#Mannnnn <33333 :>

[vampypups]

new 2 the nsft side of tumblr m i have NOOO idea how to make an intro 😭😭😭 what do i even say. welcome to my shame blog ?!??

[wheelxr]

☁︎  I was intimidated by your disposition/afraid to follow/send an ask to ( at first but not as much now c: ) ♨︎  you seem really chill and I can’t wait to start writing with you! ♕  I’m impressed with your writing!

This is super sweet, and I'm sorry this took a bit to answer -- gotta love getting sick, hah -- but I really appreciate you sending this in and am stoked to get stuff going. Also, don't ever be intimidated; I'm a potato, my writing is potato, it's all potato all the time around here lmao. <3

[waterloggedchest]

Finn the Fishbowl~ "That was clam-orous!" "Can't wait to seal ya later!" "You're being reeeeeel quiet today"

FINNIEEEEEE FINNFINNFINFINFIFNFIFNFNFJJFBFFJJDKSNDHSJFGGF~ Below the cut you can find my HCs for him!!

This is the first of many references I'll make of the cast! Upcoming you can expect Gigi & Shrimpo <3

THEME SONG~ A Trout, No Doubt — The Bean Tones

AMAB masc agender aka libraboy + it/he prns.

Omni ace demiromantic.

Blue colour <3, no text variation.

Dating Gigi and Shrimpo! More about that later.

When he gets flustered/embarrassed/really mad the water in his head starts boiling (poor Barnaby Wilikers be getting cooked 💀).

Autistic as shit.

Super confident, blunt and forward when in a group, gets shy asf when alone with people he likes (cough Gigi & Shrimpo cough cough). Though he gains his confidence back after starting to date them.

Has some kinda speech impediment due to his missing tooth or just speaks funny in some way.

If he wore shoes they'd either be anti-slip + steel-toed, crocs or flip flops :P.

If you tap his glass he gets dizzy and disoriented, like tapping the aquarium of a fish.

He also gets very disoriented if all the water is taken out of his head, but he does adjust after a bit. This also applies to him getting flustered/embarrassed/etc. since the water starts evaporating. While the water in his head is not essential for his survival, the rest of the water in his body is like blood.

Under high stress his glass cracks a bit, heals over time (just slap a dand-aid on it!)

Scraps sometimes just calls him over to clean her brushes in his head 💀.

He'd let Pebble sip water out of its head on a hot day.

Gigi styles him like a cocktail; with a straw, umbrella, orange slice n all (ngl missed opportunity for the actual prismatic pal skin).

Both him and Teagan need to put in a big ahh cork to go to sleep [This is canon n confirmed by qwel, I just wanted to add it here cuz funny].

On good terms with: Teagan, Rodger, Brightney, Goob, Sprout, Poppy, Connie & Dandy.

His friends are: Gigi (qpp <33333), Shrimpo (boyfie in denial), Scraps (moot friend with Gigi), Shelly, Yatta, Boxten, Looey, Razzle (best buddies, supposedly canon).

These people despise him: GLISTEN, Vee, Cosmo, Dazzle.

Anyone I haven't mentioned uhhhhh I'll get to it when I do their ref sheets.

He doesn't hate anybody, he's too bbg for that ❤️

He's Poppy's brother cuz like... she's a bubble.

NGL likes to be praised a lot (good boy— WHO SAID THAT??).

Has spilled all of his water over Gigi/Shrimpo multiple times when cuddling (tries limiting his pda now, he refuses to wear a cork in public).

Smooch giver n enjoyer. I imagine him to bend down to smooch Gigi/Shrimpo on the forehead and giggling, repeatedly.

He does NOT eat fish. If you eat fish in front of him or even just mention doing so he gets upset. Doesn't like meat very much either but that's just a preference. He can forgive Scraps for it tho, she has the cat-like creature pass.

His toon room is half normal and half pool, his bed is an inflatable mattress in the water; anchored there with chains so it doesn't float around a lot. IDK WHO I PARTIALLY STOLE THIS FROM I THINK IT WAS A DW HCS ASK.

DESIGN NOTES~

His torso is see-through like those transparent frogs and fish! He gets shy about it tho so he's covered up 90% of the time. Due to this his blood is just uh... water?

His head is hard glass and doesn't break easily, as mentioned above the rest of his body is like transparent fish :].

Has small scales all over his body, they're soft tho?? idk how to explain this mannnnn.

The darker parts in his tail resemble the bones inside! Just like the torso + some random splotches to make it look less empty loll.

His regular pants are like,, skin tight and waterproof?? Like some kinda swimming suit IDK. I still draw paw-like feet on him cuz i think it's cute :3.

Body hair mghfhmfhmfgmfmh....,,,.,,.,

While in the reference it isn't shown, the prismatic pal version has like... an iridescent coating? His scales slightly change colour depending how you look at him.

SHIP INFO~

Him and Gigi started dating pretty early on, they just got along really well. They are both very affectionate (except for pda as mentioned in the headcanons above) and are pretty open about their relationship. Gigi was also getting closer to Shrimpo, even if he hated Finn with all his heart. Due to Gigi dating the both of them and needing to give them both attention, they just got pushed together for it to be easier for them. Finn liked Shrimpo quite a bit already and was very nervous around him, feeling the need to fidget and distract himself. At times he acted a bit irrationally around Shrimpo and this causes them to get into...questionable situations; random hugs, caressing Shrimpo's tail, grabbing his hand, trying to get closer to him, etc. Shrimpo was just in denial the whole time, he had heavy internalised h0mophobia and refused to accept his polyamorous status.

