#Awwww i love himmmm

[colourstreakgryffin]

this is inspired by one of your reqs from the other day. can you do Tanjiro x a female reader who has a lot of nervous tics? Like, for example, nail picking, picking at the skin around the nails, picking at her eyelashes, heavily blinking, playing with her fingers, etc. I do all of these, you don’t have to include all of these if you don’t want to. don’t worry, there’s no rush, you don’t have to do this since you already did one similar to this:)🍓🍓🍓

Awwww! Do I smell Tanjiro comfort? My beautiful angel, I love himmmm! I’m so excited now!

Kamado Tanjiro

He knew he was asking a somewhat unreasonable request from you, and he knows you aren’t trying to injure yourself. It’s just a habit you can’t control but he needed to try the best he can

Tanjiro is very worried about you, everytime he sees you pick your skin/nails/eyelashes. His heart cracks everytime you are forced to submit to these desires. What can he do to help you?

Tanjiro wants to take care of you and make sure you’ll always be okay. His heart cracks everytime he catches you doing it, he doesn’t know what else he can do unless he has to get physical and force you

He asks you if there is anything he can do to replace your desires to pick at your body with picking something else. He wants to keep you healthy and okay but he doesn’t want to break your spirits or try blame you. There has to be something he can do?

Tanjiro, however, does not have as big of a caring issue with the heavy blinking nor playing with fingers then he does with the picking. Neither of those habits can hurt you and he actually finds them kinda cute

Tanjiro is just a caring boyfriend. He does his best to understand your habits and he won’t ever push you into blaming yourself for them or breaking your heart, but he will jump in and try protect you from those habits if they are harmful. He’ll do everything he can to fix them so you don’t suffer later in life

“Love. Wait, doesn’t all that picking hurt? I don’t want to say I hope it does but I really… want you to stop. I know you can’t control it but you’re hurting yourself, my angel. My cherry bundle, you’re everything to me”

[dangermousie]

I had time to restart my rewatch of Empress Ki and what do you know? One of my all time fave sequences, a powerless emperor and hunted by everyone fighter love of his life, does it get better? No, it doesn't!

But also awwww, at her still trying to keep him out of it:

It does not work.

Of course she says she's fine, she'd say it if her leg got cut off but what makes me feral is his taking his royal headband and tying it around her wound...

This is literally my favorite sequence in the ENTIRE drama!

Cool under pressure, is baby emperor!

It's so continuous how powerless he is, because he is asked to provide explanations as to why he's freaking bathing. That's insane. I love his hauteur serving him well.

AAAAA!!! This is my favorite moment in the whole drama - TH diving into the pool (in front of general evil, to boot) to give some air to SN via kissing the utter amazing insane gloriousness!

I love himmmm, cool under pressure.

But the moment the general leaves, he loses it. MMMMMMMMM!!!

Glorious, glorious, glorious. It's a little bit like the LSS x baby general dynamic in AJTL but different enough I get why they are the endgame.

[hey-imma-fangirl]

I just wanted to say that my version of Gabriel is a gay demiboy with depression and anxiety

Awwwwe bb ^^ He’s such a sweetheart unlike Gabriel from my au lmao

I love himmmm 🩷

[sherwoodknights]

SP 1999 EPISODE 4 LIVEBLOG

And we are back!!!! Been a couple of days but I'm super excited to see what happens now

Yessss you go you random man you hit chauvvy with your gun for no reason!!!

HELENE IS WITH THE FOREST REBELS?????

GO OFF GIRL TEAR HIM APART!!!

"God is on our side!" "Then why are you losing?" Damnnnnnn

ALUCARD FROM CASTLEVANIA IS BACK AND HE IS BEING A WHINY BITCH

Awwww him and Helene are kinda cute tho <33333

They are my new stupid babygirl otp actually <333

Coughy fucker be GONE!

NOOOOO GABRIELLE IS AT THE CONVENT WE'RE ALL FUCKED

Gabrielle is 2 seconds from backhanding a nun and that's honestly iconic

Oh fuck they're searching it they're gonna find Margot

Yep they've got her

MARGOT WHY CAN'T YOU MANAGE 2 SECONDS WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED SMH

