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Get yourself a woman taller than SheRa.

In this house we stan Amazon Pyrrha

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Snaps - WhiteKnight

Weiss: Gah! How hard does taking a good selfie have to be!?

Yang: You okay in there Weiss, everything coming out alright?

Weiss: Go away Xiao-Long, I'm trying to get good lighting!

Yang: What for, you trying to get a good ass-shot for VB or something?

Weiss:...

Yang: Weiss?

The door to the bathroom opens and before Yang could peek in shes quickly pulled in by the Heiress.

Yang: Hey now what's the big- Butt...

Before Yang stood Weiss, still wearing her school top and heels. Although her skirt was missing showing off the Heiress's smooth legs and a rather risque looking pair of light blue string panties that left little to the imagination of what exactly she hid underneath that skirt. Yang even thought she noticed the faintest tuft of white hair peeking above the pantyline.

Yang: Damn Weiss, where the Heck have you been hiding that?

The Heiress at least had the decency to guffaw.

Weiss: I'll have you know that unlike you, I don't flaunt myself about.

Yang: Fair point but I mean honestly, your ass is on par with Blake's!

Weiss huffed.

Weiss: As much as I appreciate the compliment I need your help. Here take a look at what I have so far.

She handed Yang her Scroll with the photo gallery opened, in it were various photos of Weiss in different poses and state of dress. Although Yang did see the progress of when Weiss first started taking to first shot, fully clothed and looking at the mirror unsure, to her current outfit with her butt on top of the counter and towards the mirror.

Yang: Well these all look good enough honestly, but why do you need my help?

Weiss: As much as it annoys me to say it, I believe you have a more critical take on how best to woo the opposite sex.

Yang: Pardon?

Weiss shook her head and sighed.

Weiss: You know how make man horny?

Yang: Oh! Damn right I do!

Weiss: Exactly, so can you give me some advice?

Yang gave a wide grin.

Yang: Well then have no fear, Yang is here!

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Inside of JNPR's room, Jaune and Ren where currently relaxing while Pyrrha and Nora were sparring in the arena.

Ping

The sound of Jaune's Scroll going off from getting a message had broken the comfortable silence.

Ren: A message?

Jaune: Yeah, probably Pyrrha and Nora wanting us to meet them at the cafeteria.

Jaune checked his Scroll and went to the message, seeing that it was from Weiss.

Jaune: Huh, maybe she wants to schedule another study session?

He opened the message and coughed in surprise. Weiss had sent him a picture, but a rather lewd picture that made Jaune stiffen in more ways than one.

The picture was of Weiss holding the scroll above herself and wearing an unbuttoned school shirt, looking at the camera with her tongue poking out just a little. As he kept looking he saw that her skirt was missing entirely and that other hand was pulling the front part of her panties outwards showing the barest hint of her crotch but giving Jaune the answer that she was indeed a natural white.

Before he could respond he received another message from Weiss.

This time it showed her laying down in her bed looking at the camera with a smirk. Although now she was entirely naked save for the pair of panties from the picture previous. Her shapely ass raised up to give a view to him and with a caption just above the open area.

Weiss: Now you send me something my Dork Knight.

Jaune only gulped at the request, he never knew Weiss was able to be kinky, or at least he thought it was kinky. Plus something about seeing the prim and proper Heiress posing in such a way really got his gears going, but there was one problem.

Jaune: Ren?

Ren: Yes Jaune?

Jaune: Can you give me advice on how to talk a nude selfie?

Ren only raised a brow at his leader, and became slightly worried that growing up with Nora had dulled his sense to dealing with the absurd.

Ren: Of course, first remove your shirt-

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Weiss currently sat on her bed in an embarrassed state. Now clad in a bathrobe after taking the last picture, and had been a mix of emotions ever since. First she was proud of sending not one but two pictures to Jaune. This quickly died down to regret in thinking she could've sent something better and finally into worry that Jaune might think if her as a Harlot.

Yang: Yeesh Weiss it's just a nude, not like you asked him plant a baby in you or something.

The response she received was a pillow being thrown at her.

Weiss: You don't get it Yang, what if he thinks I'm too small or what if he thinks my butt is too big? Or or or- Mmhmph!?

She found Yang's hand suddenly covering her mouth.

Yang: Just chillax Weissy, you just gotta have faith is all. Now just take a few breaths and you'll get results.

Weiss stared at Yang and did as told, calming down a bit until she heard the familiar Ping of her Scroll going off. She looked at Yang again, and Yang looked at her.

Weiss: Can you open it for me?

Yang raised a brow at her.

Weiss: Right, this is between me and Jaune now.

She readied herself for whatever response he had given. Opening the message to find two pictures from Jaune and she felt the heat on her face rising from what she saw.

The first picture was of Jaune, stood in front of the mirror without his shirt and flexing. He seemed to be embarrassed if the slight blush was anything to go by but he still stood proudly. Weiss had to admit that Pyrrha's training was doing wonders for his body there was a caption to go with it.

Jaune: I'll do my best to appease you.

She smiled at that, something about that message just clicked something inside if the Heiress. The second image however was far different. Much like her own picture, Jaune was laying in his own bed on his back and scroll facing downwards. He still had his pants on but the belt and zipper was undone and allowed the Arc to pitch a sizeable tent with his white boxers as even the waistband had been lifted ever slightly to give a small glimpse within. Weiss gulped, her first thought being that the size would destroy her, but also that Jaune was a natural blonde all the way. This one also had a caption.

Jaune: Your knight's blade is at the ready your majesty.

So distracted Weiss was that she failed to notice Yang moving up beside her.