At first, Shrimpo just didn't react to Finn's advances and looked at him weird most times; when it happened around Gigi, they just decided to push them together even more—Inviting them both to group activities and bringing them both on dates together. Finn just got clingier and Shrimpo got more frustrated for letting him do so. Gigi and Scraps started plotting even more to make them date, and since she needed an extra pair of hands for a project (and needed to clean her brushes in SOMEBODY's head) she invited them over to help. Finn & Shrimpo really didn't do anything the whole time, Gigi and Scraps were the only ones working, they instead sat there in a corner to chat a bit. Shrimpo accidentally let the fact that he didn't actually hate Finn slip out, after that their interaction became a whole lot more awkward.

Shrimpo tried to damage control by immediately doubling down with his regular jabs at Finn. But seeing how he started to recede and be nervous again made Shrimpo feel guilty; he stopped talking to him all-together for a few weeks. Gigi had to step in to bring them close again, physically locking them together in a room forcing them to talk. Shrimpo had to apologise and promise to never hurt Finn again, it was awkward but they made amends and held each other for a bit.

Gigi always thought that it'd be cute for them to get along, especially due to Shrimpo's initial commitment to "hating" Finn. They wanted the best for all three of them, and knowing how jealous Shrimpo can get of others this was the best option. Over time, they got closer and closer, Shrimpo started to respond better to Finn's advances. He gave in and started to be affectionate with Finn like he did with Gigi, not minding the three of them cuddling together; the awkwardness of him being there gone.

This will get updated over time, hopefully! Seal ya later!

Last updated: 27/05/2025

[cobrasx]

I DONT WANNA TAKE UP TOO MUCH SPACE KWEEN ILL LEAVE THAT FOR THE TAGS BUT OMLLLL

THIS SHIT TOOK ME OUT,, YOUR EP BREAKDOWN MADE ME APPRECIATE AXE MANIAC A WHOLE LOT MORE IM BEING SO /SRS + SO /GEN RN HEAR ME

THIS BEING SO HIGH QUALITY LEFT ME GAGGED

HEY GURL HHHHEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

super happy holidays and all that super good stuff!! this is cobrasx from the main blog! just wanted to pop in n say that ur so awesome sauce, i hope ur having an awesome sauce day ANNNNNDDDDD i got 2 questions for u..... i lied, LETS MAKE IT THREE.

. why do YOU, ms g <3, like dtmg?

. who r YOUR top 3 fav characters? and why!

. if YOU had to pick, which dtmg episode would b your favourite of ALL time? 

¡¡¡¡¡HOLAAAAAAAAAA (≧∇≦)/!!!!!!

¡No sabes lo feliz que estoy ahora mismo, JAJAJAJA! Parezco una fan loca, ¡no puede ser! (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

Me daba muchísimo miedo mandarte un mensaje porque soy DEMASIADO PENOSA, pero equis, necesitaba hacerlo porque ¡ME ENCANTA TU CONTENIDO Y TU FORMA DE SER!

Lo peor de todo es que también iba a poner tres preguntas, pero pensé: "Debe ser mucho, mejor no las pongo". ¡Me arrepiento! JAJAJAJAJA. Ahora quiero hacerte otras 8382939294828848294 preguntas.

Antes de comenzar, debo dar un AVISO IMPORTANTE: hablo muchísimo, JAJAJAJA, así que este post va a estar RE LARGO. ¡Una disculpa por adelantado! JAJAJA

•Why do YOU, ms g <3, like dtmg?

La primera razón por la que amo DTMG es, sin duda, por la nostalgia.

Procedo a contarte sobre mi vida, así que prepárate para leer una tremenda biblia:

Estaba en primaria cuando comencé a ver la serie y, desde el primer momento, captó toda mi atención. Estoy segura de que mi familia estaba harta de mí  y mi gusto por un fantasma rockero JAJAJAJA. No seguía horarios ni me importaba qué canal poner, pero cuando descubrí DTMG, todo cambió. Me despertaba desde temprano, lista y emocionada, solo para ver si pasaban un nuevo capítulo. Gritaba, saltaba y me divertía muchísimo viéndolo.

No recuerdo muchas cosas de mi infancia, pero NUNCA voy a olvidar aquella vez que me puse a llorar porque mis papás decidieron llevarme a otro lugar JUSTO a la hora en que pasaban la serie. ¡Ellos lo sabían! JAJAJAJA. Lo malo de verla en la televisión era que SIEMPRE pasaban los mismos tres capítulos, lo que me hacía sentir un poco triste. Por eso, fue hasta hace poco que finalmente pude ver la serie completa, tanto en su idioma original como en castellano. Sin embargo, me deprime saber que hay muy pocos capítulos disponibles con el doblaje latino, amaba muchísimo la voz de Billy y Spencer :(

También me vienen otros recuerdos muy especiales, como cuando mi hermano me hizo creer que Billy Joe Cobra existía y que había muerto por una sobredosis. En realidad, él me estaba hablando del cantante real, pero yo entendí otra cosa por completo. Lo de la muerte, no sé de dónde salió, pero estoy segura de que fue culpa de mi hermano XD. Me acuerdo cómo buscaba imágenes de Billy en la computadora para después tomarle fotos con mi celular viejo y ponerlo de fondo de pantalla. AMABA DEMASIADO ESE CELULAR, y ahora ni siquiera sé dónde está.

