6-piece-chicken-mcnobody
A Loser's Inner Monologue
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Twenty-five year old caucasian living in the United States. This is my web diary of sorts.
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piplup grain entrapment
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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"
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Happy Halloween everybody!
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this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving
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this too is yuri
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Red Sphere of Falseness.
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How many of them are sitting at the bottom of the ocean?
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again and again and again
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I'm up to the "I dunno maybe children working 13 hour shifts is bad, guys" part of Capital and it feels important to inform people that haven't read it yet that capitalists in the 19th century were not by any means wringing their hands and twirling their mustaches about employing children to squeeze out profits, they were hiring "experts" to write newspaper articles for them, explaining how "well, the socialists have these big demands about an 8-hour work day, and taking Saturdays off, but it's actually just so complicated, it's too complicated for most people to understand, we just NEED to hire children for night shifts because the stamina of their strong, youthful bodies is the only way we can survive as a business! It's science, you see. Economics doesn't work like that, just ask our economics professors at Oxford. You CAN'T turn a profit only working people 8 hours! Trust the experts, they know. It's just so complicated..."
That exact infuriating cadence that you read in New York Times articles, in the Atlantic Monthly, in the WaPo and all the other bourgeois rags where "everything is so complicated, and it's actually a lot more complicated than you think.." that has been around since the beginning. It is nothing new. So the next time you see some op-ed from Matt Yglesias or any of those other guys huffing their own farts about how "complicated" everything is, and how "unrealistic" a 30-hour work week is, remember that Marx was dealing with that exact class of "intellectuals" "explaining" how working 13 hours at age 10 was "vital" to the "moral fibre" of those poor kids.
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6-piece-chicken-mcnobody · 2 days ago
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Save Mohammed ..
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6-piece-chicken-mcnobody · 2 days ago
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Dunno if you heard, but Kenny dropped again
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!
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6-piece-chicken-mcnobody · 3 days ago
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Natural druzy Amethyst crystals with Haematite Inclusions Locality: Boekenhouthoek, Mkobola, Mpumalanga, South Africa
Collection: Macro_crystals
Photo: Matthew Parshchikov
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6-piece-chicken-mcnobody · 3 days ago
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what i imagine genius.com is like right now
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god bless petty Wikipedia vandals
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6-piece-chicken-mcnobody · 4 days ago
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have you guys watched the scene from the Beatboxing Puppy movie that happens immediately after the Beatboxing Puppy shows up. it's pretty great
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