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There is no such thing as a cognitohazard.
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This is a slumber so deep only true love’s kiss can wake him
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santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.
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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.
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#not to mention basically every domestic terrorist from the past 30 years- yes including the fucking unibomber- were NEVER charged-#with terrorism despite the fact what they did classified as terrorism. hell.#even school shooters aren't classified as terrorists if they're caught and tried.#my take away; you're only a terrorist if you did damage to some corporation and or come from immigrant heritage according to our-#illiterate justice system.#SORRY I had a conversation about this last night and. yeah. it's fresh on the mind.#anyways sorry for just sorta. dumpster this into tags. I'm not really qualified at all to talk about this but god DAMN this is awful.#I hope they have to throw out both cases- state and federal (apparently using your phone is a federal offense now! welcome to hell!!)
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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
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it's delicious...
they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...
but everyone, i swear, has a different name...
this is the greatest bread debate of all time...
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They fucking killed a gnome in my yard
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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me every time i log onto tumblr dot com
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