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maybe someone made waffle cones

huh. my entire apartment building smells like waffle cones

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putting my gamersupps in a spray bottle so I can pretend I'm being sprayed with a hose

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man i had the BEST dream last night (political assassination), so u can imagine my soul-crushing disappointment upon waking

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ooooo

SEE YALL THEN IF YALL COULD HYPE THIS UP THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AS WE ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN SURPRISES 👀👀

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huh

Update: Dreams show was incredible. halfway through his speech he pulled out an assault rifle and started mowing down 2/4th of the crowd before he stopped to go on a tangent for the rest of the show about how p*rnhub shouldn't be banned in Florida.

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THAT LAST ONE IS SO FUCKED HOLY CRAP

i have a headcanon that whenever a player loses their final life, their corpse's pupils turn into their placement. example: when Mumbo dies in Wild Life, his eyes don't show pupils, only the number 18. then Skizz's say 17, Martyn's 16, etc until Grian's say 02 and Joel's say 01.

Scar in Secret Life buried every body that he could salvage once he won. he placed each one into carefully-dug graves one by one, looking everywhere but their eyes. he desperately didn't want to remember them only by their numbers, have that be the last thing he sees of them.

Grian in Third Life, as he's on top of Scar punching him until he's unrecognisable between the blood and sand, watching as those eyes go from dazed and foggy to 02. in his heart, that number should be 01.

Martyn gets 07 tattooed on him in Last Life, after the events of Third Life. he wants to honour his Lord's achievements.

Impulse has obsessively kept track of every single number that has appeared in his eyes: 05, 05, 02, 07. it mocks him. one day, he will get that 01 in his eyes, if it's the last thing he ever does.

Tango can't go to Skizz's funeral services each season. he tried to go once, in Limited Life, but he couldn't stop thinking about how high that number is. he doesn't want to see his friend in that way.

Jimmy jokingly gets called a teenager, because that's where he always is: in the teens.

Grian in Wild Life desperately searches for parts of Mumbo's body after his death. all he finds is a pair of eyes that say 18.

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why is this relavent again but for a different minecraft man 😭

before and after a brief explanation

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like werewolves?

dog whisperer but for spooky supernatural entities

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Every day i wake up and I say 'i'm not going to kill myself' and i usually mean it

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please make him do it faster i am so tired dude

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

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WHEN will minecraft youtubers start addressing SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS in a PROFFESIONAL MANNER when talking to their VERY LARGE and VERY IMPRESSIONABLE communities

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hysterically funny drawing, good job

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oh happy birthday!

tumblr entertain me

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soooooooooo.... Have you?

Have you ever played hollow knight? Very good game but lots of death

Day 1 glazer

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fair

Hypothetical: If you had the ability to burn down any building into a tiny pile of ash without any punishment at all, what would your non-political answer be?

The Earth is a building that houses people. in a way.

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I think it should be said more

gaining followers pretty fast and that should not be happening i think. tumblr have some restraint. youre embarassing us

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pspspspsps post it pspspspsps

dude why i was insane when i was 12 ….mw when i write 8k of cabinet duo that is so painful and sad and it’s about fucking dream smp. creativity manifests in strange ways

like

ok 6th grader ….dont u have choir class on zoom to attend