Otro recuerdo que me encanta es cuando mi mamá me llevaba a la casa de una costurera. Mientras ellas platicaban, yo podía jugar con los hijos de la señora y aprovechar para presumir mi fondo de pantalla y hablar de Billy JAJAJA. Amaba ese lugar, me sentía libre y feliz.

DTMG solo me trae buenos recuerdos, de una época en la que era realmente feliz. Disfrutaba muchísimo de ver la televisión sin preocuparme por la vida adulta. Siempre fui una niña solitaria, y DTMG era mi manera de sentirme acompañada. Cuando la serie fue cancelada, todavía logré encontrar algunos capítulos en YouTube. A pesar del paso de los años, cuando me sentía triste o solo quería apartarme del mundo, me escondía bajo las cobijas y veía esos pocos capítulos que me devolvían la alegría que tanto necesitaba (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

Cada vez que pienso en esos recuerdos me llega un olor y sabor a jugó de naranja natural, vagas memorias de cómo era mi antigua casa con el jardín que tanto amaba y una pequeña Pan disfrutando de correr, saltar y mancharse de tierra. Mi hermano aun recuerda a Billy y me sigue molestando, diciendo “¡Aaaah! ¿Ese no es tu novio?”

(Oh, qué melancólico se puso todo esto, LOL. Me burlo de la personalidad diva de Billy y yo soy tremenda dramática AAAAA)

La segunda razón por la que amo DTMG es por el enorme potencial que tiene para ser explotado.

Ya no quiero alargarme mucho, así que trataré de ser breve. La serie era, en su momento, un simple boceto de prueba que, por ALGUNA RAZÓN, no captó la atención suficiente para dar el siguiente gran paso. La gente la dejó pasar como si fuera "una serie más", ¡pero SON UNOS WEONES!

¿CÓMO NO TE VA A INTERESAR UNA SERIE SOBRE UN FANTASMA? Un fantasma cuyo pasado sigue siendo una incógnita, con el detalle de que su mayor fan quiere secuestrarlo y nos deja con preguntas como: ¿Por qué lo hace? ¿Qué tipo de relación tenía realmente con Billy? Además, ¿cómo te atreves a decir que los personajes son "cliché" cuando la serie presenta una gran diversidad cultural? Tenemos algunas representaciones como la mexicana, japonesa, india, ¡y hasta los personajes de fondo logran captar nuestra atención!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Incluso las primeras ideas y conceptos que se tenían para la serie son DEMASIADO BUENOS y llenos de contenido por explorar. Es frustrante que la gente solo se enfoque en un ship raro o que crean que es "una serie aburrida" sin prestarle atención a todos los detalles increíbles que ofrece.

¡O.M.G! Esta serie es simplemente INCREÍBLE y merece una segunda temporada. O, al menos, que nos den una canción completa de Billy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

•Who r YOUR top 3 fav characters? and why!

3-Chico acrobacias

No lo sé, ¡siempre me ha dado risa! JAJAJAJAJA. (Olvide su nombre lol)

Es de esos personajes de fondo que simplemente no puedo odiar porque, sinceramente, me parece genial y divertido. Su diseño me gusta muchísimo y estoy segura de que, si lo conociéramos más, sería una persona muy tierna.

No tengo mucho más que decir porque necesito ver de nuevo la serie y prestarle más atención. Pero este personaje, en especial, siempre ha vivido en mi mente como si tuviera un papel súper importante en la serie JAJAJAJA.

2-Madame X

INCREÍBLE, MISTERIOSA, BELLA Y UNA COMPLETA FANÁTICA DE BJC.

Me encanta porque ella es un personaje importante en la vida de Billy. Su presencia me deja con este sentimiento de duda constante, con las ganas de saber más sobre ella y cómo le afectó la pérdida de su cantante favorito.

Es normal que pueda ver a Billy porque tiene cosas de él, pero entonces me surge la gran pregunta:

¿Cómo sabía de la existencia de Billy fantasma?

¡CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAN!

¡Ella me hace enojar porque de verdad QUIERO SABER MÁS DE ELLA! ¡Es frustrante lo intrigante que es!

1-Spencer

¡LO AMO DEMASIADO!

Amo su personalidad, sus aficiones, su resiliencia y cómo demuestra su cariño hacia su familia. Es imposible no admirarlo.

Además, he notado que en la serie dice algunas palabras en español, así que en mi headcanon (agregando a mi personaje), Pan, al ser mexicana, le ayudó a Spencer a aprender el idioma desde que era muy chico. Billy, por su parte, suelta algunas palabras o frases en español, pero es malísimo en ello JAJAJA. Aunque conoce muy bien de la gastronomía mexicana. Mientras que Spencer tiene la habilidad de entenderlo y hablarlo con mucha facilidad.

Mi amor por Spencer es tan grande que casi me hizo cambiar por completo la personalidad de Pan. Inicialmente, su apodo era Jenz, y en lugar de ser un self-insert, iba a ser un personaje completamente diferente:

Jenz sería alguien a quien le gustaba el terror y quería ser productora de cine de terror (ALGO QUE YO JAMÁS HARÍA PORQUE SOY IGUAL DE MIEDOSA QUE BILLY JAJAJA).

Después de conocer a Spencer, su relación se volvió muy cercana gracias a que compartían este gusto por el cine. Spencer la inspiró a seguir su sueño de ser directora y a dejar por completo la banda. Sin embargo, con el tiempo, surgió una riña entre Jenz y Billy (en esta historia, Billy no muere), pero a pesar de eso, Jenz siguió viendo a Spencer. Ahora, le pide ayuda con sus películas, lo cual la hace sentir orgullosa por su gran habilidad para imaginar cosas raras pero increíbles.

