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i’m sorry i’ve been inactive for a million years pls take this fantasy high character line up

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If we needed any proof that Magnus and Lup were best buds, the first time we see them interact Magnus gives Lup a high five at the press conference

and the first thing Magnus does when he sees Lup's gauntlet with his memory wiped after a decade is give it a high five

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The F in friend stands for fish

[ID: a digital drawing of Magnus Burnsides from The Adventure Zone on a light blue background. The drawing is waist up and depicts Magnus smiling while holding out his goldfish Steven in a small, pink, glass orb. He is a chubby human man with light brown skin and short auburn hair and red glasses. He is saying “love is stored in the fish”.]

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ADVENTURE ZONE: GRADUATION

The third taz campaign officially starting 31st October 2019

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som super early tazboys designs……………i’’’m got so much work to do refining them (esp outfit wise lord Jesus)

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the millers!

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taako, riding garyl down the street and muttering to himself: god damn it, it’s the red robe

taako, raising his voice as he waves hello: morning, red robe!

barry, waving back with a skeletal hand: the world will be reduced to ash!

taako, muttering again: fantasy jesus christ that guy creeps me out

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The Seven Birds: Can They Drive?

Taako- no. Refuses to learn on the principle that he is gay. He navigates instead and mans the radio. Also he’s always had Lup to drive, and the thing about Lup is that…

Lup- loves to drive, and is very good at it. Is able to push a car past what normal people would consider it’s limits. Insists on good seat belt etiquette. Keeps a cooler filled with snacks in the back. Has one of those plastic shopping bags wrapped around her gear shift as a trash bag. Keeps extra napkins in the glove compartment. Refuses to drive without music playing.

Davenport- fantasy stunt driver. He could be pulling the craziest stunts and it feels like you’re going 40 down a straight flat road. Makes it look easy. He drives stick and uses his tail to shift gears. Everyone is jealous.

Magnus- do not get in a car with Magnus. He can actually drive pretty well, but he gets distracted by EVERYTHING. Pretty scenery, a funny license plate, a cool building. If there’s a dog?? Forget it. Magnus isn’t concerned with looking at the road anymore.

Merle- you know how old people drive? Like drifting into different lanes, swerving back, stomping on the gas to accelerate instead of gradually increasing speed? Merle drives like that, but worse. He knows he drives poorly, he just doesn’t care. Everyone has ridden with Merle driving exactly once. No more.

Lucretia- Is there anything Lucretia can’t do? Of course she can drive, and textbook perfectly, too. She prefers podcasts to music while driving. She usually doesn’t drive, though. She’d rather be documenting the scenery/wildlife/cities being driven through while throwing shade at everyone else’s driving.

Barry- everyone thinks Barry would be a good driver. He’s a nerd, and he’s kinda nervous sometimes; surely that translates to knowing and following the rules of the road and practicing safe driving techniques. Barry is even proud to admit that he was the first person from his hometown to get a driver’s license. But the man drives like a maniac. Barold Bluejeans does not fear death and his driving exemplifies that. In cities he’s not too bad, but away from traffic lights? He’s averaging 90 through a 40 mph highway. Has never in his life used a turn signal. Eats/uses his stone of farspeech while driving constantly. For some inscrutable reason, he refuses to turn on the air conditioning, so you have to get by on lowering all the windows. This results in having to shout to whoever you want to have a conversation with in the car. The worst part? He is completely unreceptive to criticism. The only way his driving is tolerable is when its just him and Lup, post lich-ification, because death wasn’t as big of a concern.

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taz summer at the pool au

Lucretia 

Pool Manager

keeps schedule running smoothly and the patrons happy

“No dogs at the pool” (Magnus is immediately halted at the gate with this news. He pouts, but respects the rules of the pool)

There is a sign on the shower wall that says “no dwarven speedos” specifically because of merle

blows pool whistle when necessary. sometimes just for the fun of it

rarely gets into the pool herself, but does love to soak her feet after a long day

Merle

Patron

takes his kids to the pool every weekend

tells them not to run, they ignore him

wears a full body bathing suit to protect other patrons from seeing the kenny chesney tattoo in all it’s glory

fell asleep in a folding chair once, woke up on a small floaty in the deep end of the pool. was not happy about it

wears oversized novelty sunglasses and finger guns at anyone who comments on them

Lup

Lifeguard

Sexy shades and red swimsuit, hell ya

acts nonchalant on duty, but genuinely watches like a hawk for any shenanigans that she herself has not caused

“It’s over anakin, I have the high ground”

Uses the megaphone in any way but what it’s intended for

has had to perform cpr on Barry at least once, after a particular moment it became makeout sesh by the pool, which put off everyone else from swimming for a whole weekend

Taako

Swim instructor

uses the ‘throws small child in the pool’ method

knows every swimming technique imaginable, including the phoon

steals most of the snacks from the storeroom

“sink or swim, bitch”

has taken a nap on the diving board at least twice

wields pool noodles like a weapon

Barry

Sunburnt™

not fond of the pool but is always there when Lup is on duty

Lup knows this, and always asks him if he “enjoys the view”

he does but always gets very flushed about it

asked taako to teach him how to swim in secret. taako obliges

still stays in the shallow end as a precautionary measure

brings spare towels and cool drinks to be helpful

Angus

Pool Boy Detective

can swim perfectly fine, but everyone insists that he wears two floaties, water wings, a life vest, and a snorkel at all times

wears caleb cleveland brand™ swim trunks

solved the case of the missing pool employee snacks (it was taako)

keeps books in a specially vacuum sealed bag so he can read them in the water

Davenport

Assistant Pool Manager

drives golf cart around pool property. said golf cart has a shark fin on top, teeth on front, and a shark tail on the back

keeps inventory stocked and has set up numerous traps to keep Taako out of the snacks (works about 60% of the time)

likes to chill in the pool on less busy days

surprisingly good at the backstroke 

Magnus

Maintenance

Cleans pool on a regular basis. always finds random things that get left behind. one of those things was merle

master of marco polo and king of cannon balls

kids ask him to inflate all of their flotation devices. he obliges

if you unsuspectingly fall asleep on a floaty, he will sneak up behind you and flip you into the water

his preferred swim stroke is literally running from the gate, leaping off the edge, flying over half the length of the pool, and causing such a tidal wave that everyone around gets soaked within a twenty meter radius

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hi happy pride month!!! could i get a fuckin uhhhhhh.... taako riding on magnus’s shoulders, like at a parade or smthn? thank u!!

sorry for the shitty coloring i’m using my caricature color sticks lol

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underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

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iM SCREAMING

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griffin reads a text document of awful things they almost called their podcast

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she has bde (big director energy)

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Police : You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorbike.

Taako : Shit dawg…

Taako :

Taako : Wait, did you say three?

Police : Yes, three?

Lup : Oh my god.

Magnus : MERLE FUCKING FELL OFF-

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[ID: a digital drawing of taako and Magnus from the adventure zone. They are kissing, but most of it is blocked out by taako's hat which a large pale green wizard hat. Taako is a plump elf with brown skin and short, curly, brown hair. Magnus is a human man with tan skin and short auburn hair, he is wearing  glasses, a red bandana, and a brown vest with a white under shirt. The two of them are standing in grassy field during a sunset, which bathes everything in an orange light. End ID]

Warm and cozy

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im irrationally fond of spec’s mouse gnomes (warning for eye strain)