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adandytime-blog · 10 years ago
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THE METS ARE GOOD AND YOU SHOULD WATCH THEM
Here are a few funnies I wrote about tonight’s Mets-Orioles competition: 
- Every miss begins with K (9K for Jacob DeGrom tonight!) 
- Jeurys is really FAMILIArizing himself with closing duties, eh??!? (2 K in .2 of an inning tonight)
-Y’all heard the Torres Twins’ new single, “Hold Me Now”? (Holds for Carlos and Alex Torres tonight in relief)
- The Grandy Man made the O’s look like a Confectionary of Dunces with his homer tonight! (OK, I’m done).
#LGM
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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My frog has a serious addiction problem
He's a real croak-head.
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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I can't bear to let that happen.
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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You really milked that one for all it's worth.
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I hope your day is…
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Nope just some "ruff", doggy style sex, that's all.
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Faulty Dog Logic
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Stopped watching Canadian teen dramas lately...got back into MTV's "Teen Wolf".....
.....I guess Degrassi's really greener on the other side.
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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No grout about it.
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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What's another name for a horse stable?
A NAY-BERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Fizz-ical graffiti.
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6. Can knot
A little conversation a day by ilovedoodle
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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What's the lazy, kleptomaniac gardener's favorite thing to engage in?
THYME THEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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This is so clef-er. 
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Nice one, Einstein ;)
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Inspiration through science
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Would someone please get this duck out of my room???!?
IT'S DRIVING ME QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!! 
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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But we loaf puns!
I’d continue with the bread puns, but I’m worried that they’ll get stale.
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Monsoons,
Also known as "skyarrhea".
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adandytime-blog · 11 years ago
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Remember the old saying about having an Apple a day?
....it really keeps the savings account away....
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