Spencer es mi niño bonito. Lo veo como a un hijo, y me dan tantas ganas de abrazarlo hasta que explote. ¡¡WUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

•If YOU had to pick, which dtmg episode would b your favourite of ALL time?

ESTA PREGUNTA ES MUY COMPLICADA, cuando realmente me gusta una serie es muy difícil escoger UN SOLO EPISODIO. Si o si me va a encantar todo o la mayoría del contenido, así que no estoy muy segura de mi siguiente respuesta:

Axe Maniac, Episodio 8

Gracias a este episodio, la pequeña Pan decidió que AHORA LE GUSTABA LA CREMA DE MANÍ. Nunca la he probado, el olor siempre me ha parecido algo mareador. Mi hermano y mi papá la aman, pero yo solo fui una fake fan JAJAJAJA.

Estoy segura de que este capítulo fue el que me hizo enamorarme por completo de Billy. Quería vestirme igual que él, cosa que nunca logré, solo pude robarle una chamarra de mezclilla a mi mamá JAJAJA. Eso sí, logré tener mis tenis rojos,  en primaria tuve un par (que desconozco donde quedaron) y más o menos por 2019 hasta 2024 use otro par. No los solté para nada solo porque LOS AMABA DE VERDAD. Lamentablemente, tuve que tirarlos porque ya estaban todos rotos... lloré internamente, pipipipi. Ahora estoy en busca de otros, tengo unos negros por #EMO pero no es lo mismo.

Hace poco, encontré este episodio en español latino, aunque en una calidad MALÍSIMA. Es alguien grabando la pantalla del televisor, pero bueno, no puedo quejarme porque está completo. No saben CÓMO GRITÉ ese día que lo encontré. (Ya lo descargué por si vuelven a borrar los capítulos en YouTube pipipipi, no quiero un MEGA LOST MEDIA).

Para cerrar esta sección, les dejo una lista de razones por las que este episodio es increíble:

Eso sería todo, ¡gracias por devolverme las preguntas! La verdad, es muy divertido hablar como loca de mi serie favorita JAJAJAJA.

Ahora ya sabes todo sobre mi vida, mis headcanons, mi amor desmedido por la serie y mi enojo con la gente que se atreve a odiarla.

¡Felices fiestas! 🎄✨ Espero que te la pases BOMBA en estos días tan especiales. Ojalá el milagro de la Navidad nos llegue y nos regalen lo que tanto merecemos:

1-Una nueva temporada.

2-Al menos una película

3-¡Y 3,843,847,823,483 canciones nuevas de Billy! 🎶

CHAOOOOO,BESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS MUAK MUAK MUAKI MUAK

[kittykattropicanna]

girlfriend, i love how we jumped straight to marriage with mechanic!Simon but I'd love to know a bit more about the phase before he managed to lock down his girl for good.

What if, her ex comes looking for her? Some prim and proper, sleek wolf of wallstreet business typa guy appears at Price's Body Shop, recognizing her car and asking about her. No idea how he found her because he usually doesn't go into these parts of town, maybe someone saw her car, maybe she forgot to turn off / delete her location app.

Sees her at the shop and tells her to come home, this part of town is no place for her, he's sorry, the other woman didn't mean anything, he wasn't serious about kicking her out, whatever, you know the drill.

She's not impressed, unfazed, cool as a cucumber because her mind is filled with her new boy toy mechanic!Simon and she keeps drifting off to last night's memory 🤭

Listen, I love a woman who stands up for herself but you really can't expect your possessive new self proclaimed boyfriend and his crew to watch silently while your ex is trying sweet talk and win you back right in front of them, right?

Also, why is Simon being so weird after? There is nothing to worry about, she thinks he's perfect and exactly what she never knew she wanted. I guess she needs to prove it to him by taking matters into her own mouth hands 🤭🤭 pamper him like no one before

Foaming at the mouth at this ask, I wrote the marriage ask before I got to this one because I really wanted to drive home how fast he preposes, but I would love to elaborate about your relationship before he preposes, you’re in a very valuable position and absolutely cling to him for support :((((( it did change a couple of small things to help the story flow better, I hope you don’t mind ;)

Si knows from the start that you're the one :((( you guys act like you've been together since high school even though you've only know each other for a couple weeks :33333 But when your friends start calling, begging you to come back home? telling you that Si is manipulative and a bad guy that's taken advantage of your venerable state >:( of course he gets insecure :((( then your ex shows up?? a man that's the complete opposite of Si, he really starts to doubt himself :((((( lucky you can show him just how much you appreciate him with that mouth of yours ;))))

tw: loosing friends, controlling ex, possessive!Simon, insecure!Simon, sub!Simon (kinda?), insinuated violence, a lot of lore in this one??? so like porn with a plot??, smut, blowjob, face fucking, deep throating, L bomb (like twice??), talk of reader submitting to Si, there's just a lot going on tbh but baby...you're a giver and THATS for sure, basically you're just looking after your mannnnn and he loves you for it

Mechanic!Simon masterlist

Regular masterlist

Obviously your friends call after they hear you broke up with your ex, they can’t find you anywhere and start freaking the fuck out! they love you so much and they’re scared shitless!!!

