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AU where the Ent wives were indeed living in the Shire, so when Saruman arrived there to make mischief he immediately got his shit wrecked by yet more walking talking trees
#i mean it seems like a great entwife habitat#the hobbits are interesting to watch#but also they're not gonna chop a huge-ass tree#they're gonna give it a name and hang decorations on it#headcanon: the party tree was an entwife#lotr
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Captain Pirate 🏴☠️⚓️
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Are you still active?
ehh, sort of? I peek in at my dashboard every once in a while (as I obviously just did.)
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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes
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Gary Taxali illustration for an article titled “Paving Over the Fossil Record”
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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/
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Katharine Hepburn in a photo shoot from Sylvia Scarlett, by Ernest Bachrach.
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I think this is it guys….. Took me a decade but I finally found the ultimate show for the homoerotic archenemies enjoyers.
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I've been watching so much Leverage lately while in the grippe of a terrible cold and honestly it's been so soothing in this billionaire-bootlicking day and age to watch a show that is so unashamedly fond of just straight up psychologically torturing corrupt rich people. Like remember that episode where they locked a hedge fund manager in a hospital and made him think he had a fatal disease? Every single ep the client is like "I just want him to face legal justice for what he did to my poor daughter/grandpa/pony/etc :(" and the crew is like "Not only will we do that, we will also find out this bastard's hopes, their fears, their deepest darkest dreams and desires, and rip their whole life to shreds right in front of their eyes while they watch and weep in abject dispair. And then we will give you $2 million dollars cash." Fucking legends. Do Elon next
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Frog deer bison and alligator
*Basically anything that isn't a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep.
(Obligatory Note: I'm American and this is based on what's overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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Hogwarts houses are out. Unseen University disciplines are in. Choose your side
Indefinite studies
Recent Runes
Inadvisably Applied Magic
Cruel and Unusual Geography
Post Morthem Communications
Applied Astrology
Approximate Accuracy
Applied Anthropics
Extreme Horticulture
Liberal studies
Illiberal Studies
Morbid Bibliomamcy
Recondite Architecture and Origami Map Folding
Recondite Phenomena
Slood Dynamics
Esoteric Studies
Wooly Thinking
Op you forgot-
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hello! I am new here, what's Nirvana in Fire about?
world’s most ghost-coded man gets a job as a professional schemer in the capital of the liang dynasty as he enacts his elaborate plan for revenge. all his friends and loved ones are like what the fuck! stop treating yourself like you’re just a vengeful ghost!! you’re a real human man and we love you!! and he’s like yeah yeah sure now help me hang this giant anvil over this large red X on the floor, i’d do it myself but my shitty sickly arms would break under the strain
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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