Chauvelin has a talent for hitting nerves my god

HELENE YOU IDIOT HES GOING TO FIGURE OUT ITS YOU IF YOU ARENT CAREFUL

Percy and Andrew swordfighting, I am looking respectfully <33333

He just wants his wife back goddammit

Jesus christ that's a lot of dead nuns

Damn they didn't even bother to give Margot papers that were convincing

DONT SLAP MY WIFE JUST BECAUSE SHE CALLES YOU A BITCH GABRIELLE

YES ALUCARD YOU ATTACK THOSE HEATHENS OR WHATEVER I BELIEVE IN YOU <333

Oooo Chavvy getting told again

COUGHY FUCKER STOP STABBING PEOPLE CHALLENGE

Percy really just walked in and demanded to see Gabrielle and it worked

OH SHIT HES IMPERSONATING CHAVELIN AJDJDJSNDBJDIEEND

Stop flirting with the hot evil woman!!!!! But also honestly who wouldn't

"Be careful" "I'm always careful" actual literal lies but okay whatever you say

DONT GIVE IT AWAY MARGOT YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

Percy bigging up the Pimpernel while he's in disguise <3333

"Resourceful beyond belief, a thorn in the side of the Republic-" "and altogether too big for his boots" SIR ANDREW FFOULKES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

They're all enjoying the Chavelin disguise ploy way too much and it's amazing

DONT TOUCH MY WIFE GABRIELLE

OH SHIT REAL CHAUVELIN IS AT THE GATE ASKING TO SEE HER

THEY'RE GONNA CONVINCE HER THAT CHAUVVY IS PERCYYYYYY

YES MARGOT GET HIMMMM

YES GABRIELLE BACKHAND CHAUVELIN LIKE A GIRLBOSS

More Henri and Helene content wooooooooo

Gabrielle why are you locking the door

PERCY NO

GET AWAY FROM HER CLEAVAGE YOU HAVE A WIFEEEE

OH SHIT YOU GO PERCY

Sexiest prison break out there tbh

Rip to Gabrielle what a loser

Shut the fuck up don't you dare hurt Henri or he'll Alucard your ass

Nvm Henri is so pathetic but that's why i love him <333 wet rag of a man

Oh their plan is going to go so horribly wrong isn't it, they're so fucked

BREAKING NEWS: Pathetic Boyfriend and His Catholic Peasant Boy Band Lose So Hard It Hurts

NOOOOOO SHE SHOT MY BOY

Honestly Helene knows what she wants at least

HELENE WHY WOUKD YOU GO TO THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE YOU IDIOT

BREAKING NEWS: Reinforcements Doomed To Pathetically Fail

NOOOOO THEY SHOT HENRI RIGHT IN THE CHEST

HELENE DONT RUN TO HIM DO YOU WANT TO DIE

AND HELENES BEEN SHOT AS WELL NOW

BREAKING NEWS: My Favourite Pathetic Loser Couple Are Doomed

Awwwwww Chauvvy cares about Helene and wants her to be safe, that's what we call character development boys and girls

BEGONE GABRIELLE

GO CHAUVVY

HE SHOT GABRIELLE MY GOD

Pathetic teary-eyed Chauvelin is best Chauvelin?????

Maybe I can possibly forgive him for killing Tony a little bit

Helene my babygirl dont leave me like this

BREAKING NEWS: This OTP Has No Fucking Survivors What The Fuck

Episode 4 is finished and with it comes the end of the second 2-parter!!!!

This one was an absolute roller coaster and had me feeling a lot of emotions, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, shoutout to this shows ability to get me invested in a couple that have only been together on screen for a single episode

[satoruhour]

T !!! i have no idea if ive ever shown you this but i made this on picrew 🫶🏻🫶🏻 HOW ARE YOUUU I LOVE YOU !!!

(It’s supposed to be gojo but I cant see it that much🥲)

AWWWW ILOVE HIMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭😭 HES SO CUTE !!!!! I AM GOOOOD !!! i love u too 🥹🥹🥹🥹 how have u been ???!!

come say hi :3

[wings-of-flying]

julian had a baby didn't he? OH HE'S GOT A KID BACK HOME AWWWW I LOVE HIMMMM

[howyouloveyourdragon]

ao3 fic rec!

black suns and golden spears written by @beaconofthehightower

hello folks, this is a fanfic published on archive of our own which i very highly recommend so go and check it out!

fandom/s: House of The Dragon, A Song of Ice and Fire summary: Two Martell Princesses of Dorne, Ysilla and Merisa, are sent to King's Landing to maintain the relationship with House Targaryen and find themselves attracting two of the pale-haired princes pairing/s: ofc (original female character) x aemond targaryen, ofc (original female character) x aegon targaryen length: 3/? chapters, 8,952 words

chapter one:

Orange turns to black and the leaping tongues of fire in the night can only be a sign of the end and the beginning, the fragility of life and death. 

oooOoo i love this description

The King forgets Otto Hightower does not. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the howling, whirling sandstorm that is her twin.

okay side-step but i really love twins in fiction cause the dynamics are always really diverse and interesting

Unbowed in the way she stands before him, spine stiff and head high, dark eyes burning. 

martell through and through i love it

If Merisa is the spear, steadfast and true, then Ysilla is the sun, bright and unafraid to burn.

i love how while Merisa is dutiful she is still strong and doesn't fall into the stereotype that quiet dutiful women are weaker than more extroverted types

“You’d know this if your head constantly wasn’t in the clouds with your horses and your books.”

hey hey hey leave my bestie alone i'm already attached

and already as much of a terror Ysilla was at that age.

