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The Shayne butt bit literally had me rolling that is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life

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I do wholeheartedly believe Jeremy Carver is a sick sick freak. I like Supernatural Seasons 8-11 but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his decrepit apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his seasons and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Misha Collins pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Misha?" and then the following day Misha Collins will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Jeremy look at this," and Jeremy will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Misha Collins. and the next time Jeremy is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Misha Collins will accidentally get lost on his way to the bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Kathryn Newton or Mark Sheppard to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Jeremy looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Misha," and Misha Collins will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Jeremy will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Misha Collins will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the haunted haunted street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Misha Collins's cheeks but he can't say a word and Jeremy, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Misha Collins will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Jeremy Carver will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Misha Collins's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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God has cursed me to meet the woman of my dreams but she replies to me once a week

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Macden this charden that - the REAL sunny OTP is Fartemis

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I want her I want her I am going insane

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Harrione lowkey goated but u guys aren’t ready for that conversation

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Trash twins would be at least 50% less dysfunctional if Dennis was the girl twin and Dee was the boy twin

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Bruh I was telling a group of new classmates about a guy I’m friends with that keeps trying to get with me and I went “idk how many times I can say I’m a lesbian before he gets the picture” and everyone just laughed and a few of the girls were like haha yeah I’ve used that line.

Erm. I AM a lesbian 💀🧍🏼‍♀️

This is the first time since I was a teenager that people haven’t assumed I’m gay and I’m very confused I have pink hair and everything I wear is also pink like idk I feel like it’s giving gay.

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If u don’t cry every single time you see the “that’s my son that’s my boy” scene u should be medically qualified as a psychopath I think

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So embarrassing for Tom to get beaten by a baby and then beaten again by that same baby as a 14 year old and continue to get beaten by that TEENAGER until he eventually completely defeats him when he’s only 18 lmao

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I forgot how funny Voldemort is

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Everyone always talks about how sassy book Harry is compared to film Harry but I think Daniel nailed it like he’s sooo sassy with it what do u mean

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Snape shielding those kids he fucking hates from Remus as a werewolf without a second thought I can’t 💔💔💔

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When do we start getting season 17 sneak peeks plsss🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Give yourself a moment of honor for surviving something that killed a part of you.

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It's FAKE:

AI kissing feature got some interesting view points