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They always say to ‘write the book you want to read’ but they never told me it’s because I’d have to reread it 2949492 times

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FLASH BANG JOEY

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Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

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Pangur can't see well in sunlight, but she still likes to hang out in the catio and squint at birds

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Why do you hate elves so much

when did I say that? Point to where I said that

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this is the smallest animal on earth

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I feel like this should be further simplified.

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it's Belphie's first autumn!

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

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Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

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Like clockwork

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i just saw the funniest most completely baseless map of anything i've ever seen in my entire life

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how did they know

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I take one sensible edible on a thursday night and the grubhub doordash (sorry) Sheetz menu starts looking like that one bit from Annihilation (the book) (have not read it) (but I know about it)

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our yimpy