HAH

"The princess Helaena

MY LOVE

It is not the King who welcomes them, but the Queen in a gown of Hightower green. 

MY WIFE

Merisa gapes at the sight of her.

as she should

"Who're you?" he demands. "Aemond!" Alicent admonishes. 

pfffttt

Viserys I, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men and Protector of the Realm is almost a nightmare in the flesh. Bile rises in the back of her throat. 

DRAG HIMMMM

 She doesn’t notice the violet eyes that are burning into the side of her head.

"Your brother is odd, Helaena." Ysilla says after she’d caught Aemond staring at her yet again. 

i love Ysilla so much, she never fails to drag these royals like damn

Aegon’s eyes slide over her in a cursory glance before falling back to his brother. Ysilla’s eyes jump between the two, book forgotten.

“You're like an angry little cat, princess. Aren't you?" Aegon says.

this bitch

The Queen’s eyes are blank as she sweeps past Helaena and Ysilla. Aemond’s eye focuses on her, as if he knows she stares at him. There is a look in it that practically goads her, begs her to say something, anything. I dare you. She says nothing.

WOO SMART BBY

chapter two:

The king who paid little to less attention to his second wife and maimed son in favor of his eldest and the insult to her and her bastards. 

poor babalaroo but also lets not use that word babs

A debt unpaid; Rhaenyra winning all over again. The favored child. The firstborn.

it hurts to watch but it's true, i'm glad you're giving aemond a voice here

His sister emerges first, her lilac eyes clear as they flick hesitantly from face to face before brightening almost instantly as she ignored the hisses of her septa and darts towards them. He gawked when she pulls up short for a second, bouncing back and forth on the balls of her feet as she hesitates before wrapping her arms around Ysilla.

AWWWW

Alicent said, pinching the bridge of her nose between thumb and forefinger in exasperation.

wifey let me run you a hot bath, get your champagne, yeah?

Ysilla thinks he does it simply to gain her attention; whether bad, good or something else entirely. A mechanism of sorts.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 trying not to squirm from the caterpillar she held in her hands.

CATERPILLERS ARE SO CUTE, FIGHT ME

by in the blink of an eye of Aemond

i had a little giggle i can't l-eye

of Aemond purposefully trying to avoid her. In the gardens. In the halls. In the library. Everywhere he can think of. 

sigh

The tentative friendship, or whatever it was that had built between them after that day in the library shattered and withered, as if it had never existed in the first place.

"The younger one," Alicent murmured. "She's flowered." Otto smiled slightly. "An opportunity, this might be. To further bind Dorne to us through a marriage. Prince Qoren can do naught if one of his sisters is to marry your son.." Alicent leveled a flat look at him. "And what of the elder one? Princess Merisa?" she asked sharply, pushing against the table as she stands. "Hmm?"

 "You are of age now. Old enough to find a husband."

Sunlight glimmered against the darkness of her hair as Ysilla sat with her back against the bone white tree, Aemond's silver hair sliding like water between her fingers as her nails scraped lightly against his scalp.

DEVELOPMENTT

Annoyed now, Ysilla tugged a little too hard on his hair. Aemond yelped, craning his head backwards to glare at her. "I'll feed you to Vhagar if you do that again." he grumbled. 

bro really now? oml it's going to his head

but the king 

ooo the little details, like not calling him father but by his title

as she felt him tense stiffly before pressing her mouth tentatively to his, then more firmly. 

“I don’t think your sister likes me that much,”

pfffttt that's one way to put it

A look of distaste settled as dark as a storm cloud on his face. "In a sept, Aegon? Really?" He demanded, his fingers twitching at his sides. “Have you no shame?”

he??didnt??do??anything??yet?? (have since been told that he was drinking but babe this is aegon are we rlly that surprised?)