They only found out you were even missing because you didn’t turn up to brunch on Thursday :((

They called you, and of course you didn’t answer….you were busy ;)))

That obviously raised some alarm bells for everyone straight away, so their next point of contact was obviously your ex!!

Then the reality hit…. You had been missing since Monday night, he kicked you out after a bad fight and nobody had been able to get in contact with you……

Everyone obviously thinks worst case scenario. Car crash, kidnapping,…. maybe you ran away, or god forbid, something worse, maybe you weren’t even alive anymore, I mean, its been fucking days!!!

If someone were to have taken you, you could be out of the country by now, your body could already be decomposing somewhere never to be seen again, maybe they could have saved you if they new sooner :(((( got you the medical attention you needed before you succumb to your injuries…

Obviously everyone is going wild back home, freaking out and doing everything in their power to get in some kind of contact with you. 

But no ;))))

As your phone buzzed and pinged with messages, vibrating on Si’s bedside table as he held your naked frame against his broad chest :3333

You were fine, more then fine actually :))))

“Don’t worry about tha’ baby, answer it later they’ll be fine” Si’s morning voice muffled into your hair, strong arms tightening his grip around your waist and his hard cock pressed up against your bare arse ;))

A couple days after Si saved you and towed your car, everything that happened hit you like a ton of bricks. You were kinda disoriented and fuzzy, still a little shaken by the experience and hadn’t really processed that you were in fact living with Simon now….

The warm feeling of toned arms wrapped around you and a hard chest against your back didn’t register it first….. but you never protested :333

Droopy eyelids snapping open ungodly wide when it all hit you :( like, holy shit, there was no way you’re actually doing this, there is no way you fucked a random mechanic, let him take you home, fell asleep in his bed and then just never left????…. that’s batshit crazy behaviour! 

What made it even more jarring was from day one, when Si stirred awake he’d simply pulling you closer and kiss your temple like he’d been married to you for 30 years :3

There was no awkward small talk, no “you’ve overstayed your welcome now, i’ll drive you to a motel” or “what time do you think you’ll call a cab”, a simple kiss and a “how’d ya’ sleep princess” deep and groggy, a smirk on his lips as he kissed the back of your neck :)))

Your body relaxed instantly, for a man so big, there was a certain gentleness about him, a protective and calming aura he carried so effortlessly, you truly felt comfortable here…. It was such a strange experience but the idea of leaving his bed made you wince :(((

Even the morning routine you quickly created was natural!!

The tea and coffee lived on the top shelf of the cupboard, sitting at his two seater dining table Si happily watched your cute little arse poke out the bottom of his shirt :))) you had to hop a little bit to bring the tins forward, but all he could focus on was your bum and thighs jiggling >:((

He absolutely didn’t strategically place everything a shelf higher so he could see you do this exact thing the every morning….:333333

He was running unbelievably late for work but he couldn’t care less, the whole morning was filled with quick pecks and giddy smiles. From an outsiders prospective, nobody could guess you met a couple days ago :)))) 

Holding your waist as you make his lunch for him :)))) following every instruction perfectly :))))

Whispering “good girl” into your ear and kissing your neck gently as you pack his meal into his work bag, fat cock flush against your arse still concealed in his thick work pants, grinding slowly only relieving him slightly >:(

He wanted nothing more then to take you then and there, but the idea of you having to wait around for the rest of the day :((( thighs rubbing together and needy for him was wayyyy more appealing to come home to :( his such a meany

Leaving £100 on the kitchen counter for you, kissing you before he leaves, whispering into your lips to treat yourself :((

“You’ve had a long couple days sweethear’, get ya’ nails done for me, yeah? Get em’ pink or somthin’, okay?”

Obviously you’re memorised by this man at this point… how could you not be? 

 Agreeing with a slow nod and stars in your eyes as he kisses your nose 

Nobody had ever looked at him like that before….

“That’s ma’ girl, i’ll be home by six”

When he finally rocked up at work, Price was pissed beyond belief, Gaz was working on multiple cars at a time due to his absence and Johnny looked like he could kill him as he sat in Si’s office, a line of annoyed customers leading outside the shop.

Soap new absolutely nothing about quotes and insurance claims and all this other bullshit that Simon dealt with as the manager.

Gaz had a hundred questions for him about what he suggested for certain repairs, it was pure chaos!! 

But Si couldn’t find it in himself to be stressed, walking into the shop with a shit eating grin, completely bricked up and care free :))))

He’d never been happier then in that moment. 

But I want to fast forward to when your friends finally got a hold of you a week after you went missing….

It was the strangest surprise as well as their biggest relief when you answer. 

You were completely fine, they could basically hear you smile through the phone……

You started banging on about how you met this amazing guy named Simon, how his a super gifted mechanic, a complete gentleman and how you’re both deeply in love and never been happier!!

Reassuring them that you’re absolutely fine, better then fine actually, you’re safe and loved and don’t plan on ever going back home 

And all your girls are like 

“Babe….you can’t be serious right now? You’re not in love, you’ve been gone a week! And did you say you moved in with him!? A fucking mechanic!? Have you lost your fucking mind??? What about your job??? What about the entire fucking life you built here?!!!”

And 

“That’s it, give me the address right now, we are coming to get you immediately. You’re coming home and never talking to this weird fucking Simon guy ever again. Got it?” 

Of course they don’t understand:((((( why would they!?

You’ve finally found your person, it doesn’t matter if you have known Si for a week or a thousand weeks. You’re not fucking leaving!

This courses massiveeeee tension in you’re now ex friendship group. 

