5trawbuck
Strawbuck
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hello im Strawbuck im a new person that is now here refer to me however you want please refer to me i need to talk to people or just watch them talk to me and not respond all pronouns are good you cant mess this up. thnx
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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my penis image collection
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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thank u @dreamdripdistance for making possible the funniest iteration of post-top surgery pics (it's a temporary tattoo)
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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im definitely buying crabs cause this seems hilarious and i dont want another site to abandon me
Crab Day!!!
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Where:
Here on Tumblr!!
What:
Buy crabs!
Why:
As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...
How:
There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!
When:
July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!
Who:
Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!
Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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sometimes that song is making your mind up by bucks fizz, with the 1981 eurovision video where they do the weird little dance and sometimes (most times) im not actually healing but just "rhythymically" shaking and convulsing my entire body while trying to convince myself that im dancing
sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire week to truly heal
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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If you come in you don’t have to come out
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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Abdominal Pain Grid
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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Me and my demons
Artists is nho eskape
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5trawbuck · 1 year ago
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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i love old paintings of modern things its one of my favorite things
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‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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5 posts!
reblogs count as posts???? this is so easy
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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just like me fr
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I love myself looking sexy for the sheer pleasure of it
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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first time reblogging a post im so cool
Asexuals for some reason have the ultimate rizz despite us experiencing no sexual attraction. Like I don’t know what it is or how it works but it’s just how it is and if I guess this is a burden I will just have to bare.
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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hello tumblr, happy second week of may!!
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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ive noticed that people comment very little here. ive seen posts with thousands of notes but not a single comment, feel like im breaking some secret etiquette. or tumblr could just be the most unsocial media
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5trawbuck · 2 years ago
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hello im Strawbuck i got a tumblr now
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