Merisa watched them, almost hazy, as if she was looking through glass. Something churned in her gut at the look he shared with Ysilla. Was this how it felt to lose a sister? 

chapter three:

Otto Hightower had no love for the Dornish girls; that much is obvious in the purse of his mouth and wary eyes every time he saw them.

welp

"Treat them with caution, Your Grace. A snake may strike when we least expect."

literally children but go off ig

She walked closer and tentatively set her hand on his back, nearly pulling it away when she felt him stiffen and his shoulders tremble as he started to shake under her touch. “I know,” she whispers as she moved in front of him, smoothing her hands over his hair as his head fell against her neck, hands grasping her waist. "Aemond…" He let out a low choked sound in the back of his throat, his fingers sliding over the fabric of her sleeves, the calluses catching on the fine material. "I'm sorry," he murmured, his breath warm. Ysilla pulled away sharply to stare at him in  bewilderment and shock. "Why are you apologizing?"

your honour i love them

 "They are nothing but lickspittles and weaklings

oop

"Stop being so sullen, Aemond.” Ysilla kept her voice flat. "You're nothing but a frightened sullen boy who lost his eye to claim a stupid drag-"

His fingertips dug painfully into her sides when he yanked her closer to him, catching her mouth in an intoxicating kiss that almost makes her forget how to breathe; feeling it deep in her bones and all the way down to the tips of her feet. "You're infuriating." She snapped, pulling back and tangling her fingers into his nearly shoulder length hair. "And you're maddening," he mumbled, kissing her again and again and again, chasing the wild feeling that was her pressed against him, the wood of the shelf hard and painful at his back.

"You look lovely, daughter," King Viserys said to Helaena absentmindedly. "If only Aemma could see you now." 

THIS BITCH DID NOTTT

His nostrils flare. His eye narrows. A game almost; poke a dragon. Taunt it over and over until it snaps. Aemond's face was still, one corner of his mouth slowly curving upward, wine forgotten as he moved around the elongated tables to stop in front of her. "Princess. Might I have this dance?" His eye focused solely on her face; extending his hand out palm up. At four and ten now, Aemond was a far cry from the scrawny boy he’d been; growing leaner and taller under the watchful eye of Criston Cole in the tiltyard.

simp and he doesn't even know it

“You kicked me. Why?”

i don't know why this made me laugh as hard as it did

"You're practically my mother’s shadow these days!" he protested. "What else was I going to do to see you?" he said, falling quiet, the tips of his ears pinkening a little. 

wait that's cute

Sunfyre is absolutely beautiful. 

the prettiest

he prince is standing at her shoulder, the barest hint of a grin stretching his thin lips upward. 

i knew he'd love that jesus

"I want you, need you like the sun needs the moon,"

THAT'S SUCH A CUTE LINE JAKSKODOOSM

“It has no place in your future, dearest.”

UMMM THIS WAS WONDEFUL???? IM OBSESSED

[louthestarspeaker]

Awwww i love himmmm!! Your art style is literally perfect for Murf 🩵🩵

Also murf post because I don't see any fanart of my favurite strange slime and that's devastating for me

[rinhaler]

also completely agree with draken being your fav 😭 he’d probably be mine if it weren’t for mitsuya honestly

Awwww D is everything to me I have so much Draken merch 😭 he is my daddy for REAL I’m so in love with himmmm 🥹

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 50

Sin City

Soooooo, thought I had given myself the day off yesterday…was apparently supposed to watch Fear Her. Gonna have to figure out when to make that up (will probably happen during the week in April that I’ve given myself off from Supernatural, and that’ll be good because it’ll be a week of all Donna episodes when I need it/the distraction). In fairness, I’ve given myself time off for most federal holidays, sooo 🤷‍♀️ ANYWAY

“Sin City”

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: when you haven’t been to church in years, it’s hard to die in one. Ayyyyyy. Oh. Well, also have no intentions to do that…so, guess I’m okay?

Bobby’s so over these boys and the colt. But in a loving way

Obsessed with this hunter. Sure, seems pretty scummy, pretty sleazy, but he’s another breath of…not fresh air, more like a breath of too much drakkar noir, ya know? Track suit and fedora type

Awwww, I liked him. He was funnnnnn. Why’d the demon bartender have to kill himmmm??

Ruby. You asked Bobby to shoot you. Well. Told. WELL. Taunted him into doing it. All I’m saying is that he could have shot worse than your tshirt. Coulda been your jeans or leather jacket. T-shirt’s nothin

I love it when they think the wrong person is a demon first. Yeah, splash holy water on just some guy right after you broke into his office and roughed up his employee. Then back away apologizing because he’s just some dude. Love it

Well, this didn’t go as planned, did it, DEAN???

Where’s Sam gone now??

It’s weird to argue (in universe) against the existence of god or at least SOMETHING close to it when you’re a demon who just said that your higher power IS Lucifer. I’m not saying we have concrete evidence either way (in or out of this fictional universe) up to this point in the series but it does seem strange. I am enjoying this philosophical tête-à-tête between Dean and this demon

Okay but now she’s just straight up admitted god exists in universe, but she wanted him to not believe?! Get your shit together, girl

The Dick Cheney quip is so dated. Don’t get me wrong, he still fucking sucks, but I almost wish he was the worst we had to deal with these days (but that might be the goggles of ‘I was not as into anything political when I was in high school’)

I looked up the actor who plays this town’s priest, and…he’s not Matthew McFadden but he’s giving a lot of season one Tom Wambsgams energy. Anyway, Sam trying to tell him that Dean and the bartender “um, left…together” is faaaaantastic. Yeahhhhh I was kind of getting those vibes. Thought he might also be possessed

Why? Why would you give away that secret now?? There’s no reason. Sam BARELY suspects you. But also where tf did Bobby come from???

