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Some Technoblade art! (with bonus stuff) I don’t actively watch Dream smp since it’s not my kind of content, but I really enjoy listening to his streams in the background. Good pig lad.

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I had this old drawing, sooo I finished it. Been a LONG time since I properly drew them. (The sketch was done before R800 was made so sorry its old) Buuuttt I still love it :>

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I think it’d be really funny if he also has normal weapons and is armed to the teeth. There 4 knives in each boot, he has 2 swords on his hip. His cape is made to store dozens of knives and arrows.

He gets capture and made to disarm himself and there’s a comedic montage where he keeps pulling out weapons until there’s a large pile on the floor.

Cut to him breaking out, armed to the teeth more than when he entered, wearing significantly less jewelry. All his weapons are made of precious metals and have gems in them showing that they are what his captors thought was just jewelry.

Uhhhh fantasy au techno design where he has enchanted rings that turn into whole weapons on his command. Actually all of his jewelry is just weapons and armor hidden into a pretty jewelry form. On first glance he just looks like he has an expensive fashion taste. He is in fact keeping an armory’s worth of stuff on his person

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It is a glorious day! A Fic Friday. And in keeping with tradition, here’s chapter 4 of Luck of the Draw. No meme this time but new chapter wooooooo!!!

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If I had a key logger on my fics 80% of it would be me rewriting sentences over and over again until I’m happy with them

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Techno brings it up to Wilbur and Tommy as kind of a “lol Phil can’t read” thing and they tell him that it’s not that Phil can’t read. It’s that he’s shit with time even when he tries not to be.

Like he tries SO hard to remember their birthdays. Phil himself doesn’t celebrate his, he is old, and after a while a birthday every year feels like a lot. Techno doesn’t know his and therefore doesn’t celebrate so he never realized just how bad Phil was with time.

But he’s VERY bad. No matter how early you tell him. You could tell him 6 months before that it’s in a week and Phil will still show up a month late with a really great present thinking he’s there the day of or at most a few days late.

Hey so remember how Phil left Techno in Pandora’s Vault for 3 months and not 3 days?

I think it’s funny if he genuinly thought 3 days had passed. Philza Minecraft is old as fuck and that makes him REAL bad at telling the time. Sure the sun goes up and down but that’s become more of a slight inconvenience then anything. It’s like forgetting to eat breakfast for him where it’s like “did the sun set and risen or is it the same day?”

No amount of clocks and calendars can help him. He can’t use the moon cycle because he forgets when he last saw it, or he remembers but it’s been so long a few days could’ve passed, a few months or even a few years.

So when Techno’s book said to get him after three DAYS Phil brought Techno back in what he thought was three days.

Lo and behold he was off, by a LOT. And Techno’s not pleased. Especially when Phil’s excuse is basically “lol oops?”

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Hey so remember how Phil left Techno in Pandora’s Vault for 3 months and not 3 days?

I think it’s funny if he genuinly thought 3 days had passed. Philza Minecraft is old as fuck and that makes him REAL bad at telling the time. Sure the sun goes up and down but that’s become more of a slight inconvenience then anything. It’s like forgetting to eat breakfast for him where it’s like “did the sun set and risen or is it the same day?”

No amount of clocks and calendars can help him. He can’t use the moon cycle because he forgets when he last saw it, or he remembers but it’s been so long a few days could’ve passed, a few months or even a few years.

So when Techno’s book said to get him after three DAYS Phil brought Techno back in what he thought was three days.

Lo and behold he was off, by a LOT. And Techno’s not pleased. Especially when Phil’s excuse is basically “lol oops?”

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Bunnyblade's 5-Step Plan to World Dominance

(Ok ok first as a biologist I must do my due diligence to be like, there’s actually lots of rules regarding animal experimentation and their quality of life, animal testing greatly increases the safety of BOTH humans and the environment, etc etc IACUC is extensive and thought out. However. Whump :)

Tw: referenced animal abuse, trauma, blood

Lab Bunnyblade. Blood red eyes and sleek white fur that covers up his many scars. He’s level E under the USDA Pain and Distress category. No anesthesia, no rest. Little bun who always bites when he shouldn’t and kicks at scientists and doesn’t know anything but glass and iron and white and fear.