Half your girls think they should cut you off immediately, staying friends with you only means supporting the relationship and that’s something they’re absolutely not going to do >:(((

The other half think its important to keep in contact with you, they want to be there when you finally “come to your senses” and “need an out”, whatever that means :/….they even insisted on meeting Simon, just to sus out the situation and see what’s really going on, but of course you deny. 

Some even try to convince you that your ex was way better for you then Si:((((( how everyone thought you would end up getting married eventually, how there’s still time to realise you’ve made a mistake, that your ex was more then willing to take you back and everything would go back to normal!!! 

“Babe, this Simon guy is manipulative, okay? You’re emotional and vulnerable right now and his latched onto that knowing you’re going to cling to him for support. His taking advantage of you babe! I know you think you’re in love and that he says all the right things but its an act! Hello? Are you there? Can you fucking hear me!!??’

They’re just trying to ruin everything though >>:(((((( 

Your friends never saw how your ex treated you behind closed doors and they could never understand the connection you and Simon had :(

When Si came home from work to you wrapped up in a blanket and crying on the sofa, he was ready to kill whoever caused you so much pain….when he found out it was actually your friends, his heart ached for his poor girl :(((

“Listen to me petal, look me in the eyes, you don’ owe them anythin’, they jus’ don’t understand, alrigh’ don’t cry baby, come on” 

Wrapping his big musealy arms, covering you in his post work sweat and musk as you cling to his oily work shirt :((((

Of course you end up cutting off your friends. They could never understand what you and Simon had, if they really cared about you, they’d at least act like they were happy for you, not rip into you and try and push the narrative that you’ve been “manipulated” and “taken advantage of” while in a “venerable state” ://

Si absolutely agreed as well :( you didn’t need to worry about them anymore, they’re in the past and you’re moving forward with your life, its not your fault they haven’t grown up yet ://

Plus!!!! He would love to introduce you to Prices wife and the other girls at the bar he regulars…. Sure they may be a little older and all have children but you’re such a mature girl :((( you’ll get along with them just fine :3 

Its definitely not because he wants to bring you around his friends chubby babies, planting the seed in your mind subconsciously, or consciously about having your own little family ;)))

Start taking the steps to really integrate you in his life and friendship circles ;))))))

He knows what his doing :3

You get along with everyone so well too, girls wine nights, being invited over to friends houses for dinner <3

Simon tucking his hard cock into the waist band of his boxes as you bounce one of your friends babies on your hip and coo to them :((((

You would be such a good mama to his babies :( your genetics mixed with his would make the cutest little humans and the image of you pregnant that won’t leave his mind is starting to drive him absolutely fucking feral :(((

Life is so good for you and Si at the moment :((((( of course your stupid fucking ex would come around and try to ruin it for you…..all for him…..

Your ex couldn’t of been more different from Si :(

Clad in a business suit and ridiculously expensive watch, a clean haircut, pure leather business shoes and smelling of expensive cologne, he absolutely stuck out when his Tesla pulled into the shop carpark…. 

An obviously disgusted look on his face as he entered the front office, not trying to hide his disapproval as he looked at the chipped paint that peeled off the walls and the overwhelming smell of fuel that had seeped into everything within a 50 meter radius, buttoning his suit jacket and dramatically watching his step as he walked on the stained concrete that covered the front office floor :////

Your ex was such a pretentious prick >:( if it wasn’t high luxury, he’d look down on it like it was dirt :/

The thing is, he didn’t actually care where you were after he kicked you out, he just assumed you would end up on a friends couch or something. The idea that you would run off with a random “dirty” man and enter a relationship literally hours after he broke things off enraged him. 

But everything changed when he got the news you were living with “Si” a couple hours away and you were “deeply in love” with him. 

He played the “distressed”, “regretful” boyfriend to your friends, trying to get as much information out of them as possible under the pretence of “keeping you safe”

Yeah…..right :///

His ego couldn't handle it! How dare you just move on like he was nothing!!! sleep in another mans bed without regret and start a new life with him not even being an afterthought!!!!>:( 

You were meant to be heartbroken!!! Turn up on his doorstep and beg for his forgiveness as he laughed in your face :((

But you just moved on?????

He wasn't having that. 

You were supposed to worship him, not replace him with some piece of shit mechanic >:(

Your friends fed him a lot of useless information, But there was one sentence that tied it all together. 

In the middle of your rant about how much you loved Simon, you mentioned he worked at “Price’s Motor Repairs”

Nobody had heard of any repair shop with that name from around the area, but it was enough information for your ex to track you down…

Alarm bells went off in Simons head when he saw him walk in. He wasn’t from around these parts, that much was certain, and the way his eyes snaked over his name tag and an almost cocky grin spread across his face, he new something was up and it wasn’t good. 

Your ex definitely turned up at like 5:59, a minute before Si was meant to close just to make it as inconvenient as possible for him >:/

Si never asked about your ex, he didn’t want to know. He didn’t care what his name was or what he did for a living, all he new was that he was a dickhead and that was enough to put him off. You were his now, your ex wasn’t relevant :((((

It didn’t even cross Si’s mind that this guy could possibly be your ex. It was probably just some wanker that broke down while he was passing through. So he gritted his teeth and walked outside to check out this “broken” car 

It felt like a wild goose chase. He claimed there was something wrong with the motor, he checked it out, there was nothing wrong. He then claimed his AC wasn’t working, he checked it out, there was also nothing wrong. 