Oooo is Ruby gonna do some more demon slaying?

Wait. Wtf?? Between whatever they did to the colt to make it kill demons again and Sam’s cold bloodedness…I don’t like it

Ooooh don’t go lying to yourselves…

Well, at least Sam RECOGNIZES what he did was cold.

“Been On My Mind…”: nu uh

Ruby. You told Bobby to shoot you, he could have done done worse than the tshirt. Would be harder/more expensive to replace your jeans or leather jacket

I love when they think the wrong people are demons, so they splash them with holy water and….the confusion

Well, this didn’t go as planned, DEAN.

“Been On My Mind…”:

“Been On My Mind…”:

[heich0e]

awwww liv come onnn I know you love himmmm :)))

no

[adharafirenze]

AWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! I love himmmm <3333

my wifi died last night so my chronically online ass decided to stare at Marc for 3 hours straight to do a little study drawing instead

i do not draw irl people often but i like how it turned out

[professionallydeadinside]

I finished Elias! This one was harder in terms of what to add to the background so I used flies to represent his sisters😅

AWWWW CUTE I LOVE HIMMMM

[pies-writes-and-more]

HEY CHRISTINA!! hope ur well and doing good 💕

im currently waiting for a table at a restaurant so i figured what better time to read a modern day romeo and juliet and like. FJAKHDKAA AWWWW 🥺🥺

overprotective friends iwa and oikawa make me go 🥺 god i LOVE haikyuu boys as brotherly friends they make my heart go brrr 🥺🥰

NOT TO MENTION USHIWAKA god i want to marry that man aaaaa hes so cute im gonna implode!! fun fact ushiwaka was actually one of my least favorites at first because i was scared of him LMAOO guess that backfired on me 😬

my vacation’s tomorrow and i cant wait!! im going to disneyland hehe so excited. hbu, any plans for the weekend or the rest of this week?

HIIII SOPHIAAAAA 💕💕💕💕 how’re you doing?????

LOL omg I love that you had time and were like yes fanfic time

Dineofnwofjeodj omg I’m so glad you liked it I was really nervous about it 😂😂😂 honestly I love the idea of poor oikawa and iwaizumi trying to balance their hatred for this man while also being like … we want YN to be happy …….

Hehehehehhee ushijima 🥰🥰🥰 I am a huge sucker for big bois who are way too stoic and blunt and just a little bit dumb on reading social cues. But LOL don’t even worry I didn’t like ushijima at first either I don’t think. He annoyed me that he was all oikawa and never kageyama and hinata like I was like don’t look down on my bois 👀 but! Nonetheless I have grown to love himmmm (and hope I’ve made you love him too hehehehe)

I hope your food was good tho!!! AND OMG DISNEYLAND!!!!! I’ve always wanted to go 😭😭😭 I hope you have a ton of fun omg stay safe okay????

No plans over here! I’m just toying around with some fic ideas (anime crossover fics anyone? 👀) and trying to get through my studies ugh.

modern day Romeo and Juliet

[what-nani-ano]

Yoko Kurama, huh...Good taste~

Hm, you like red heads? 👀 Idia, quick! Get flustered so your hair turns red!!!

THEY ARE. ONE OF MY TWST OCS IS A FOX LOOSELY BASED ON HONEST FOX FROM PINOCCHIO.

My first TWST OC, he existed before even Pip. And all cause I was obsessed with another person's OC and needed a character to worship that OC.

Your art is soooo cute! jsjsjsksjsj AND BUMBLEBEE? AWWWW

OMGGGG HE's SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HIMMMM SUDGSHHSHABDUADEDHAHVDHAHEVDSJWHD AAAAAAAAAA

dw Idia u dont have to be a red head~

*cue the characters associated with the color blue/ with blue hair that i simp for*

[captainsophiestark]

Thoughts from my first time watching New Moon (this time with a read more, because I have A LOT of thoughts):

- I like this vibe of starting with a flash forward out of context before jumping into the beginning of the story

- Ohhhhh lmao I was so confused what was happening at the beginning until I saw the mirror!! I really like that scene now that I know what was happening 😂

- I LOVE CHARLIE SO MUCHHHHHH

- Awwww the group photo is so cute

- If I were Bella I would literally remind Edward that I was technically older than him all the time. Like “listen to me, I’m older than you�� “I’m 109” “You’re 17. You’re not even legally an adult, so zip it”

- Awww omg New Moon Taylor Lautner is 😍😍

- I LOVE Alice

- Omg “Happy… nevermind” and “Can’t trust vampires” this is high key already like my favorite movie ( @lady-salvatore you called it early-)

- Holy shit Eddie you talk WAY too much about murder. He would def be into all the true crime murder podcasts we have now

- Oooo yay, I finally get info about the Volturi!

