Rowan / Zak | Prince | 30s Don't know what I'm doing with my life. Feel free to ask me to tag things, I'll be sure to always do it. Otherwise, just say hi, I don't bite. Icon by Morrocoyochuo.
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I can’t stop watching it.
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can i have sex with your creepy clown statue
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came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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page 22
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Ok Tumblr can have my smug werewolf bastard pics too
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page 21
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The Shepherd’s Sword
Chapter 5 - Page 12
Start // Tapas // Webtoon // Patreon
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please reblog after voting so the poll reaches more people
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page 20
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Honestly if you haven’t had your birthday yet this year give it up it’s over
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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i need testosterone so i can grow fuckass 60s style sideburns that everyone hates
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