This went on for about 20 minutes before Simon snapped >:(

“There aint nothin’ wrong with ya’ car mate, get that fuck out of er’ before ya’ start wishin’ ya’ did”

Snarky and satisfied, your ex left without a fight, pulling out of the shop and parking far enough down the street that he could see Si pulling out of the shop and heading home…. Leading him to directly to you without a fight….

He followed behind at a safe distance. Far enough away that Si didn’t notice he was being followed, Poor Si was beyond tired, paired with the dim lighting of the sun going down, he didn’t even notice someone was tailing him:(( he was on autopilot :(

All he wanted to do was get home to you, eat his hot meal that you prepared for him and slug on the couch with a beer, you cuddled up against him and block the outside world out for the evening :((

But after arriving home, the second he sat down for dinner, three obnoxiously loud knocks echoed off the front door.

When you saw he didn’t move, you stood up to answer it for him 

“Jus’ leave it lovie, can’t be anythin’ important this time of night”

You explained there was an older lady that lived a couple apartments down, she started developing dementia and was in the early stages, she could still look after herself but often forgot small things like buying eggs from the grocery store or how to turn the TV on, she asked you for help all the time!!! and you were sure it was just her!! Of course it was! Who else could it be!

Simon wasn’t convinced. There was no way an old lady could knock with that much force.

He followed behind you hesitantly watching you swing the door open with a smile, only to reveal the piece of shit that was at the shop an hour earlier…

Si was honestly confused as fuck for a second, only for it to all fall into place when this guy started calling you “baby” and demanding for you to come home…..

His first instinct was to pull you behind him, he was beyond shocked when your ex grabbed your wrist with force, making sure Si couldn’t move you out of his line of sight without hurting you…

“Baby, you are coming home now, look at the state of this.. this.. drug addicts flat! you’re coming home with me immediately, stop fucking resisting!” Your ex spat getting more and more enraged by the second

You couldn’t go home, you were home, Si was your home :( But before you could get a word out, Si had your ex by the bicep, the pure force of the grip sending him into cold blooded shock, muscles tensing he lets go of your wrist out of pure shock :((

“Get inside n’ lock the door” he mumbled lowly before slamming it so hard the framework shook violently, you swore the hinges could of given way :((((

Once Si finally returned, you could tell there was something wrong :( something about the way he wasn’t all over you like normal, there was a purposeful distance he put between the two of you, almost like he didn’t want you there :((

After poking and prodding him, it all finally came out 

“Ya’ know I could never give ya’ the life that he could doll…. All that fancy shit” a coldness behind his eyes, almost defeat taking over his expression :(

“I know I aint ya type baby, you’re one of them high class type, ya’ don’t belong down ‘ere with me….I’ll drive ya’ back in the mornin, okay? I’m not taken no for an answer, go start packin’’” :((((

He was so defeated, if you could see his heart you could of sworn it was ripped into separate pieces :((

He went on for a good 10 minutes like this, you know he was doing what he thought was in your best interest, but Jesus Christ did it sting :(((

Little did he know your ex was almost £50,000 in credit card debt, you payed for almost everything during the duration of your relationship :((( he never treated you to any sort of luxury like Si did :( never got you flowers or paid for your nails….

He truly thought that your ex had a one up on him…. That you would consider going back to him because of his “wealth”???

Getting off the couch and slowly sinking to your knees in front of him, you reach for the belt of his pants, slowly undoing his buckle :((

His mind is racing so much, so paranoid and distracted that he didn’t notice the sound of the metal being undone :((((

He always focused on your pleasure, making you feel wanted :(( it was your turn to appreciate him, with actions this time :333 

Si completely stops mid sentence when your warm, delicate hand palms his soft cock :(((9 

He looks down at you slowly, all worry leaving his body as he sees you down on your knees, submissive eyes looking up at him threw your eyelashes and pout on your face waiting for his reaction :(((

You could never leave Si :((( you needed a real man :(( you needed the man in front of you with his thighs spread wide and cock hardening right before your eyes :(((

Palming him agonisingly slow, he grinds against your touch desperate for more friction :((( you tell him how you’d never leave him :(((( how his the only one for you and you couldn’t survive in a world like this without him by your side looking after you the way he does :((

Soft grunts leaving his lips as he pleads with you to take out his length and stroke his now hard, aching cock >:(

“I know baby, I was stupid to think tha’, I know, jus’… jus’ pump it for me yeah?’” Growing increasingly desperate as you don’t follow his command >:( telling him you’re looking after him tonight and that he doesn't need to worry :(( how its his reward for being so big and strong, defending you from your ex and being a man :(( that all he needs to do is relax :((

He audibly whines, a sound you had never heard from him before, when you finally slip his girthy cock out of his boxes.. .