In his immense wisdom and many years of bunny experience (he is TWO (2) whole years), Bunnyblade resolves to topple the United States Government on the grounds of unethical treatment of its citizens (born on US soil! He should get rights!). But the only obstacle between him and the country descending into anarchy is escaping the lab.

As 2 in bunny years is well over 16 in human years, it’s probably not illegal for him to drive. What? Of course he knows how to drive. Bunnyblade only doesn’t know how to break, because he’s shoved a brick on the accelerator and his widdle legs can’t reach that far. He CAN use the turn signal. He doesn’t because he’s an anarchist.

So of course the greatest evil mastermind of the 21st century escapes the lab! Determined bun. Strong bun. But alone bun. All in the cold with no idea how survival works. Bunnyblade is well familiar with human lifestyles due to deciphering human languages and that one time he stole a phone and discovered the internet (with unlimited access for an entire night! THOSE FOOLS! Those moronic scientists scarcely comprehend the monster they’ve made!). But human society turns out to be very discriminatory towards rabbits with no income, and Bunnyblade is at the mercy of the elements.

Cue Philza finding what’s obviously someone’s pet trying to eat plastic turf grass. Cue him frantically chasing down a frightened bun across the neighbor hood so he can return it. (Blast! They’ve hired goons to catch him!) Except- what the hell, this rabbit seems to be evading him no matter what. And Phil starts getting tricky with trying to corner it, but it never seems to work. But in yet another desperate bid to outrun the determined little bun, he smacks into a small child, smelling his ice cream cone. After Tommy is done cursing the stranger to hell and back, he decides he’ll show up Phil by catching the rabbit cause he’s faster and smarter and handsomer!

And then stranger Kristin sees Phil making an absolute dorky fool of himself trying to save a frightened bunny and immediately thinks oh I can’t Not wife him she should help. So now they’re flirting in between absurdly elaborate schemes to trap the bun.

More and more goons are after Bunnyblade! This is TERRIBLE! They must know his secret plans to overthrow the government! It gets up to like 20 different people chasing him around the park. His heart is racing as fast as a rab- erm- okay immediately after he takes over the government he’ll rewrite all English idioms to be more rabbit inclusive, but until then- his heart is beating so fast it hurts, throbbing in painful desperation as more and more humans hunt him down in roaming packs. There’s so many he can’t ever stop running, knowing the second he’s caught he’ll be dragged back to the lab. It'll be so much harder to escape next time, maybe impossible. Never to see the outside world again. No warm sun tousling through his white fur. No soft grass beneath his feet, healing the lines scored into toe beans by wire cage floors. No. Bunnyblade can’t go back to the lab.

So he runs. And runs. Little body aching, unused to to wide open spaces but so desperate to become used to freedom.

Philza keeps being this close to capturing the bun. Mere whiskers off! Everyone is getting more and more invested in helping, feels like half the town is chipping in. There’s multiple teams competing for who captures him first. Philza isn’t sure how, but he’s somehow become the leader, coordinating groups and strategies since somehow the rabbit manages to get capture efforts tangled up in each other to thwart both teams. Tommy insists he’s in charge, though, and to appease the twerp a little Philza says the bunny’s name is ‘Technoblade’ when asked by the news crew. Tommy came up with it off of some kids show, seems to think it’s the raddest name ever.

The joke keeps getting tossed around that this is the reincarnation of Bugs Bunny, that this is a were-rabbit and they transform midday. But for the most part Philza really does this think is a normal, albeit insanely fast and lucky, rabbit. Until when he’s right on the bun’s tail, hurling himself at them in a desperate bid to finally catch them-

Concussion. Right. P-probably just a concussion haha! And after 20 million schemes 6 trips to the ER and enough carrots* to feed a small country, (*carrot thing is a myth but Phil is dumb he don’t know that),

...they catch Technoblade. Philza is cradling the bunny to his chest and -oh, oh he’s so small and soft. Could probably be held in one hand were he not thrashing so much. Philza pants in exhaustion, grinning triumphantly. Around him everyone erupts in the quietest cheers imaginable.

Technoblade is shaking badly. His fluttering heart never seems to calm even as Philza gently strokes them. His struggles are weak, poor thing worn out from fending off dozens of persistence predators. But he's safe now.

