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before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

are you SEXUALIZING that old man?

does that old man TURN you ON?

POST.

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Designing ghouls and giving them piercings is all I need

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rain and a water dew design inspired by a sea angel :]

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I wonder what a corrupt greedy priest with a weekend hobby of cocaine fueled orgies would be doing on a beach vacation with a satanic pope who talks about celebrating the female orgasm and having parking lot orgies at his concerts. And Sister Imperator and Papa Nihil hadn't joined them yet, and Mr Salitarian was pit doing martial arts demonstrations on the beach, so they were alone in the house... Together... Hmmmm, wonder what they were doing.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

FATHER DEFROQUE WAS HERE SINCE CHAPTER 13

@stressghoul @historian-crown @lizzthefrizzzz @caligoaer @riptide-kid @apostatewitch @monkberryghouldelight

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To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

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100% using this in a fanfic. Reblogging so I can find it easier

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

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Real men wear thongs!

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original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

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$8 bay area coffee >

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hey. don't cry. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch. okay?

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Did I accurately summarize their dynamic in vendetta?

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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I think the reason so many autistic people are furries is because we go our entire childhoods being treated more like rabid animals than people.

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reblog bocchi the money for a wealthy new year

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Fucking THIS! This is how I feel every time I go to Starbucks. I have a sensitivity to tannins, and I just like things that taste really sugary, so I always order blonde espresso with a whole bunch of extra whatever flavors syrup the kind of drink I'm ordering comes with. I'm weirdly insecure about my coffee order being annoying to the barista. It's literally just "grande this flavor latte with blonde ristretto shots, tripple, four extra pumps of this flavor syrup, extra whipped cream" but I feel like I'm being the 🎶 I'll have a mocha caramel latte-chino🎶 bitch.

Side note, the lines of that song 🎶 Please put that in a grande cup, but use the same amount of coffee that you'd put into a tall. That way there's about an inch of extra room on top to stir in my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all.🎶 That is a ridiculously long and complicated way to order a drink with room. Like literally all you had to say was grande latte with room, you don’t need a whole story with it.