growing more and more frustrated that this guy just cannot take the hint.
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It was the first time you realized God could not understand you.
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My friend told me to do it and I couldn't say no
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Ridiculous that having a nightmare before 3am, falling back asleep easily and sleeping well after still results in my body still feeling the lingering effects of terror when I wake up and normal amount of hours later 🙄
#body is a prison#what is the mind but a plaything of the body#or something#coffee and muffin pls save me
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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself
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