- Lol perk of going to high school 7 million times is you already know all the answers to questions the teachers ask you

- Based on exactly two minutes of Volturi content, I am convinced they would be instant enemies with the Mikaelsons

- “It’s my job to protect you, from everyone… except my sister” I LOVE THIS MOVIE

- EMMETT MADE MY JOKE ABOUT BELLA BEING OLDER I LOVE HIMMMM

- I love the Cullens so much omg I can’t take it

- Oh shit she just cut her finger

- Edward, PUNTING BELLA INTO A WALL IS NOT GOING TO HELP

- Oh fuck

- Thank God for Carlisle. This just became a very tough bday for Bella

- Dude omg I love Carlisle so much

- He’s got a crazy heavy dose of that Catholic guilt shadowing him tho, poor guy

- Burn bloody bandages to make a blood-scented candle for your vampire family. Life hack, pro tip, and A+ recycling from Carlisle

- I’m a big fan of the scrapbooking going on in this movie. Like, taking pictures and making them into scrapbooks/mini movies is totally my jam

- Oh dude DICK MOVE dumping her like that!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- Whenever these breakups “for [protagonist]’s safety” happen I can’t help thinking of New Girl. When Schmidt tried to break up with Cece? The whole “White. Fang. Schmidt.” conversation? I always want the protagonists to call the love interests out on their bs just like that

- EDWARD YOU’RE BEING A DUMBASS AND A DICK NOOOOOOOO

- You left her alone in the woods??? BRO

- Holy shit she just collapsed. That cannot be good.

- (Also, why tf is the rest of his family going along with this??? Carlisle, it’s tough love time. Teach him a lesson about not running away from his problems!)

- WEREWOLF!!!! YAY!!!! I wonder if it was Jacob?

- Not Jacob! Sam, apparently, with no shirt on, which I do not mind. Boy is RIPPED

- Awwww omg she misses Alice!! Dammit, her whole friend group and boyfriend left in one fell swoop!!

- Dude, seeing Charlie worrying about Bella BREAKS my heartttttt. He loves her so much and he doesn’t get enough credit or screen time or support and it kills me I just want to give him a HUG

- Jess and Erica should’ve done an intervention by now. Failure of close girl friends when Bella’s in literal mourning over a dumb boy

- “Go. Buy some… stuff.” CHARLIE

- LEPROCY. CONSUMERISM. SELF-REVERENCIALISM CLEVERNESS. JESSICA.

- EDWARD’S A GHOST

- I would’ve flipped my shit if I saw that 😂 like kudos to Bella for not screaming and hitting the ground in the middle of the street

- Ohmygod WHY ARE YOU WALKING TOWARDS THEM BELLA NO OH MY GODDDDDD

- Jess this is also the moment you fucking tackle your friend to keep her from going down that alley or getting on the motorcycle. Like, WHATEVER IT TAKES

- Oh Bella’s totally using Jacobbbbb

- Yo also great distinction between Jacob and Edward with how they handle Bella wanting to do fun, reckless stuff. Points to Jacob for that one from me

- “your general paleness and lack of know-how” I LOVE HIMMMM 😂😂😂

- Yay omg Jacob’s friends!!!! I love it omg, fantastic dynamic

- Oh dude, I know they’re werewolves and this is fake, but if you actually threw somebody off a cliff like that and they fell wrong into the water, it could literally kill them. Like, people have died that way. Please be safe!!!

- ALSO ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET AND BOOTS WHEN YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, AT MINIMUM! YOU SHOULD HAVE A JACKET AND PANTS TOO, *ESPECIALLY* WHEN YOU’RE LEARNING!!! My dad rode bikes for a LONG time and WOULD be dead if he rode around like these fools with no padding or protection

- (The mom friend in me is hella jumping out for these past few scenes, huh?)

- OH MY GOD JACOB TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT

- That was so unnecessary, but I’m also not complaining

- Is Sam the bear that’s killing people? (Or werewolf, technically)

- Mike WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRDDDDDD

- FACE PUNCH. GUNS. ADRENALINE.