You smile up a him as you kiss his tip and squeeze your thighs together at just the thought of pleasing him and not receiving any physical pleasure yourself :))))) 

Letting out a soft feminine giggle as pre cum covers your lips, Si having no choice but to sit helpless and watch the show you’re putting on for him :(((

He could absolutely take the lead if he wanted to, but something about you treating him, sucking his dick solely because you wanted to and not expecting anything in return was an offer you couldn’t turn down ;)

Teasing Si was fun but he deserved more tonight :((((( if it was up to you, lapping at his swollen tip for hours until he finally releases a desperate hot load onto your face would be a dream, but not tonight, Si gets everything tonight ;)

Slowly circling his leaky tip with your thumb, a soft groan falls from his lips as he sinks further into the couch :(((

Pumping him lightly, you place soft kisses from the top of his cock to his base :(((( Si bucking his hips and pleading with you threw his eyes just to suck it :((((( he tries so hard to hide his whines through deep groans but fails horribly :((( he was so tired tonight, emotionally and physically, any self control he would normally have was out the window :((

Taking your tongue, you lick from the base to the tip, salty sweat and pre cum filling your taste buds as your tongue glides up his vainy shaft :(

Si jerks forward a little at the sudden warm contact, throwing his head back as he eases into the warm sensation :3333

Without hesitation, you deep throat his 8 inch length, his tip hitting the back of your throat and your eyes watering instantly :((

Si’s callused hand instinctively grips your hair, rough grunts bounce off your apartment walls as he helped you set a ruthless pace, your mouth being abused and jaw aching from his sheer girth :(((

“That’s it Darlin’, fuck ya’ such a good girl for me, look at ya’ look at tha’ beautiful fuckin’ mouth taken’ me” 

Holding your head still as he throat fucks you, your saliva dripping down your chin and onto the dirty cream carpet that covers the living room floor:(((

Seeing the small bump of his cock appear at the front of your neck with each brutal rut :(( your flushed cheeks and teary eyes make a small cocky smile spread across his face >:( 

You were his! All his! Claiming your throat and having full control over how he fucks it makes his achy balls tighten as they slap against your chin :((

“That prick could never fuck you like I could, he’ll never feel ya’ fuckin throat again” he was so close to his release :((( Si was normally really good at holding off but the possessiveness of claiming your mouth with thick cum was pushing him over the edge in a matter of minutes :((((

Grabbing your hair tighter, he forcefully makes you deep throat his dick, your nose touching his pelvic bone and buried in his musky pubes <3 moans from your full mouth muffled by his cock shoved deep into your throat >:((

He cums hard…slow, deep thrusts as ropes of his salty seed run down your throat, you have no choice but to swallow his semen that his so politely given you :((

With each thrust, he lets out a quiet and strained “mine”. Its more to himself then you, reassuring himself that you were in fact his and his to keep :((

You remove your abused mouth from his cock, slowly pumping his now semi-hard dick with a dopey smile on your face, cum leaking out the corner of your mouth as you innocently look up at him and place a kiss on his swollen tip :))

You look so beautiful, covered in his cum and claimed :)

He leans down to kiss you, a thank you for what you did for him, but before he could even open his mouth you whisper a quite “I love you” into his lips… 

the first “I love you” you and Simon had ever shared :((

Its safe to say he said it back :333

And he says it again with his face inbetween your legs a minute later ;)))

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jjk chapter 254 spoilers under the cut !!

WHAT A FUN CHAPTER it was nice to see kusakabe get his moment….. even if it was short-lived :’3 HE’S FINEEEE GUYS DW look at this panel. look how sick it is. you think this is the kinda guy to go down like that??? kusakabe is a like a cockroach he could survive a nuclear bomb…. trust…..

but no i !!!!! loved. his thoughts abt yaga T_T how kusakabe really is just a decent guy once you get down to it. he owes yaga a debt but it’s less of a debt and more of a deep respect… he tells himself that yaga is dead so it doesn’t matter but he still imagines yaga’s sad expression and still latches on to what he would’ve wanted. he cares.

and i think this was also such a great moment :(( bc kusakaba has been running away from battle for. as long as we’ve known him LMAO but this is him taking on a more protective role towards the kids!! something akin to nanami and the importance he placed on adulthood. and it’s also so good when you remember kusakabe’s previous stance on yuji…. how he thought it was best for him to be executed. but deep down he cares!!

i’d have liked to see more interactions between him and miwa bc it’s obvious those two are especially close :(( and that makes a lot of sense because both are them are just. Nice. they’re kind people. miwa is just way less cynical. their banter is always so fun and i need my dosage of found family father/daughter moments so akutami BETTER supply me with more …. 😒😒😒

anyway i like kusakabe i think he’s nice :3

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PANEL HELLOOOOO????? I CRIED???????? THEY ALL LOOK SO GOODDDDD one of the most handsome gojo’s i’ve seen in a while….. his dimples and his smile :’3 and he thinks kusakabe is a nice guy!!!! do you think they ever explored each other’s bo/GUNSHOT

okok i think i’ve gotten all my thoughts out……. almost. BECAUSE LOOK WHO’S BACK ‼️‼️

MY MANNNNN MY GUY maybe now the fandom will stop sleeping on him smh……… he didn’t survive gojo fucking satoru and train yuuta in africa for this disrespect. miguel is probably the strongest sorcerer outside of japan he is a Problem and i believe in him!!!!! i’m also excited bc i think this means we might be getting more old characters back soon :3 i wanna see larue. and if we see larue we might see todou…. maybe even yuki….. (<- delusional) BUT most of all: if we get larue or even just miguel there’s the SLIGHTEST chance we might get some flashbacks of cult leader geto and if that happened i would forgive akutami for literally Everything <33333

[gorbo-longstocking]

AGAFFAFAGARAGAFRARARAG GORBO WHENICATCHYOUGORBO GRRRUEHGSRRAFAGAGS

I swear I am more in love with your writing than the twins themselves I ssosososososo love it I kid you not❤️❤️❤️

MANNNNN THATS SO SO FUCKING SWEET TO HEAR I REALLY APPRECIATE IT <33333 i love writing so the fact its GOOD is just. thank god moment hehe. (all of this said while running away really really fast)