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my penis image collection

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thank u @dreamdripdistance for making possible the funniest iteration of post-top surgery pics (it's a temporary tattoo)

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im definitely buying crabs cause this seems hilarious and i dont want another site to abandon me

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

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sometimes that song is making your mind up by bucks fizz, with the 1981 eurovision video where they do the weird little dance and sometimes (most times) im not actually healing but just "rhythymically" shaking and convulsing my entire body while trying to convince myself that im dancing

sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire week to truly heal

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If you come in you don’t have to come out

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Abdominal Pain Grid

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Me and my demons

Artists is nho eskape

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i love old paintings of modern things its one of my favorite things

‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)

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5 posts!

reblogs count as posts???? this is so easy

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just like me fr

I love myself looking sexy for the sheer pleasure of it

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first time reblogging a post im so cool

Asexuals for some reason have the ultimate rizz despite us experiencing no sexual attraction. Like I don’t know what it is or how it works but it’s just how it is and if I guess this is a burden I will just have to bare.

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hello tumblr, happy second week of may!!

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ive noticed that people comment very little here. ive seen posts with thousands of notes but not a single comment, feel like im breaking some secret etiquette. or tumblr could just be the most unsocial media

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hello im Strawbuck i got a tumblr now