And elsewhere, a click of a spacebar on the live news story. The screen zooms in on a blurry glimpse of the escaped lab subjected. His large, terrified red eyes that almost seem to glow.

A long, long sigh, and a latex-gloved hand picks up a phone. “We found it. But it purposefully got as many eyes on it as possible.”

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Vampire Phil vs Extreme Introvert Techno. Cue series of hijinks where techno is immune to vampires bc awkward nerd. Phil has hospitality rules and can’t break in so at first he just tries to ambush. Only. Techno never leaves. Like ever. Hmm next plan. Phil trying to find a way to get invited into technos house. Except uh oh he’s too nervous to ever answer the doorbell. Can’t thrall while techno avoids eye contact. No charms cause aroace. Doesn’t take phone calls. It’s INFURIATING. Phil trying at Halloween bc surely techno will at least answer the doorbell. Techno slides candy through the mail slot. BUT he complimented Phil’s costume so that’s progress!

okay so the only time techno ever really leaves his house is to take floof on walks. Except floof is actually a werewolf Tommy and it’s ON SIGHT when he smells Phil so that doesn’t work either. were Tommy is basically an emotional support animal that makes sure techno is semi functional and not utterly vitamin d deficient. Barks when it’s time to take meds stuff like that. He’s very talented like that.

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MUMBO?!?!?!?

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my favorite Tommy art i’ve done as of yet

31. May 2025

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Then of course there's the cute part when Tommy runs off to Techno's in the arctic and he makes himself a basement and hee's happy, he can hear Techno walking around upstairs and finally the terror of being alone is gone.

And as soon as Techno finds him Tommy glues himself to Techno’s side. If he can’t hear or see Techno he panics after a few minutes. Which is really inconvenient for Techno because all he sees is Tommy being very clingly and he didn’t see exile.

Like, he’d assumed that people were exagerating when they talked about how Tommy and Tubbo were always together. But now he’s here on the server and all of Tommy’s clinginess is focused on him? He knows for a fact that everyone’s been understating how clingy he is.

It’s got fun implications for the festival too. Like, Tommy goes with Techno because he’d rather do that then be left alone for a few hours.

Lots of fluff and angst potential with this.

Ooh I got a sad exile arc au for you all.

So there’s this thing called autophobia or monophobia, take your pick, which is the fear of being alone.

So au where Tommy has that and get plopped in exile. And he absolutely can’t stand being left alone. Dream figures it out quickly from how Tommy perks up when he realizes he’s there and how Tommy always tries to get Dream to stay longer.

Even when Tommy’s being argumentative there’s always the desperation for Dream to stay just a little longer. So he does, sometime, he blows up Tommy’s stuff and makes absolutely sure that no one else visits Tommy so that Tommy has to accept Dream’s treatment if he doesn’t want to be alone.

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Kpop demon hunters au because I said so!!!

Except I can’t decide who should be who. I’m thinking we have Techno, Phil and Wilbur as one group. Then Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo for the other.

Because we could have Tommy as Jinu with Tubbo and Ranboo being the other saja boys. Techno could be Rumi but instead of patterns he’s got voices. (And long ass hair in a braid).

BUT it could also be bench trio huntrix with Ranboo as Rumi and Wilbur as Jinu.

Like, it almost works too well if you get what I mean.

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No thoughts just superhero!Phil becoming a supervillain and then breaking into the hero HQ by. Using the same passcodes he had as a hero. He’s laughing into Techno’s earpiece like “they do NOT change the passwords around here good GOD” and Techno’s acting as lookout from a distance like “phil can you lock the fuck in”

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also, just, prayer circle for mumbo to actually be in the life series (i might just riot if he's not around for the first actually watching as it happens series for me) 🕯️✨🙏✨🕯️✨🙏🕯️

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It's a very special Fic Friday today, not only is Luck of the Draw chapter 3 out, but I've lovingly crafted a meme for chapter 3

And! Because I'm awesome there's a blank version under the cut

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oooohhhh love the feeling of finishing up a chapter.

New Chapter of Luck of the Draw will be coming on Friday, unless I forget, like I did last week.

But this is a really good chapter, and I have a super secret surprise for it too