- Mike and Jake are peak awkwardness waiting out here omg. OH NO OH MY GOD IT’S JUST THE THREE OF THEM THAT’S SO BAD I LOVE ITTTT

- I’m laughing out loud alone in my house watching the three of them in the movie theater 😂😂😂

- Bella and Jacob are having a heart to heart, meanwhile Mike is puking up his guts in a public restroom

- Poor Mike 😔

- “What happened to Jake” “Uh… he has mono!” Lmao

- OH MY GOD JAKE HAS SHORT HAIR AND NO SHIRT, RED ALERT!!!

- WHITE. FANG. SCHMIDT. (*Please* tell me somebody gets this reference)

- Oh boy!! Jake��s werewolf side is here and he knows the truth!!!

- Oh my God, if I were Bella getting the “I’m not a good guy” speech for the second time in as many years, I’d probably slap the guy

- Let this ridiculous drama be a lesson to you all: NO ONE who loves you/that you love is better off without you in their life

- OMG LAURENT! I’m so glad he’s back, I liked him in the first one

- “Lie better” lmao. You’re one to talk Edward!!!

- Also I get the feeling I’m about to like Laurent a LOT less

- Ok yeah, I don’t like Laurent anymore. Also, see Eddie boy, this is why WE DON’T DIP ON PEOPLE BECAUSE WE THINK IT’S SAFER FOR THEM

- OH FUCK YEAH THE WEREWOLVES ARE HERE

- Legit thought that first one was a bear for a second

- YEAH BITCH YOU BETTER RUN

- Awwww good work Sam and Jacob and crew!!! NO OH MY GOD SOMEONE WENT DOWN

- Bella ran, making her first good choice in a long long long time

- Uh oh, poor Harry 😂 he’s like “fuck, Bella, THOSE WERE MY FAMILY OF WEREWOLVES WHY WOULD YOU TELL CHARLIE ABOUT THEM AND CAUSE SUCH A BIG PROBLEM FOR MEEEEE”

- Jacob why aren’t you wearing a shirt dude omg for the love of God!!!

- I say this with nothing but love for Robert Pattinson, but dude Jacob is so much hotter than Edward. I know this is probably gonna start a fight or whatever but I straight up don’t care

- Poor Jake! He’s trying to tell her the truth but she’s not getting it 😣

- Oh my gosh they’re talking about running away togetherrrrrr 😫 I absolutely DID NOT understand why people thought they had any chemistry in the first one, but I get it now (also @lady-salvatore I haven’t even met the rest of the Wolf boys yet and I already LOVE themmmmm)

- Oh nice! It didn’t take her very long to figure out! Nice detective work Bells!

- OMG THE WOLF BOYS!!!! SHE SLAPPED ONE OF THEM KICK THEIR ASSES BELLA I’M SO PROUD OF YOU OMG!!!!

- Fucking Sam’s like “not my problem” lmao

- @lady-salvatore the wolf boys have been on screen for like 3 minutes and I already love them

- Oh my goodness I already love Emily!!! She’s so pretty holy shit 😍😍 God bless her for managing this whole pack of ridiculous werewolf boys

- Omg I love Sam and Emily ❤️❤️❤️

- I also absolutely love Paul, even though he’s pretty much just come on screen and been a dick 😂😂

- I love Jake and the wolf boys, but I have to say, it would be sick if Bella did a training montage to get some Alaric-level vampire hunter abilities and then just surprised the shit out of the next vampire who tried to step to her

- Lol Harry’s out in the woods covering everybody’s tracks

- OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO HARRY!!!!!!!! PLEASE tell me he’s not dead!!!!!

- Ok hot take that might get some hate, Bella could’ve had such a good, chill time if she just ditched Edward and moved on with Jake

- Holy shit bro, this movie’s a little darker than I thought it was going to get. Bella’s trying to fucking kill herself. Somebody get her into therapy holy shit!

- Oh good, Victoria the scuba vampire is on her way 🙄

- Dude this is so fucking dark. Bella needed some serious help but no one in her life seemed to recognize it. This is one of the many reasons why getting rid of the stigma around mental health is such a big deal

- NOOOOOO HARRY’S DEAD!!!!! I THOUGHT PEOPLE YELLED AT STEPHANIE MEYER FOR NOT KILLING HER CHARACTERSSSSSSSSS

- Ok yo, I take back EVERYTHING I said about Sam and Emily. He snapped and clawed her face because he got pissed??? BOOOOOO, THAT SUCKS!!!! Never okay, werewolf or not!!!

- Omg Cullens yay!!! Oof, very tense for a lot of other reasons, but I’m happy to see Alice again!!!