Yang: *whistles* Damn VB, you gonna tear Weiss up with that!

Weiss snapped out if her trance and did the only thing she could think of.

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Across the Hall, Jaune was putting his clothes back and adjusting his member when he heard the familiar shrill if the Heiress.

Jaune: Uh, was what I sent her that bad?

At the question, Ren came out if the bathroom when he gave Jaune his privacy.

Ren: Not in the slightest, those poses were rather good for the sudden moment.

Jaune: How can you-

Ren: I did a modeling gig before Beacon started for some cash.

Jaune: But-

Ren: It was for someone who's last name was Adele, can't fully remember. Tell no one by the way.

Jaune: Oh... Okay.

The two were in silence save for the yelling still coming from across the Hall.

Jaune: Hope it wasn't too bad though.

They heard the laughing shout from across the hall.

Yang: He's gonna destroy you with that thing!

Weiss: Won't know until I try it Xiao-Long, now give me back my Scroll!

Ren only looked at Jaune who was blushing now.

Ren: It seems it was good enough Jaune.

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July 8th, 2021

(Hello there, Private here just saying this is my first NSFW-ish type story. Honestly, it's difficult to make male nudes sound attractive since from what I've seen is either measuring with something or stark naked in the mirror. No sense of creativity I tells ya. But the ladies have some more leeway, but only few of them do get creative.

Anyways, thanks for your time and have a great day.)

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Lene by Morry Evans

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You survived another week, congratulations

Now go and celebrate with your friends

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Photography: @manufakturwest

Model: @stjarna_silfur

Make Up: @trixibeck

Armor: mytholon

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Ren: Everybody is always asking what the dog doing, but nobody asks how the dog doing.

Jaune: *walking by* I'm doing fine actually, even got a milkshake.

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when mama arc comes to beacon for a visit

what jaune’s friends see/ hear

what ozpin sees/ hears

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*Ruby walks in on Weiss and Jaune in a romantic embrace before the final assault on Salem’s castle*

Weiss: Oh!

*They separate*

Jaune: Uh, we were just, uh...

Weiss: I...well...I just came to say goodbye, and...well...

Jaune:...uh, I think one of my fingers got tangled in her hair when I was giving her a hug...

Weiss: It might've caused some damage, so I-I asked him to check...

Jaune: Well, you-you know, I didn’t want to mess up her hair, which she worked on for so long...

Weiss: Sooo...

Jaune:...Yeah.

Ruby: I'm really happy for you. Both of you.

Weiss: Thanks...Ruby.

Jaune: A-appreciate it. Guess it helps to have something to come back to.

Weiss: What do you mean "to come back to"? This is just a fling, Arc. I'm using you for your body.~

Jaune: You're so mean...and I'm okay with that.

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"And why do people keep saying that I clearly don't own an air fryer? I mean what kinda person wants to breathe in fried air?"

-Jaune Arc when asked about Chicken Nuggets.

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Barghest is a amazing cook

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Pyrrha: I tried doing a trust fall with Jaune today.

Nora: Is that why Jaune has a neck brace on?

Pyrrha: He decided to fall forward when I was standing behind him.

Nora: Eyes closed and everything?

Pyrrha: Yes.

Nora: So what did he fall on then?

Pyrrha: The floor, he was fine afterwards though.

Nora: But the neck brace?

Pyrrha: Oh. Well I might've felt bad and wanted to apologise to him so I might've let him, you know...

Pyrrha trailed off and blushed a little bit.

Nora: Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: He asked me to sit on his face.

Nora went into a choking laughing fit while Pyrrha blushed greatly.

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-Meanwhile in another room-

Ren:...

Jaune:...

Ren: Nice brace.

Jaune: Thanks, it was a gift from Pyrrha.

Ren: Hmm. Was it worth it then?

Jaune: Very.

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Draw Weiss in a suit, pleeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee

god I miss suit weiss so much

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Thinking about the students at Beacon low key thinking that Ruby and Jaune are related

Like why ELSE is she hanging out with this massive loser? They’ve got so many in-jokes, and act so similar to each other, that they’ve just GOT to be related

Sure they look nothing alike, but if this black haired hot topic kid can be genetically related to the Blonde Bombshell, then why not this sunshine puppy dog kid

To the kids from Signal, it’s basically considered fact, because Jaune looks exACTly like a younger dorkier version of Mr. Xiao-Long. Although it’s difficult to imagine their teacher ever being quite THIS dorky

Yang does nothing to dissuade these rumors, and in fact doubles down on them by calling Jaune “cous” at every given opportunity. Jaune’s oblivious ass, of course, notices nothing

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Jaune walks into the room wearing a new shirt.

Ren: A gift from Neo?

Jaune: Yeah! Honestly, I'm a lucky man to have girl like that fall for a goof like me.

Nora pops into the room.

Nora: Heya Jaune, whatcha wearing?

Jaune stands proudly and let's Nora read what on his shirt.

Nora: "Big Things"? What?

Jaune: Yeah, Neo said it was a couples shirt thing.

Nora: So what did hers say then?

Jaune: "Small Packages". Although when we went out in Vale, some old lady got mad at us for wearing them.

Ren: I see. Jaune, are you familiar with a certain saying involving your shirts?

Jaune: What saying?

Ren: Figured as such, well it goes along the lines of "Big Things come in Small Packages."

Jaune stared at Ren for a bit until a full on blush covered his face.

Jaune: I knew Neo looked way too happy when she gave me the shirt.

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Very happy to have made this commission for @marshenwhale!! The RWBY team as villains were so fucking cool!