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W I P ✨🌸

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I’m sorry I do not believe in homewrecking or girl code in that sense or whatever. Relationships are a choice not an obligation, love is a feeling you have for someone that means you choose them every day no matter what other temptation there may be. If that’s ur true love that choice is easy and those who say otherwise I’m sorry but I just don’t believe you’ve found your person. You shouldn’t stay with someone because you made a commitment once upon a time you should be with someone who every day reminds you why you chose them and makes you feel like you won the jackpot. It’s not the stuff of fairytales, compatibility science is real. You will find the person that compliments you perfectly. It’s okay to admit you made a mistake when you meet someone else you feel more connected to and it shouldn’t be so stigmatised to leave someone for someone else bc why tf would u stay with someone when you’d rather be with someone else. I wouldn’t want someone to stay with me if they loved someone else more and if I did I would be a weird possessive controlling person!

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My irl friend recently told me that when we met they were intimidated by me bc they thought I was too cool for them and out of their league. I literally run a fandom tumblr and write fanfics at the big age of 22 what do u mean

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I’m going on holiday for 2 weeks where I won’t have much internet I’m gonna be so overwhelmed with the smosh content when I’m back they’re putting out their best stuff atm

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Suddenly I’m attracted to Trevor

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I think there’s a gas leak in the office today that pit video and now this karaoke live literally have me howling

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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading

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Elphaba during I’m not that girl:

Yeah I mean ofc fiyero doesn’t want me when galinda exists like she’s literally perfect like literally the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my life like I bet her lips are so soft and her skin is so soft and the way she smells like vanilla and smiles like the sun like I literally want to finger her and that’s why fiyero doesn’t want me :((

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The way that Dennis and Dee are so similar and yet have nearly complete opposite personality types is so interesting and important to the fabric of the show no one else is an mbti/psychology buff like me so u probably don’t care but I’m gonna talk about it anyway. So Dennis is an ENTJ (if you break that down in the most basic of ways that’s extroverted, intuitive, thinking, judging but it’s actually a lot more complicated than that and I’m not going to go into it rn but u get the general gist) and Dee is an ESFP (Extroverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving) now in compatibility terms just with how you get along with the people in your life, the best matches are people with opposite first and last letters but the same middle two letters or opposite all letters but the same second letter so based on this Dennis and Dee couldn’t be more opposite unless one of them was an introverted type right so in theory they should clash in every way but here is when it’s nature vs nurture because they have so many of the same characteristics it seems impossible for their types to be so different and yet they are. Because your personality type is made up of your brain functions right and you can be one type while still having an overactive certain function that doesn’t technically align with your type so the way Dennis and Dee have influenced each other despite being such different types is very interesting in the whole outline of their psychology. Another interesting point is that Dennis and charlie are the only intuitive types in the group (ENTJ & ENFP) and also a pairing that seems to understand each other, charlie is certainly the person Dennis has the most compassion for and I find this super interesting because intuitive types generally don’t feel understood by sensor types and vice versa also since Dennis is an ENTJ and therefore the rarest type this also adds to the feeling of no one in the group truly understanding him and it’s bizarre bc I mean Dennis and Dee are twins they grew up together and tho Dee understands Dennis better than anyone else does there is still a rift between them where she is bad at intuitively feeling what’s going on with him at any given time possibly because she’s a sensor and that’s not naturally how she’s wired. Dennis on the other hand understands the gang intuitively to the point where it’s boring for him because they never surprise him - a reason why the RPG moment was so special and soft because he truly hadn’t been expecting it. This is what Dennis craves and values in the people around him - being able to surprise him. Being an INFJ myself (an equally intuitive type) I feel much the same way and also relate to him in the way that all my friends at school were sensors so though I enjoyed their company I never really felt like anyone truly understood me. I think that can be so frustrating for Dennis in regards to Dee sometimes too because she’s supposed to be his other half and he can read her so well yet she keeps missing the mark with his needs. It was interesting that in DTAMHD the Dee in his fantasy was on his side, knew how he’d react to something the gang did and actively tried to stop them from upsetting him because that’s what he wishes he had from her in reality. I don’t even really know what point I’m trying to make here these are just some thoughts and me finding a way to bring my two special interests together lol. Also just an extra little note Dee and macs types are very similar (ESFP & ESFJ) and yet they can’t stand each other which I find quite funny because as we know the gang is always offended by any kind of mirror so the fact Dee and Mac are so similar is also probably the reason they hate each other so much.

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Can’t believe I have to wait a year for Cynthia and Jonathan’s rendition of as long as you’re mine

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The thing is there is literally no straight explanation for “what is this feeling” because the whole point of the song is having strong emotions towards someone the first time you meet them that confuse you so you decide it’s hate since that’s simple and easy to rationalise. When does that ever happen platonically lol that song is literally about them being attracted to each other and not wanting to be.

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Some uhh interesting stuff in the latest smosh mouth

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i hate this family

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The funniest part about Ethel cain fans being really fucking annoying is that Hayden herself listens to Sabrina carpenter like I literally got abuse shouted at me in a live because I said a Chelsea Wolfe song she played had Lana vibes. Bearing in mind I’ve been a Lana Stan for the past 10 years so like back when she was still kinda niche before the TikTok exposure not that it should even matter and this girl told me to kill myself bc I said it had a similar sound erm bc it did… (I’m also a fan of Chelsea) like girly she’s not gonna pick u bc u shit on popular music true musicians like ALL genres and aren’t weird and gatekeepy about it.

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Leave your recommendations below! 🏠🌪🙅‍♀️

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pink goes good with green ‧₊˚ ⋅*

goes well with green.

+another sketch bc i love them