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if you spend 9 months in the wom and then you are borned why aren’t u considered 9 months old

what even are corners, are they just dents in the wall or do they actually mean something  and why r spiders drawn to them? They’re always in a corner.

We are all spiders that forgot our life gal, and if we’re spiders if I bite myself, I would die

bad news

blood

What if the posin is just in our teeth the size of spiders and only senators know    I MEAN DENTISTS. What if in the night we leak venom and it becomes spiders and they crawl around our rooms and stuff .

watttttt if air is the poisinsisosis but it takes 80 years to kill us, is that why i can’t breath in gym class. is gym class making us die faster? THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO KILL OFFF THE WEAK ONES.

I dont know whether to say f the american school system or sign me the f u d g e up.

Why are humans naturally scared of falling? Like wat happened?

did we just fall out of our mothers who ha and that feared us so we just stay away from falling and cant give up Either that or when luci gave them the apple or whatever he wanted to get back at god for making him fall from heaven, so he makes us scared of falling cuz it hurts his feelings #sensitivesatan

but what about the people that dont believe in that crap.

Satan will always be in their hearts

butttttt with the parellel universe theory we could just fall all the time or bE SPIDERS THAT GO INTO CORNERS OR BE THE C O R N E R S                    T H E M S E L V E S                                                                                               stranger things season 2, 11 is just a corner, the monster just turned into a spider and just noms on everyone else who are just spiders

wat abooouuuut kristlermas lights and annnooooooyyyy my neighbors with how BRIGHT i am 

no wait, i wanna be a pebble, i can be smol and grey and have a young child name me rocky probs 

Wat if wee just end up a crappy lava lamp at a thrift shop

I DONT WANNA BE A CRAPPPPPYYY LAVA LAMP THEYLL PROBABLY HAVE SPIDERS IN THEM

wait does that mean the cast of stranger things is inside me? is that sex               At least i would be science but o wanna be h I st pry but like not a booooooring old boook that no one cares about 

my desire to trash my rooooooom is tooooooo much the only thing i like about it is that me scentsy mustache looks like a subway                                                    sunrise 

dont hug lamps kids, it burns 

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If you are important you are gay, no questions asked okay we know this stuff.

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If you are of the male gender you need to say 'no homo' once every 2 minutes or else people will think you are gay. Trust me, it's 100% truth