- Oh no, she came because she thought Bella died!! And Bella is lying right to her face. SEE THROUGH HER LIES AND CONVINCE HER TO GO TO THERAPY ALICEEEEEE

- GOD AWFUL WET DOG SMELL LMAOOOOOO

- I love Alice so much

- “As soon as you put the dog out” ALICE I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T MURDER PEOPLE

- Jacob WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD’S GONNA THINK BELLA’S DEAD DUDE YOU’RE FUCKING KILLING ME RIGHT NOW AGHHHHHHHHHHH

- On the whole frustrated by the drama, but as an aspiring storyteller, BIG fan of the Romeo and Juliet reading at the beginning of the movie turning into a parallel with how the plot of the movie progresses

- Jacob, how can you ask her to just let Edward die? Like, the fuck? You can have a relationship talk later, but part of not killing includes preventing death whenever possible?

- Also, poor Charlie holy shit

- YEAH ALICE, PASS THAT FUCKING TRACTOR

- The Volturi look like some unparalleled dramatic bitches

- YOOOOOO Alice’s outfit is rocking!!! Let’s go girl!!!

- Watching this massive festival in a post-COVID world is absolutely wild

- Edward looks like he’s about to streak through the festival like people do at sports matches

- Awwwww omg!!!! I don’t really think their relationship is very healthy, but it’s a story, so it’s cute to see them reunited!!!

- Also Edward is pretty hot, so I guess I take back what I said about Jacob being hotter. They’re tied

- Awwww they’re kissing!!!! Reunited at last 😊

- Jane is super pretty

- Why do they all have red eyes?

- More fantasy stories with supernatural beings should have elevators. Like, the vampires never have massive terrifying lairs with elevators and secretaries

- Omg Michael Sheen!!! I knew I recognized him!!!

- Oh yeah bitch, he can’t read her thoughts either!!! Square up!!!

- Nooooooo Jane back off leave Eddie alone!!!!

- Jane’s brother is also very good looking

- YOOOOO IS SHE IMMUNE TO JANE’S POWER TOO??? Let’s go Bella!!!! But wait, doesn’t Jasper’s power work on her?

- Jeeze, this is a very traumatic last stretch of the movie! The Volturi are power tripping, the Mikaelsons need to roll into town and kick some ass to show them what’s up

- (Speaking of, who do you think would win in a fight between the Mikaelsons and the Volturi? If you read through this much of my post then kudos, and I’d love to hear some discourse about it.)

- Oh my God there’s a KID in that group the Volturi killed!!! Somebody fucking get those bastards!!!

- Cute that Eddie and Bella are back together

- Oh my God, I know I’ve said this like three times already, but POOR CHARLIE. HE HAS TO DEAL WITH SO MUCH SHIT AND STRESS

- Ok, maybe this is me showing my age, but I fully support Charlie trying to keep Edward as far away from Bella as possible. Like, TWICE (at least) she’s had full-on mental breaks because of that dude. I wouldn’t let him near my kid either, if I had one

- Democracy. Clearly the best way to make the vampire decision

- Lmao “it’d be nice to not want to kill you all the time” Jasper I love it

- Awww Rosalie I love you so muchhhhhhh 🥺

- Emmett 😂

- Awww Carlisle!!!! I’m a big fan of the family standing with Bella, and all their reasons

- Jacob what a dramatic way to tell someone you want to talk to them 😂 You could’ve been hit!!

- Awww look at Eddie being the bigger man!

- BOOOOOOO Jacob, let her make her own choices!!

- Based on the vague spoilers I have from being on the internet and knowing what comes next in the plot, I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is supposed to happen in Eclipse. Like how do they get a whole book’s worth of stuff between that and her turning? Cuz her turning is in the last one, right? (No spoilers please, I’m just asking rhetorical questions 😝)

- The fact that Jacob stopped short of hurting Bella even when he was in full wolf-anger mode is all the evidence I need to FULLY disapprove of Sam 😒

- “Just give me five years” you really want Emmett to be able to make even WORSE age jokes about you and Bella??

- “And then forever” AHHHHHH OMG THAT’S SO FUCKING CUTE I CANNNTTTTTTT

- YOU’RE 18 YOU SHOULDN’T BE GETTING MARRIED AT 18 BUT IT’S FICTION SO AHHHHHHH IT’S SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEEE

Omg I loved New Moon!!!! Honestly wasn’t sure what to expect, but I really really enjoyed this movie!!! I’m psyched to watch the next one, although like I said I have NO idea what it’s gonna be about 😂 Maybe their wedding is in Eclipse? Lol I guess we’ll see.

Unfortunately, that’s gonna have to wait a little bit. I’m not going to have time to watch the next movie tomorrow, and I’d stay up, by my dog keeps staring at me with half-asleep looks to guilt me into going to bed with her. The “Sophie Watching The Twilight Saga Saga” will continue on Sunday!