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welcomed distraction
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an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
#I saw this so long ago on Pinterest before I had tumblr#And i forgot it existed#IT’S BEEN BROUGHT BACKKKKK#YAYYY EGG LEGG
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Some funny little rules about the clown curse our hero is under:
-he can’t talk, only laugh
-he’s stuck smiling no matter how hard he tries
-any piece of clothing he puts on changes into a piece of a clown costume to stay on theme
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Put in the tags please if you answered yes lets have fun with this
For example my childhood dog was named Cher after the singer and yes she had a brother named Sunny
#Idk if it counts but i had a chicken named Big Chungus#And two chickens one was black one was white- and I named them Ran and Boo#Does that count????? Lol
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woooo! It’s a thing!! And that’s great!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO-
Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
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Tag two blokes who do fuck all
#Good omens#they !!! Theym !!!!!#*inhales* WAHOOOOO#Look at they. Angel an’ demon being friends#they are besties your honor#*to the tune of Two Trucks* two occult/ethereal beings being friends-
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@keeps-ache
i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day
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#Dragon.#one of us! one of us!#we can do weird dragon things :>#Like clawing at doors that someone shuts#Lol
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>:3 poll time
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#GO INTO THE SOUP#I CANT#BDBXBSPALMWVD#LMFAOOOOO#LIIIIIINK NOOOOOOOO#THE TWUNK. HE DROWNED#NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#Im looking specifically at one of my characters#*cough* aster *cough*#He’s just there being a slüt and vibing w/ it so xbzjsa avazhs#On the OTHER hand im looking at all my poor bisexuals like “have some coffee! eat a moon pie! stop murdering people!”#Nxbxbbzb anyway
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i promise not to sh today. I will put on gloves so i stop biting my fingers. :> Fank you whiteboard person :>>
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