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THE METS ARE GOOD AND YOU SHOULD WATCH THEM
Here are a few funnies I wrote about tonight’s Mets-Orioles competition:
- Every miss begins with K (9K for Jacob DeGrom tonight!)
- Jeurys is really FAMILIArizing himself with closing duties, eh??!? (2 K in .2 of an inning tonight)
-Y’all heard the Torres Twins’ new single, “Hold Me Now”? (Holds for Carlos and Alex Torres tonight in relief)
- The Grandy Man made the O’s look like a Confectionary of Dunces with his homer tonight! (OK, I’m done).
#LGM
#mets#new york mets#baseball#mlb#orioles#thompson twins#jokes#funny#haha#lol#lgm#lets go mets#pun#puns#wordplay
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My frog has a serious addiction problem
He's a real croak-head.
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I can't bear to let that happen.

#koala#bear#koala bear#pun#bad pun#bad joke#joke#haha#comedy#humor#picture#animals#animal#animal jokes
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You really milked that one for all it's worth.

I hope your day is…
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Nope just some "ruff", doggy style sex, that's all.

Faulty Dog Logic
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Stopped watching Canadian teen dramas lately...got back into MTV's "Teen Wolf".....
.....I guess Degrassi's really greener on the other side.
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No grout about it.

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What's another name for a horse stable?
A NAY-BERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#joke#pun#bad joke#bad pun#haha#lol#funny#stupid#dumb joke#horse joke#animal joke#writer#writing#wordplay#wit
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Fizz-ical graffiti.

6. Can knot
A little conversation a day by ilovedoodle
#soda#pun#bad pun#bad joke#soda pressing#coke#pepsi#lol#funny#haha#stupid#dumb joke#writer#writing#drawing#draw
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What's the lazy, kleptomaniac gardener's favorite thing to engage in?
THYME THEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is so clef-er.
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Nice one, Einstein ;)

Inspiration through science
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Would someone please get this duck out of my room???!?
IT'S DRIVING ME QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!
#duck#pun#joke#haha#lol#funny#animal#animals#cute animals#bad pun#bad joke#stupid#dumb#humor#comedy#laugh#laughter
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But we loaf puns!
I’d continue with the bread puns, but I’m worried that they’ll get stale.
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Monsoons,
Also known as "skyarrhea".
#joke#diarrhea#poop#poop joke#pun#wordplay#writer#writing#laugh#cry#dumb#stupid#haha#lol#funny#rain#rain jokes#bad pun#bad joke
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Remember the old saying about having an Apple a day?
....it really keeps the savings account away....
#apple#apple computer#ipod#iphone#imac#ibook#macbook#macbook pro#steve jobs#steve blow jobs#joke#bad joke#computer#internet#data plan#lol#funny#haha#clever#wordplay
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